there used to be an imgur gallery with this guys nudes.. i think his name is chris. anyone have more of him?
>>1405057
>>1405057
pls
>>1405061
fucking autism
>>1405092
how so? last time i asked someone posted the link for me
>>1405057
is this what you're looking for op?
http://imgur.com/a/0kIbo
>>1405103
holy fuck thank you!! how did you find it?
>>1405109
>>>archived.moe
give it a look
>>1405057
The name I have attached to the big folder of his stuff is "Daniel Badem"
>>1405153
>>1405111
>archived.moe
Thank you, based fag
Christ this boy is beautiful
didn't he mention that he had VD?
>>1405158
Well, let's be real, hunty. 80% of the users on this board do, too.
>>1405168
Nah we don't ya slut
>>1405158
Whats a vd and when did he say that?
>>1405192
Venereal disease?
>>1405192
it was from a screencap from /soc/ where he sometimes post
Everything is perfect except his legs.
>>1405168
>80% of the users on this board do, too.
Never seen such blatant projecting
>>1405262
what's wrong with his legs?
i love that they are furry.
Holy fuck his hairy body is amazing. Thanks OP for asking for source!
>>1405273
Oh god, not you again. Get a new fucking line.
>>1405293
It does not fit the body at all. He basically has never trained legs, huge turn-off on any guy with a half-decent upper body.
He has a hot body but yeah... I have to agree nolegs is a boner killer. Not the hair, hairy is good
>>1405308
Everyone on 4chan uses the word projecting, what are you trying to say here?
His legs look pretty decent in this one, dunno why the other ones look weird.
>>1405907
actually, he's supposedly ~6 ft
>>1405908
He looks like hed make a great anime character. The kind with dark bags under his eyes
someone reupload everything here please specifically the nudes
>>1406248
Why dont you do it? The link was posted earlier
>>1406266
Lol. You lazy, technologically inept sack of shit
>>1406286
Incompetence isn't why I don't save them but I'm glad I struck a nerve. (mad)
>>1406344
Get your grandson to show you how to do it you moron
^retard
>>1405057
Holy shit, this guy is 10/10 in everything
>>1406447
cept everything below the waist
fucking tiny dick and chicken legs
>>1406350
But I'm only 22. Glad to see you're THIS triggered hag~
Anyone wanna speak to Kris? His name is Ryt. He's kinda shy.
https://discord.gg/0oyIksSJTlVjGH51
cute butt
He don't got no lips.
link his dong
>>1406461
>>1406472
stop spamming
>>1406475
I'm not spamming bitch, I posted this image only twice, in different threads, plus the image is relevant in both cases. You impossible-standdart fags need to stop criticizing these 10/10 men for irrelevant details.
>>1406478
>a dock for no lips would bring a 10 down to a 2
Fix your medication doses.
>>1406482
Not understanding a famous meme
here's an explanation grandpa: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang
>>1406486
>rotely using memes
cute!
I find lips very important. Kissing. Dick sucking. Aesthetics.
It wasn't nit-picking.
The meme refers to actually good-looking aspects of a person's body that are being trolled as criticism, not the person as a whole.
It might fit here if his lips were actually decent.
Fail.
I'm friends with him on Facebook. Never messaged him tho
>>1405057
Damnit, at first I was damn sure this was a guy I went to school with named Simon, but then I saw he was white. Oh well, he's pretty cute actually.
>>1405223
He sometimes posts on /soc/? Damn...
>>1406537
:^)
>>1406546
(^:
Has a Jeremy Sumpter look about him desu
>>1406455
>tiny dick
Size queen detected. His dick is fine, not everything needs to make your asshole gape.
>>1406600
>nigger poster
jesus here just take your fucking link and go
http://imgur.com/a/0kIbo
>>1405153
He is such a retard but that ass is perfect.
>>1406646
>image board
>imgur link
your city should be ip banned forever
>>1406664
are you blind retard he's arching AND is almost as flat as a washboard
get laid queer
every time i see this guy i get really depressed that i will never look like that
>>1406684
like an average tanned white male?
(lol)
>>1406730
Get a hairstyle that works for you.
Don't be a fat slob
Learn how to dress
Bam!
>>1406753
Why are you quoting me retard I'm a solid 8. Go share your useless wisdom with the other guy.
>>1406754
>solid 8
pics
>>1406755
k
http://m.imgur.com/HJzO1qY
>>1406759
damn more
>>1406759
you look like a fuccboi that shouldn't be on /hm/
>>1406759
mario rodriguez bullshit
>anon isn't a solid 8
>>1406766
>ignoring my comment
pls go catfish somewhere else
>>1406763
The beauty is literally no one will believe I was here.
>>1406770
if you really wanted to prove yourself, then try a timestamp
>>1406772
I'm not trying to prove myself you stupid pendejo. I'm not ruining my life being associated with you lowlifes. Call it catfishing even though I asked nothing of you used up has-beens.
>>1406774
i wanna believe if we make a thread about you will you visit?
>>1406776
>BUT I'M ACTUALLY HOT AF! WHY TIMESTAMP IF I'M HOT AND I KNOW IT
you may not be serious but you're right
>>1406776
you know youre on an internet image board right?
>>1406828
WELCOME TO 4 chan!!!
A Magical place where everything is possible !
From meeting a fisher to meeting someone in denial!(lol im dying)
>>1406837
how is he a fisher? like he said he asked for nothing from anyone here
>>1406837
you're the one that posted your pic for attention. now show your cock or gtfo
>>1406770
did they catch the guys who jumped u?
KRIS IS IN THE DISCORD RIGHT NOW
>>1407060
who's kris
What's wrong with him again? He's a full-blown sociopath or autist or something right?
who is this Kris guy?
>>1406518
Geez, calm down dude.
I was gonna respond to you, but then I realized I became what a despise the most: a whinny fag who writes complaints on a porn board instead of posting porn.
So here's my contribution, a photo of this 10/10 man that hasn't been posted yet, which I saved from his last thread.
>>1405103
thanks babe
>>1406759
If this is really you (which I doubt) you're clearly higher than 8, fucking attention whore.
>>1407200
Guy in pic is Mario Rodriguez. Whether anon is Mario or not is up to debate but i highly doubt it
>>1407270
Shut up you thirsty loser
>>1407262
I think there was a gif of him cumming out there. Cant remember for sure though
>>1407185
Cheers for taking the high-faggot road.
>>1405057
are you taking up the position of being the boards resident needy skank now that brandon has finally disappeared into the abyss from whence he came
>>1405057
Whats his name and is he gay?
>>1407379
Read the fucking thread
>>1407275
Yeah the gif is in the imgur gallery going around, but it's terribly low quality. :(
If you're listening Kris, MAKE A DAMNED VIDEO (please)
>>1406669
>get laid queer
on /hm/
Okay.
>>1407379
His name is Kris but is he gay or just posting dick pics for attention
I can't open the link in my shitty phone
can enyone post them here please?
>>1409422
Ffs, NO. Stop asking and get a better phone you underaged faggot
>>1405262
And his std
And his little dick
And his nose
And his autism
And his stormfaggotry
Kris is a stormfag?
Attraction intensifies.
There has never been so much samefagging on /hm/ like ITT.
>>1406478
Finally, someone says it.
>>1409826
How do we know he's a stormfag with an STD?
Also what's wrong with his nose?
>>1410081
he used to post a lot on /soc/ thats how i know him. All his nutty jew conspiracies, /pol/ speech "Cuck, jidf etc." and trying to prove how white he is to random posters gave it all away. He owns animu pillows too from what i saw in a pic posted here. Idk bout the std part but he was really autistic and a stormfag too.
>>1406478
You say impossible-standards, some people just don't have low standards or the same standards. He is not a 10/10. I might be a bit biased cause of that small uncut hairy brown dick though.
>>1410297
doesn't sound like much of an issue desu
>>1410300
"Small" you really this much of a degenerate or are you trolling?
gee such a bad mood
you need to get late dude
>>1412228
why do you keep bumping this
Oh hey, it's this guys
He used to post on /fit/ all the time about how he thought his face looked retarded like a potato or something
It was cute at first since it seemed like he legit thought he was ugly but he kept going and it for annoying when I realized he wanted attention and to be called pretty because he's insecure
Threads have been derailed because of his face
I don't have them anymore but his dick pics are floating around the /fit/ and /soc/ archives
>>1405293
>>1405334
this is what i hate about modern fags. "Oh his legs are not right,oh his upper body is not perfect enough,oh he has split ends,his teeth are not white enough,his fingernails are non shiny enough,you queers nit pick every little thing. You nelly fags don't want a man, you want a mannequin with a dildo on it.
>>1405168
20%
represent!