Romans had such amazing names: Septimius Severus Julius Augustus

call him gaius so his friends can call him gay like his dad

>everything ends in -us
garbage
at least greek names had variation

First one and the last three are a no go, the rest seem alright. Like the idea, haven't had a kid but if I did I'd look into roman names

Yes.

Please don't.

My parents gave me a retarded historical name and I have to live with their mistake every day.

>>831778
>Sulla
>Agrippa
>Cicero

>>831764

Just name him Marcus. It's still a commonly used name to this day.

>>831764
Yes it would

>>831764
Name him Cassius.

>>831783
>First one
Why not? I thought it's the best one.

>>831764
honestly the most important factor about names is how well they fit with the last name.

you could name your kid the coolest fucking name in history, and if it doesn't match the surname, the whole thing is a disaster.

>Augustus Kaminsky
>Maximus Garcia
>Severus Septimus Johnson

He'd probably hate it as a kid and be smug about how unique it is as a young adult.

>>831787
What is it?

>>831764

tfw spanish speakers can use those names cringe free

>>831827
Those names are pretty funny. Might be worth it just for the laugh.

>>831764
From that list I'd only use Marcus or Augustus unless I wanted my kid to get beat up in middle school and high school.

>>831793
>Lucius Sulla
>Marcus Agrippa
>Marcus Cicero
FTFY

>>831868
>Using praenomens
Cognomens are better.

I wish I had an awesome fucking name such as

Iannis Xenakis
Jean-Michel Basquiat
Herbert von Karajan
Jean-Luc Godard
Andy Warhol
Jackson Pollock
Michael Gira
Efrim Menuck
David Foster Wallace
Search Results
Jean-Paul Sartre
Mark Kozelek
Robert De Niro
Jonas Mekas
Daniel Lopatin
Stan Brakhage
Jacques Derrida

All the people with cool and unconventional names are successful, your name literally determines your life.

>>831764
at least 2 or 3 of those names are from harry potter

>>831764
>My wife is going to have a son in September
congratulations!

Does the father know yet? If he doesn't pop on down to the local mosque to let him know

>>831896

I've noticed this too.

A unique hairstyle seems to be shockingly common among god-tier humans as well. From artists to politicians.

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>>831764
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_Manlius_Torquatus_%28consul_347_BC%29

>MANLIVS

>>831921
Lel

>>831911
Dispatch tyself with haste my good fellow

>>831935
What the fuck... so true about the hairstyle.

>>831827
i literally know a Max Garcia

>>831896
Search Results was a cool guy

>>831964
All of them are pretty well known people tbqh.

>>831896
>>831970
>>831964

are all those people's names their real names or did any of them change it to that?

>>831973
Andy Warhol was Andrew Warhola but thats just shortned.

>>831896
>Iannis Xenakis
>Jean-Michel Basquiat
These sound Roman.

>>831980
I wonder if there's a list of famous or brilliant people with changed names :/

>>831848
They are not the same names, its a spanish conversion of the names that people use, for example:

Julius = julio
Caesar = césar
Flavius = flavio

Etc

>>831896
damn this is a pleb list of people

>>831764
Give your kid a normal name. If you want something historical, name him John. Plenty of people have been named John in history.

>>831964
underrated post

>>831999
>Derrida
>pleb

Fuck you.

>>832007
you're right also plebs hate warhol too

>>831764

yes, too cringy, unless it's Max.

in general, you should give your kids a name that fits the culture you're in. if you were Roman, you wouldn't name your kid Vercingetorix.

>>832020
>Vercingetorix

had to look this up tbqh

Marcus and maaaaybe Gaius would be ok. The rest would result in your child being ruined

>>832020
Marcus is fine too.

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>>831896
>implying DFW was cool, unconventional, or successfull

I was thinking of naming my son Gideon, but then I saw it's a Jewish name...

>>831764
I like how Persians still use a lot of the names their ancestors used thousands of years ago. Unlike the Romans' Italian descendants.

>>832035
>Gay-Us
You have to keep in mind your kid is going to have to deal with other children, therefore call them something that wont get them made fun of
>i had to dissuade a friend from naming her son "Lucien" once
>LOTION

>>832066
Modern day Italians are not the same people as Ancient Romans.

>>832060
Most names are hebrew anymore, sad to say
Tfw Jonathan is Hebrew

>>832073
Latins are related to Italics who are related to them in the first place. You're being pedantic here, anon.

Try considering Trajan

>>832034
that's fine, you can never read enough history.

>>832039
it is.

>>831764
African Americans used to use latin names all the time.

>>831864
Getting him beat up will make him stronger

>>831921
He said Roman, not Byzantine

>>831764
aurelius i a cool name and a cool guy

but seriously this is what middle names are for

>>832095
I second this

>>831764

The only workable first name is Marcus.

The rest are workable middle names.

I was always partial to the sound of Hieronymus and Lucian.

Aurelius (Aurelian), Hadrianus (Hadrian) kai Marcus

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>you will never conquer all of the british isles and be named Brittanicus Caledonicus Hibernicus

its one of my life goals

>>832053
Surely you jest, sir.

>>832336
Weren't you born too late for this?

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>>832336
at least you can change your name for sake of a beautiful tomb stone.

>>832369
When the UK devolves into civil war I'll try and rise to power or some prominent position, then try and push for a fashy neo-roman aesthetic so I can finally get my honours.

>>832381
Like that weird sect in one of the fallout games.

>>831778
Most Greek names ended in -os

Gonna name my kid Judas 2bh

>>831764
They only had about a dozen names so they had to make it count.

>>832389
not that extreme

okay maybe that extreme

Most of those are common in French, and don't sound cringy because they're frenchified.

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>>831921
You vicious blood

>Marco Antonio Muñiz (born September 16, 1968),[1][2][3] better known by his stage name Marc Anthony, is an American singer, actor, record producer and television producer. Anthony is also the top selling tropical salsa artist of all time.[4]

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>>831764
most of those still exist and are used in latin countries, but not in their arcaic from:
e.g.: júlio, augusto, marco, albino, flávio, gaio, etc (in portuguese)

so depending on the language you speak it may not be that cringeworthy unless you name it something like adolf julius di buonaparte

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>>831896
>>831935
because just like their parents, they couldn't care less about what others think, therefore they will never limit themselves and will be truly free to do whatever they want which includes to be an actual successful person
while everyone else has to work half a day for a pathetic wage because they weren't bold enough to try harder

Name him Antiochus.

>>832066
They do. But obviously, the language changed and so the names. Most are similar if not the same.

>>832422
Yeah, but I'm talking about their archaic form.

They're special because they have that "us" at the end. Would people laughed at someone named like that today? Imagine being named Augustus instead of Augusto.

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Name him Lucius.

Or, Maximus Decimus Meridius....

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>>831764
unless you name your a kid something a bit more socially acceptable of those old type names like thaddeus for example, prepare to have your child either kill themselves or make headlines killing shooting up they're remedial English class

>>831764
If you're going to give your kid a latin name at least do it in the Modern-Latin-Surname formula.
Like: John Aloysius Schneider, or James Tiberius Kirk.

I'm going to name my kid Carlomagno.

>>832854
Name Kerk is better, like the famous leader Kerk Pyrrus of Deathworld by Harry Harrison.

>>831787
Yes, anon. What is it

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>>832854
>Carlomagno
Nice to meet you, the son of Carlo the merchant of mangoes, Carlomangous of 4chan.

>>831787
What's the name?

>>831896
>search results
>cool and unconventional names
Not sure about cool, but it's definitely unconventional.

>>831764
Name your son Diocletian.

>>831764

>Not naming your kids Andrew Jackson, Napoleon, or Osman.

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>>832396
Make sure American handegg gear is part of the uniform.


Please???

>>831764
Constantine bruh.

>>831764
Is Biggus Dickus already taken?

>>832875
Wow I did not even think of that.

>>832060
>give in to the goy

>>832875
Kek

>>831764
Only Augustus, Julius, and maybe Marcus seem appropriate for English-speakers. I'm all for being original but children with 'weird' names generally aren't too happy about it. If you want to name someone Albinus or Flavius get a dog or something.

>>831992

Julius, Caesar, and Flavius are English conversions you dingus!

Is Septimius not too weird?

>>831787
>>831847
>>832873
>>832878
plz be hitler

>tfw my dad's name is Sixtus Apollinarus

Feels patrician

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>>832926
You shall not use the Emperor name!
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Uriel_Septim_VII

>tfw glorious latin first name with -us ending

Not from an English speaking cunt, plenty of -us names to choose from here, even though we don/'t speak a romance language.

>>832949
>Tiber Septim

This also sounds like a Latin name: Tiberius Septimus.

Bethesda must've been inspired by those names.

>>832953
hello marcus

>>831775
Underrated post

>>832095
>tfw the first time you heard the name "Trajan" it was because a furry that is into diapers and chastity was using this name
I can never think of something else now.

>>832975
Nope buddy, though that is pretty common here as well, I share my name with the guy who took over the pope-business after Petrus (or Peter as you would know him)

>My wife is going to have a son

Just name him Copronimos, literally means "shit name", then change your last name to desu
t. Greek

Marcus seems to be a common name among African Americans.

If the father of your wife's son is an African American, you could name him Marcus.

>>833008
What's your name, I might like it and change my name to it.

>first time you heard the name "Trajan"
You are think: "What? Is he a citizen of Troy? Is he has a wife Helen of Troy?"

>>833048
Like I said, it's the name of the 2nd pope, go do some research. Wouldn't recommend taking it if you live in an English speaking country tho, Anglos are notoriously shit at pronouncing it.

>>833085
Linus I guess? Okay.

>>833085
Benjamin Linus is the man.

Kaeso(a roman name ) sounds like something out of an anime

>>831787
Tell us your fucking name

>>831764
Julius and Marcus wouldn't be too weird, I think

>>832972
Ofcourse they were. The empire borrows a shit ton from Rome

your moms ass had such an amazing name

ASSRECTUMUS

>>831764
Just use the modern version of these names

>>831764
use historical name for middle name
use family name for first name

>>833534
But the modern ones suck.

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>>831764
If you're African-American, you can use old Roman names. They love that stuff.

But Commodus? Seriously?

>>836244
The man was a fucking Roman Emperor, what's not to like?

>>831778
It's like your plebian languages don't even conjugate proper nouns.

>>833058
Trajan Langdon is the only person I've ever heard of by that name and knew of him long before I ever heard of any other use of that word.

>>833526
Por ejemplo?

>>836255
It's like naming your kid Toiletus.

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>when your gf starts discussing what kids names she likes

Please tell me this is a normal topic of conversation

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>>831764
Name him Probus Maximus, the ladies will love him

>>832396
>tfw you will nevr be appointed to the senate by Brittanicus Caledonicus Hibernicus
>tfw will never stab Brittanicus Caledonicus Hibernicus to death with your other senators and his trusted friends

>>836295
Very normal

>>836295
It's not unless you have a kid on the way.

Better start using condoms m8.

>>831827
Reminds me of the Green Bay fan who wanted to name his son, "Packer."

His last name was Pickens. Packer Pickens.

>>832245
Just name him Sue then.

>>833047
Yes, the father of my wife's son is black.

>>832948
>Apollinarus
is that even a name?

OFFICIAL ACCEPTABLE ANCIENT NAME LIST

ILIAD TIER
Hector, Ajax, Priam, Helen, Troy, Patrick(les), Jason, Orion

OLD TESTAMENT TIER
Samson, Joshua, Aaron, David, Caleb, Daniel, Adam

NEW TESTAMENT TIER
Peter, Paul, James, Matthew, etc.

>>836865
Don't kid yourself. Cyrus and Alexander are the only truly patrician historical names.

>>836865
>>836990
>Aaron
>Caleb
>Adam
>Cyrus

Ah, I've just read East of Eden as well!

Good thing I am Greek so I have a name like these that all fit.

Spyridon Leontios

>>837604

Spyridon Leontios sounds like it was shit out of a lonely PS1 loading screen

>>836865
>and none of them end with is

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>>831764
>would it be too cringey to name him after one of these?
They're black people names now.

>>839726
As they were in the first place, after all...

>>839763

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6MiTBk3c

>>831764
I live in Ireland and it's becoming popular to name kids after old saints, gods and kings. Based.

>>831764
Call him Anus.

>>839912
Damn...

>>831787
What're you gonna do today, Napoleon?

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>>841276
>tfw you want to call your kid Nebuchadnezzar but he'd probably get beaten up at school every day

Did Cenk Uygur actually name his son Prometheus Maximus, I can't find any evidence saying otherwise.

>>831778
The -us is a sign of male gender. Just like the ending -o. -a indicates a female gender like Gaia or Quinta.

>>831764
You can give him a second name

>>831764
>My wife is going to have a son in September
>Cuck

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>>831775
FPBP

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>>831764
>Brother names his son Arcturus Aurelius Molatore

Calls him Arc for short. I'm sitting here waiting for in about 18 or so years to join the military and conquerr Carthage now XD

>>831764
>Commodus
Toilet boy.

>>836865
I-is being named after one of the 3 wise men okay?

My first name is Augustus, and I have an italian last name to match it. It's a fantastic conversation starter, and people automatically assume that you're interesting when you have a cool name.

Name your son Septimius. He will thank you for it.

>>845094
>hey septimius
>how's that blood infection going
>faaaaaag

>>845094
>people automatically assume that you're interesting when you have a cool name
This

I have to change my name

>>845094
My first name is Hermann and my last name is german. I need a wehrmacht uniform tbqh.

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>>845094
>tfw Irish first name
>tfw Irish sounding last name
>tfw extremely stereotypical Mick legal name
>tfw people assume I'm a full blown muh heritagetard

JUST

>>846898
Hermann German.
German heer man.

>>846936
Merry St. Patrick's, Aengus!.

There was this German guy on Steam with the name Claudius Haas.

I thought the name was pretty cool, it's why I still creepily remember it.

>>842580
As long as it's Balthazar.

I'm going to name my first son Alexander and first daughter Sophia, give me some good middle names and a name for a third so
Also, is Albinus pronounced Al-by-nus or Al-benis?

>>839912
grandmother?

>>847317
Son*

Any historical name that can be shortened to a normal name is perfect, like Justinian, or Charlemagne

>>847317
>Also, is Albinus pronounced Al-by-nus or Al-benis?
Neither one, unless you're a filthy barbarian.
Ahl-bee-noos

>>847317
Depends what their last names are.
It's pronounced all-penis, or albino. At least by everyone who'll ever know him from the age of six to twelve.

>>847349
>Charlemagne

>>847356
Charles?

>>831864
>>832035
>>832068
>>847353
Where does this meme come from? I have a weird-ass long and unpronounceable name but never got any shit for it through elem, middle, or high school. I think this is just parents being paranoid about shit that kids don't actually care about.

>>831989
The first one is Greek

>>832381
Reminds me of Prince of Thorns.

>>831827
>>Severus Septimus Johnson
sounds like a slave name desu

Call him Caligula.

>>831764
Just call him Caligola already!

>>831827
Augustus Kaminsky sounds awesome

>>831764
DO NOT name your kid Severus you out-of-touch freak!

Germanic names are interesting in their own right:

Roderic
Theoderic
Genseric
Leovigild
Ferdinand
Gundisalv
Chindaswinth
Childebert
Chlodowig

Too bad almost none of those names would be appropriate to give a 21st century child.

>>847882
You forgot Gandalfr.

Also Roderic is a sick name. You just have to become a 6 ft snow nigger if you are called that.

Call him Hadrian.

>>847882
>Childebert
sounds like a prototypical children's name

>>847882
Ferdinand is a good name

>>847716
Why not?

>my wife's son

Cuckus Maximus

>my wife's son

Name him Cuckius

>>848295
>>848297
Wow

>>831764
In Portuguese they sound horrid:
Setimo
Severo(Severino?)
Julio
Augusto
Marcos
Aurelio
Claudio
Flavio
Caio

>>847716
It's not his son, it's his wive's son.

>>831775
FIRST POST

Ill name my boy Sandro and my girl Iris.

Im spanish so I can.

>>831847
>>832873
>>832878
>>833463
>>841276

its Adolf, i'm from Holland and it was my grandpas name too
plz no meme

How are these names /his/

Eric Stephen Alexander, Edward William James and Francis Robert Nicholas

>>831764
name your son Optimus Prime

Marcus Aurelius called his wife's son Commodus. But I suppose you don't want your wife's son to be as bad as Commodus.

>>848348
Bit boring to be honest
but they have a nice rhythm

>>848348
Replace each middle name with the first name and I think they work better

I'm going to make my son Lexander. I'm dropping the A because I don't want to call him Alex for short

>>847317
Gtfo of /his/ Elizabeth

Name him Troy, you nigger

From what I've noticed, Augustus works pretty well today. Met a lot of black people named that way.

>>831764
Commodus was horrible so don't name him that
Marcus and Julius are the only legit first names still cringy
Aurelius and flavius are legit second names not as cringy as you won't have to yell this at your kids
Septimius only if he is your seventh son
Just don't overdo it otherwise you'll look like one of those black people who mame their children Caesara and shit but couldn't show on a map where Rome is.

>>831775
It pronounced gai jus not gayus

>>831764
name him Biggus Dickus

>>841863
Call him "neb" for short.
Kinda like jack, or maddy

>>831887
>Praenomens
>Cognomens
Jesus fuck what the fuck are you doing.
Its praenomina and cognomina for fuck sake.
Learn to use Latin declinations man

>>831935
Life is just like anime desu

>>849077
Do you also use "agenda" as a plural noun?

>>832068
Seesar
Gay-us
Why?
:"(

>>836865
Most angels names are fine too though, Micheal, Gabriel, Baalzebub etc.

>>847882
I know a roderic ferdinant and chilldebert

>>849093
Yes, I also call hot girls "agenda" ;)

>>848988
>Septimius only if he is your seventh son
lol?

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>>847317
>Al-benis

Titus sounds good.

>>831764
I always like the name Alexius, latin variation of Alexander

>>849447
>Couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

damn...

Lol ur kid will get his bum beat if you call him something Severus like seriously who wants to be named after some cuck faggot from some shit story.

fucking cringy as shit dam Romaboos I tell you what

>>849477
uncultured barbarian pleb

>>849483
Listen here shit head. If you can't say something positive or even remotely constructive, don't even think about replying to me. In fact, just because I know you're a fucking retard who can't understand the basic principles of being a decent fucking human being, I'll make it simple for you: Don't EVER reply to me EVER again. Got that, shitbag? If you even dare to to speak to me EVER gain, I will find you, and I will absolutely obliterate you, do you understand that? Of course you don't, but that's not my problem. Stay the fuck out of my way and there won't be any more troubles

>>849579
Quidnam dixisti modo mihi, cinaedule? Ego te certiorem faciam me exiisse e Cohorte Praetoria optimum meae ordinis et in frequentibus incurisonibus occultis contra Persos expertum esse, et plus quam trecentas caedes probatas habere. In bello auxiliarum educatus sum et ego sum optimus eques in totis Imperii Romani viribus armatis. Tu es nil mihi praeterquam aliud destinatum. Ego te, scelus, conteram adamussim ut numquam usquam visum est in orbe terrarum, annota mea, malum, verba. Arbitrarisne te posse illas contumelias dicere impune per litteras? Iterum arbitrare, nequam. Etiam cum colloquimur advoco meum secretum rete curiosorum per totum Imperium et tuam locationem excipitur, iamiamque ita potius est te parari procellae, vermis. Procella quae omnino perdat illud miserandulum quod tu tuam vitam nominas. Per deos immortales tu es mortuus, puercule. Ubivis, quandoque esse ego possum et novi te trucidare pluribus quam septingentis modis - et illi meis manibus solis. Non solum sum educatus plurifariam in proeliis inarmatis sed usu ego fruor toti armentarii Imperii Romani Scholarum Palatinarum et eo utar effuse ut detergam tuum miserum os de facie telluris, caenulum. Si novisses quam defamatam ultionem "callidum" tuum dictum inlaturum esse fortasse retinuisses tuam linguam. Sed non poteras, non fecisti, et nunc poenas solvis, fatue miselle. Ego furiam cacabo super te totum et tu in illa merges. Per deos immortales tu es mortuus, puercule.

> wife's son

>>831764
Septimius Septicaemius
Commodus Sixtyfourus
Flavius Flav
Albinus Winter

>>831796
Same for Julius.

>>831896
>No Wolfgang Amadeus

One job.

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>>836305

>>831778

I don't know if it exists in English but that's just the nominative form of the name.

Severus
Severe
Severum
Severi
Severo
Severo

Is all the same name.

>>847377
It's pronounced "sharl"

>>849188
from wiki
>Septimus is the Latin word for seventh, and the name belongs to the same class as the masculine praenomina Quintus, Sextus, Octavius, Nonus, and Decimus, as well as the feminine names Prima, Secunda, Tertia, Quarta, Quinta, Sexta, Octavia, Nona, and Decima.

>Originally, the praenomen was probably used for a seventh child, seventh son, or seventh daughter. However, it has also been postulated that such names referred to the month of the year in which a child was born. This explanation does not seem to account for the relative scarcity of Septimus, Octavius, or Nonus; but because parents were generally free to choose any name they wished, irrespective of its meaning, it may have been used for either reason.

>>831764

my name is actually Flavius, but the french version, which is Flavien.

So why not !

And i have a romanian friend named Flavius this exact name. So even that is possible.

>>853547
Wow, you French? Did you get to see in person and touch them 3,000+ year old Egyptian obelisks?

>>831764
>My wife is going to have a son in September,

I love this meme.

>>853607
Me too.

It's honestly one of the best memes in the recent years, along with WE WAZ.

>>842505
> XD

>>847882
Meh, I named my son Alaric.

>tfw I have a very common first name and last name and hate it

>>853586

well im french thats for sure, but what do you mean exactly ?

>>853203
nice

if my son is born on the seventh or in july imma name him septimus

>>853675
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxor_Obelisk

>>841863
>Nebuchadnezzar
>Neb? No, sounds lame
>Nezzar? A bit wierd.
>Nebuch? Completely retarded.
>CHAD. 10/10 completely alpha
see this lad gets it >>836299

Biggus Dickus (your last name)

Trust me.

>>831764
>My wife is going to have a son in September
Are you implying that the kid ain't yours?

>>847882
>Too bad almost none of those names would be appropriate to give a 21st century child.
You know, Ferdinand is actually a fairly common name, plus Roderic and Chlodowig have modern versions in Rodrigo and Ludvic/Louis which are also common.

>>831764
Well so some names developed from Roman names are still used.
I'm sure names like Marcus, Marcellus, Julius, Titus, and Julia are ok.

>>853734
No....that's how normal people talk. Why are people on this site so obsessed with cucks? You're all gay.

>>831764
if you are going to get a daughter instead you should name her Incontinentia

>>853748
this sounds italian not latin tbqh

>>853751
Incontinentia buttox

>>853757
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

>>853769
>Jewish whapscawion kek

>>832076
>tfw when jewsh and have a spanish name

Hebrew names are not that bad and are culturally accepted.

>>847317
>>847317
>Albino

Don't your kid will be made fun off.

>>848550
>>848550
He will be be called Lex or a dog name. But it's still cool.

>>831990
David Bowie was Davie Jones before he changed his name

>>832095
Condom name?
Why not go with Marcus? Subtle, yet historical.

>>832068
That only happens in high school drama movies. I think Lotion might be a cute nickname for his waifu to call him though.

>>832840
>they're remedial English class
lol

>>831764
Name him Sulla

>>836821
Very nice anon.
But I think Eus serves this thread much weller

>>831764
Julius and Marcus is acceptable.
Augustus if he's black.
Aurelius only as a middle name.

Septimus or Gaius if he's not your son.

>>831896
>mark
>andy
>michael
>david
>robert
>daniel
>jackson
>stan
>unconventional

True they have slightly unsual last names but neither they nor their parents most likely picked those. There are so many other people you could have picked (Sufjan Stevens, Yogi Berra, Ariel Pink, Barrack Obama to name a few off the top of my head)

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>>849131
>naming your child Baalzebub

>tfw my name is Demosthenes
fight me

>>848339
top kek

Give your daughter the middle name Philopator.

>>831764
My son will be named Lysander Cassius Olofsson.

name him xerxes. xerxes is a cool name.

>>831775
>JUST FPBP ME UP

>>831764
Just name him Alexander after the emperor and no one will bat an eye.

>>836821
>tfw my grandfather's real name was Shirley but he went by Jack

>>854185
Is Marco better? Or Marcus?

>>856856
Lots of names now considered girls' names were originally male-only: Shirley, Hillary, Alexis, Morgan, Ashley, Dana, Kelsey, Meredith, Sandy, Kim, Lauren, Lesley, Stacy, Sydney, Taylor, etc.

All these names were almost 100% male in 1880, and approaching 0% now.

>>856918

Stacy was a male name? WTF

>My wife is going to have a son in September

>>856918
Wait, Morgan is a girl only name now?

>>856918
>Meredith
i dont believe you

>>849602
The grammar man cmon, it doesn't have to be this way.
>what did I say only(as in only 1 drop of water, not more) to me, bitch

>>857822
>i dont believe you
Meredith Belbin (born 1926), British management theorist (male)
Meredith Davies (1922–2005), British conductor (male)
Meredith Frampton, (1894–1984), British painter (male)
Meredith Poindexter Gentry (1809–1866), U.S. politician (male)
Meredith Hunter, American man killed at the Altamont Free Concert (male)
Meredith Willson, American composer, songwriter, conductor, and playwright (male)
O. Meredith Wilson, former President of the University of Minnesota (male)

It's apparently a welsh male name that became female out of Britain.

>>856876
Marcus sounds better tbqh.

>>831764
Call him Constantine, or Justinian.
By God, not Justin, full name, JUSTINIAN.

Personally i'd name my first son Constantine, and my first daughter, Theodora (such a great name)

If I ever have sons I'll call them Alexander and Julian.

Alexander has always been a popular name with Scottish nobility,especially with historical chieftans of my family so it goes pretty well with the surname.

>>857992
Alexander is an overused name.
I can think of 20 people i know called Alexander off the top of my head.
Personally i think a name should be somewhat rare, but not strange.
And names like Constantine, or Mark(us) fit the bill.

>>858005
what about Alexandra? i always thought the name was more fitting for girls than for boys

>>858030
I actually like it. It's not as overused.
>tfw my gf is named Alexandra.

>>857497
Comes from Eustace, which is still a popular male name in the Caribbean.

>>831764
Marcus is the only decent, strong name in your list.

Severus just makes me think of Snape from HP.

>>831764
Just use the modernized versions you dumb cunt, otherwise he's gonna get bullied to death for ever. For example here it would be
Julius = Julij
Severus = Sever
Primus = Primož
Septimus = lol no one has 7 kids these days
Augustus = Avgust (it's cringey though)
Marcus = Mark
Commodus = I'll name my son after a raving psycho :DDD
Aurelius = Avrelij
Clodius = N/A
Albinus = Albin
Flavius = Flavij
Gaius = Gaj
Some of these are relatively common (Gaj, Albin, Mark, Primož, Julij), some are completely retarded (Sever, Avgust, Flavij, etc) and I imagine it's the same in english, so just figure a relatively common modernization and roll with that.

>>832926
Septimus means seventh-born nigger, unless you plan to have that many children it's kind of weird.

>>836295
Pretty normal. She strangely thinks Diana is perfect while Leopold is horrible.
beats me

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>>857965
>Theodora

>>858115
For a while I thought you were making white hipster names.

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>>854163
Seconded. Name that kid Sulla

>>848328
5500 liches.jpg

>>858115
>Primož
>relatively common
You from Slovenia?

>>858173
>not wanting to your daughter to bare the name of the most powerful woman that ever lived

>>857965
Justinian is too AD.

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>>858377
LJ represent

>>858142
What if he was born in July or on the seventh?

>>858568
That's one theory. I back the seventh-born one, because it was more popular in the countryside than in the cities, and we all know city families have less kids than peasants.

>>857965

>Justin I (Latin: Flavius Iustinus Augustus, Ancient Greek: Ἰουστίνος; 2 February 450 – 1 August 527)
>Justinian I or Iustinian I (/dʒʌˈstJniən/; Latin: Flavius Petrus Sabbatius Iustinianus Augustus, Greek: Φλάβιος Πέτρος Σαββάτιος Ἰουστινιανός Flávios Pétros Sabbátios Ioustinianós) (c. 482 – 14 November 565)

Justin was a name too.

>>858388
It just sounds similar. Fedora is russian for Theodora, like Fyodor for Theodor. I wouldn't name my daughter that though, russian equivalent sounds kinda like a babushka's name.

I had a biology teacher in school, everybody (even some teachers who were not old yet) secretly called her Fedora because her patronymic name was Fyodorovna. She was one real fucking hag and hated when students had fun. If you're smiling, then you're a rascal and must be ignominiously banished to the principal's office, that was her way of doing things.
So the name gives me bad flashbacks. Also my friend called her The Red Bastion because she used to dye her hair red and was quite sturdy. Theodora the Red Bastion sounds like some legendary shit.

>>831896
Daniel Lopatin is SHIIIIIIT

>>831896
Lopatin literally means "Shovel Man". Be my guest if you think that's awesome.

>name is Isaiah
>people call me Isa
>get called girly all the time

just

If I was in anyway Italian I'd name my kid Sulla

name him marcus. there, no bullying, and you still get the marcus aurelius tie in

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>>860586
In what language?

It's still unique as fuck.

>>860718
Guess you'd be called Izaya if you were Japanese.

>>862038
>In what language?
Practically any Slavic one, take your pick.

cf.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Slavic/lopata
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Slavic/-in%D1%8A

>>857965
>By God, not Justin, full name, JUSTINIAN.
Full name would be Justinianos, not Justinian
Also, Justin (= Justinos) was a different name entirely

>>857810
Not yet, but getting there.
Graph over time:
http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=morgan&sw=both&exact=false