Daily reminder that 4chan is a Catholic Image Board. /his/

Any "empire" that wasn't Christian was just a bunch of savages tbqh

I've always felt the unitarian church best reflects the ideals of Christ more than any other christian denomination.

>>4973
>Catholic
>Christian
One and one only senpai

>>4915

Catholicism is the best religion with Orthodox Christianity coming in as a close second.

>>4973
so the roman empire?
Sassanian empire?

>>4915
>>4973
that is why this board will be shit

you white fags will fuck up this board

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>you will never live in a Catholic kingdom and throw Protestant heretics out windows or get to run through the streets and slaughter them willy nilly

why even live senpai?

>>5114
>wanting to murder
I seem to recall something in the 10 commandments about that

>>5167
>Catholics
>following the Bible

>being catholic
fuck off, popekeks

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>>5167
do you even just war nigga?

heretics gonna burn

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>>5222
Daily reminder that Luther ate his own shit

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>>5167
>doing what that jew moses told you to do
kek

DEUS VULT

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desu senpai

>>5256
saying the n word is racist you n word

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What are the rules of catholicism?

I don't go to church but I do pray to god whenever I need him or to thank him for the good things he gives me but that's about it.

I also practice pre-marital sex with an atheist girl that I absolutely love and wish to marry one day and have kids with that I'm also trying to convert to Christianity.

>>5167
Thou shalt not kill innocents...

>>5303
Luther was weird, I'll give you that. But as far as his poo-eating goes, I haven't found a source for this outside of Catholic polemical texts of very dubious reliability. If you know of one, please cite it to me.
Thankfully I'm not Lutheran though.

>>5395
damn son you are swimming in mortal sin. if you dont confess dem sins before you die you'll be burning in hell for all eternity

read the bible: Douay-Rheims Latin vulgate version
read the Catechism: outlines essential teachings, the one from Trent is the best
Avoid Vatican II bullshit at all costs

Latin mass is best mass

God luck senpai

>>5395

>catholicism-chan

Please don't. Catholics don't need cringe-bait tied to their identity

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>>4915
>tfw good catholic boy

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>mfw Christposters take over this board

>>5088
>roman empire
HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7eNvrTQJM

Kyrie eleison.

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Required reading for all Catholics from based E Michael Jones

The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit and Its Impact on World History

Barren Metal: A History of Capitalism as the Conflict between Usury and Labor

>>5570
>>5395
you guys are fucking faggots

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>>5570
DEUS VULT

the shitposting train cannot be stopped

jews, heretics, muslims and atheists beware

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>>5674
Why do you say such things, anon?

Hey protestants, name the first pope that deviated from the ancient Church somehow. Oh that's right you can't because Catholicism is the original church of Peter.

I bet at least 50% of the people posting ITT aren't actually christian but just memeing

>>5730
because you're false-flagging to make catholics look bad.

Flying spaghetti monster is the one true god

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>>5501
I confess my sins to god and I've asked him to forgive me for practicing premarital sex.
It's in the bible a lot too and often for very good reasons, and a stable serious relationship where you talk about having kids soon is pretty much a lot like marriag already.

Is church a necessity?
I don't feel like someone on earth should represent the word of god, I don't like going to churches.

>>5526
Yes

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>>5827
How am I making Catholicism look bad? Not trying to be rude I just don't see it.

If you think the girl is called "Catholic-chan" you're wrong. She's just Christ-chan. This is Catholic-chan.

>papists
>indulgences
Disgusting.

>>5730
because I'm fine with religious folk, but christ chans fags, people who claim a board is "christian" are fags

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>>4915

Fuck off papist shill

>>5395
Believe in the ascension of Jesus to heaven.
Believe in the transubstantiation of the Eucharist.
Believe in the authority of the Pope as vicar of Christ.

Catholicism isn't nearly as united as it likes to pretend but those are the guidelines most of the various rites and less official factions follow; everybody gives concessions to the modern world that the church reacts to at speeds that make the movement of tectonic plates seem speedy and efficient.

Generally a theme of Catholicism is that we aren't perfect, and are never going to be perfect, but we have the grace of god that enables us to keep trying. Jesus died to give us the gift of forgiveness for our sins; self reflection and prayer are important but so are the acts of charity and decency outlined in the beatitudes.

I'd watch out on the conversion thing but i don't know your life.

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>>5916
But Christ-chan is already Catholic.

This is just redundant.

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How can one Savoyard be so based?

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>>6139
She preaches Christianity, not necessarily Catholicism.

>>5866
The Church was created by God for your benefit

It is 110% necessary as are the sacraments

It is good you are sorry for your sins but you still need to go to confession and Church every Sunday

Being a Catholic isn't easy you need to humble yourself

>>6139
>Islam, Judaism, Atheism
>Heretical
Shouldn't that be heathens? especially Atheism.

>>6312
>Heresy
>Belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious (especially Christian) doctrine

>>5866
Don't listen some of these faggots Anon, Church exists to provide a link and community to the faithful to God. The Sacraments do the same thing, I know it might seem like a chore, but it is necessary to grow in faith, and can become a relaxing and beautiful part of your spirituality.

Good job in trying to bring your girlfriend into faith of the Lord, and the fact that you are repentant of your sins is also good. If you are baptized in the Church, try to learn more about the sacraments. There is no better feeling than confessing your sins at reconciliation and partaking in Holy Communion

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>tfw a smelly fat heretic from alabama starts foaming at the mouth near you while speaking in tongues and holding 3 garden snakes he got from pet co

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Who /monarchy/ here?

>>6969
For Throne and Altar.

I want to read the bible but, which translation of the bible is the best?

>>5167
you can kill if the pope tells you you can do that

>>7703
the one that is not used by cathoshits.

>>4915
Why are there no flags on this board? I really want to know where people are from.

>>7759

You missed them by a few hours

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Not even a day old and it must already be purged with cleansing fire.

>>7911
Why did they remove them, then?

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matthew 23 is anathema to catholics
it's the biggest joke of all time, how can you even claim to follow Jesus? Hello? He said this shit before you fucking existed but it's like "whatever" you literally do not care. That's the most charitable explanation possible.

And acts 10 is another, it's such an insult. You isolate random pieces, Just pick and choose the bits you like from the Torah right? And lead men into destruction. Have fun.

YOU HAVE NOT read the bible. I'm talking to you. If you had, you'd realize literally hundreds of times over what the reality is. It's the diametric opposite of what your fane's nicolaitan hierarchy dictates. Maybe I'll teach you fools one day but I'm too disgusted right now.

May Yehovah teach you by the Holy Spirit to EARNESTLY CONTEST for the faith once delivered to the saints, as Jude righteously exhoreted you to, and follow not the doctrines and the teachings of men.

>>8153

People complained that the board would turn into /pol 2.5 or something

>>9214
Oh.


Makes sense.

>>6051
>Believe in the ascension of Jesus to heaven.
This is what all Christians believe. Based on the Bible.
>Believe in the transubstantiation of the Eucharist.
This is what most Christians believe, including Lutherans. Not based on the Bible.
>Believe in the authority of the Pope as vicar of Christ.
Only Catholics believe this. Definitely not based on the Bible.

>>4915
>>>/x/

>>9487
>Definitely not based on the Bible.
You are Peter etc.

>>5395
A Catholic is a Christian who believes in the truth of the Bible, but outside of the Bible believes in countless heretical stories about saints and stuff. Much of Catholic doctrine is not at all based on the Bible. The history of Catholicism is pretty bloody. Jesus would probably hate Catholics if he saw them now, although he would think Pope Francis is a good pope.

>>6312
I believe Islam was long considered a heresy among church theologians before popular belief changed its image to one of pagan heathenism during the Crusades.

>>9562
Jesus only loves, doesn't hate.

>>9562
>not understanding traditons
>not understanding intercession of saints

>>6969
As long as monarchs keep their secular authority to secular affairs and do not try to influence the operations of the Church.

>m-muh indulgences
Fuck off you Protestant shits
Just because your king wanted to constantly get his dick wet doesn't mean you have to betray christendom

>catholicism
>superior

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>Protestants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e5lbnBMP2U