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/sp/

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/lit/

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/pol/

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/mlp/

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/his/

>>480150
Is Arjen Robben a philosopher? I guess you learn something new everyday.

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/x/

>>480140
Not Schopenhauer?

>>480164
wat

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/b/

>>480178

Yes, didn't you read his dialog with Socrates?

>Socrates: Arjenius of Frisia, what do you supposed justice is
>Arjenius: Verily, I tell you, dear Socrates, justice is the force that cuts inside and shoots at injustice, achieving the goal of a society of virtue

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/sci/

>>480174
Should have been /b/ or /s4s/ since he invented memes

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>mfw over half of these are misrepresented

It's like no one ever knows what they're talking about... wait

>>480223
Well /his/ is a new board and thus have larger newfags population more so than others. So its to be expected that the number of uncultured posters are in greater density.

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/x/

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>>480231
>So its to be expected that the number of uncultured posters are in greater density.
>uncultured
>4chan = culture

>>480223
>>480231

we are so ENLIGHTENED, right? ahaha those dumb sheeples

>>480231

Oh, bullshit.

Just where do you think this /his/ population came from? Cripplechan?

>>480164
wat

>>480177
wat

>>480181
That isn't a picture of Leibniz

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>>480267
Yakub

>>480317
>BOY YOU GOD
everytime

>>480317
Is the image to the right a /pol/ creation, or did Nation of Islam really tell their niggers that by looking directly at the sun, they could read the thoughts of whites?

>>480362

I'm not sure, but given that "Muh dik" is quite literally part of their beliefs (Yakub gave white men small penises so black women wouldn't want to mate with them!), I don't see why it's implausible.

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>>480223

>>480860
Gentle reminder that we are never going to be free of these posters, and that they will never seriously read even IEP/SEP.

>>480317
It's a stupid story yes, but at the same time it's a very original and stupid story. I mean these people claim Moses blew up 300 white people with dynamite. I'm like wtf.

>>480140
Kant was r9k
>Never travelled
>Virgin

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>>480164

>>480251
if it came from cripplechan it would be ripe with oldfags. I'd wager mostly /b/tards that migrated from plebbit.

>>482121
>never travelled

Who the fuck travelled in the 18th century?

Nietzsche
>/mu/
Barthes
>/fa/
Popper
>/sci/
Evola
>/x/
Zizek
>/tv/
Marx
>/biz/
Foucault
>/hm/
Sade
>/b/
Mishima
>/fit/
Giovanni Gentile
>/pol/
Spengler
>/his/
Dostoevsky
>/lit/

>>482162
>Who the fuck travelled in the 18th century?
Most British aristocratic men. wiki>Grand tour

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>>482190
Evola has a lot of cross over desu.

>>482214
Would he have converted to Islam today? He said it was a lot better than Christianity.

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>>482190
>effeminate beta who started lifting and became homosexual

Mishima is so /fit/ it's ridiculous.

>>480184
This

>>482222
He criticized Guenon for converting to Islam so no.

>>480184
Schopenhauer actually got laid.

>>480184
Yeah, Schopenhauer is the most /r9k/ philosopher I can think of.

>>482250
So could Eliot Rodger if he lived in Schop's time.

>>482190
>No Diogenes

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>>480317

There is at least one person on this Earth that unironically believes this

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>>480210
alternate for /sci/

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/lit/

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>>480190
this

>>480212
>read about it again
>"It should be pronounced to rhyme with ‘cream’."
Well that settles the maymay problem

>>482190
Wouldn't adam smith be more appropriate for /biz/? I don't browse that board so maybe it's full of communists or something.

>>481752
>Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite.[6] However, they had learned to use "tricknology" to usurp power and enslave the black population, bringing the first slaves to America on.

How can someone be so thick as to believe this

>>480196
fucking underrated post

Who would /co/ be?

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>>480196

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>>480196

>>480177
isnt he against philosophy?

>>480210
>>484666

WVO Quine, surely?

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/asp/

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>manlet
>closet homosexual
>bodybuilder
i love this guy

>>480184
/pol/

>>484919
Quite the opposite, biz is essentially the economic wing of /pol/.

>>480164
wat