Linguistics of /his/, how about creating a sex-based language?

>>468799

Slapp.
Ksapp.
Ksayscro.
Liding.

Sl- denotes spanking. -app denotes the ass.
Ks- denotes touching/grabbing. -ay denotes clitoris.
-scro denotes in a circular motion.
Li- denotes dick. -ing denotes in mouth.

Things like of, the, and and would be eliminated for simplicity; primitivity.

Ksay naja! (Touch my clitoris harder! = Touch clitoris hard!)

Ksli mana, ruing mana zha. (Touch my dick softly, then put it in my mouth softly afterwards. = Touch dick soft, put mouth soft after.)

Things like that.

>>468799

Nobody here will be using this language any time soon, anon.

As a linguist, I wish I could wear a sandwich board at all times that says "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CONLANG".

>>468988
>implying conlangs aren't just for fun and creativity

Stay autistic faggot

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>>468988
>no one cares about conlang
>China has seriously discussed adopting one
what a waste of dubs

>>469545
Citation needed? Was it Hu Shih?

That's a fucking retarded idea dude.

This is is great, not stupid at all

>>469599
No, it was this year I read about them considering teaching esperanto in schools. I'd find a source, but I'm trying to masturbate.

i have no idea what you are smoking but i want a puff or two

Yeah, hey, weird, they have that already. It's called, like, 'body language' or something.