You wake up. You're King George III of Great Britain. The

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Give Quebec back to France, in exchange to their promise not to intevene in the War

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Begin the process of bringing Colonial leaders to England to discuss the costs of protecting them incurred during the French Indian wars, and then start looking into the best medical doctors I can find.

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That was an option?

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nothing - i'm a constitutional monarch and my powers are extremely limited.

I'd take all my investments out of continental europe. And invest in some other colonies.

Drink tea and encourage the improvement of metallurgy.

Undermine the colonial aristocrats through land reform, damaging their influence and making many new wealthy figures grateful towards the Crown. Nobody else mattered since it was the elite that caused the revolution anyway.

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Order the parliament to be rounded up and shipped to the American revolutionaries.

Give the colonists representation in Parliament.

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>Napoleon wins
>Still better independent America

abdicate the crown to let more capable leaders worry about it and then enter an asylum

nuke them

>>405584
>be George III
> abugabugahwawa what me play with stick,
He's like the materialisation of 'what if Ol' Dirty Bastard became a european monarch'

I'd call for no taxation without representation.

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Turn the colonies into a formal realm of the Commonwealth with the installation of a prime minister, governor-general and parliament.

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I destroy all the parlamentary institutions and now nobody has representation, not even the brits. americans can't really complain now, they're equals.

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>impliying perfidious France would not intervene anyways

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Purge the ungrateful lollards and begin migration missions from England to the colonies. the new colonists would be first generation and not used to the heavily reduced taxes and weak law enforcement. they would be content as subjects unlike the previous 3-4 generation colonists who where used to effectively no taxes and the lax imposition of law.