Everyone on /his/ memes about Charles II being an inbred retard, but why doesn't Don Carlos get the same level of credit?
>hunchbacked and pigeon-breasted
>shoulders uneven
>uneven legs
>physically and mentally retarded
>often had fevers
>spoke in a high-pitched, girlish voice, and stuttered badly
>brain dysfunction at birthcausing indiscriminately aggressive and impulsively violent behavior.
>used to bite the breasts of nurses, nearly killed three due to bite wounds on their breasts
>cut off the dick of a dog
>roasted animals alive for his enjoyment
>liked to whip little girls
>>3387531
>>liked to whip little girls
Might be /ourguy/
>>3387531
What's wrong with these fucking Habsburgs?
>>3387792
they're austrians
>>3387792
Pure bloodlines
For the same not every ditzy rich blonde is a celebrity.
>>3387531
>liked to whip little girls
He was probably a teacher, that's it.
>>3387531
>roasted animals alive for his enjoyment
I also did this as a little kid. It even used to be a common pastime in France just a few centuries ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-burning
>>3388282
Were Anglos the good guys all along?
>>3387531
>pigeon-breasted
Hey, a historical figure I can relate to.
>>3387531
>liked to whip little girls
>>3387531
Do you think /ourgirl/ would like him?
>>3388514
She is Charlie's only
>>3388520
ITT: We post absurd scenarios where instead of dropping dead from Typhus in a concentration camp, pregnant Anne Frank gets married off to deformed, dysfunctional, mentally handicapped monarchs throughout history in a last ditch bid to avoid their house's inbreeding-induced decline.