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>>3383081
Invention of nukes.

>>3383084
Probably this desu

>>3383081
Some caveman cooking meat for the first time
The black plague
The invention of the rifle
The atom bomb

When someone first thought of keeping a fire going for his convenience.

>>3383081
agriculture

The first Amerindian.

My birth and continued existence.
In my opinion it gave significance to everything else.

>>3383123
>eurangutans won't comprehend the significance of this milestone

>>3383126
Oh shit, i didnt know you knew how to work the internet, kimmy. Congrats on coming out of your hiding hole for the first time.

Bit of advice, I'd cool down on the nuclear threats, we're about to shit bomb your bunker.

>>3383081
neolithic revolution, and by god i swear this was the point after it all went down

Ww2

>>3383081
Noah and the ark

>>3383081
The discovery of alcohol.

By definition, the first event that ever happened.

>>3383081

The end of the Bretton Wood system

>>3383123
Was about to say this

>>3383148
Who is this great magician, who makes grass green?

On April 19, 1943, Hofmann performed a self-experiment to determine the true effects of LSD, intentionally ingesting 0.25 milligrams (250 micrograms) of the substance, an amount he predicted to be a threshold dose (an actual threshold dose is 20 micrograms).[8] Less than an hour later, Hofmann experienced sudden and intense changes in perception. He asked his laboratory assistant to escort him home and, as use of motor vehicles was prohibited because of wartime restrictions, they had to make the journey on a bicycle. On the way, Hofmann's condition rapidly deteriorated as he struggled with feelings of anxiety, alternating in his beliefs that the next-door neighbor was a malevolent witch, that he was going insane, and that the LSD had poisoned him. When the house doctor arrived, however, he could detect no physical abnormalities, save for a pair of incredibly dilated pupils. Hofmann was reassured, and soon his terror began to give way to a sense of good fortune and enjoyment, as he later wrote...

"... Little by little I could begin to enjoy the unprecedented colors and plays of shapes that persisted behind my closed eyes. Kaleidoscopic, fantastic images surged in on me, alternating, variegated, opening and then closing themselves in circles and spirals, exploding in colored fountains, rearranging and hybridizing themselves in constant flux ..."

>>3383081
That one time I dipped a bigmac into sauce

>>3383081
The creation of Rick & Morty

The first bunch of people to realize that you can grow edible plants and decided to just settle down some place where it was easy to grow things

the neolithic revolution

The formation of the Galactic Republic and the foundation of the Jedi Order

>>3383081
I dunno, formation of the solar system?
I'd rank that pretty high up.
That's a dumb answer though.
Communication is a petty big deal.

>>3383081
Mt. Toba Explosion.

And the most important battle is either Tours or Talas River.

Bugs...

The discovery of fire

The future impeachment of Drumpf and the coming genocide of wh*tes

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>>3383081
Unironically the domestication of dogs.
We H. Sapiens owe them our very existence.


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/evolution/wolf-human-alliance-may-have-finished-off-the-neanderthals/

>>3383081
American revolution

Bugs...

>>3383081
the first brewing of beer, which was important because it meant we as humanity had more grain than we could eat and didn't want it to go to waste

>>3383081
Creation of artificial intelligence. If it isn't the most significant now, it will be soon.

Perhaps it's cliche but I'm going to say the development of farming. It led to permanent settlements and a surplus of food which led to cities which let to societal stratification... our modern world owes its very existence to it. Without it, or world would look very different. That or writing and the recording of information.

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>>3383084
AMEN

>>3383484
How would a new hallucinogen be so important to society? Is this a joke or something I'm not aware of?

>>3383081
The first world war

>>3383081
Agriculture.
Followed by the settling of the first city.

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>>3383081
>What's the most significant event in the entirety of the world?

In recorded human history (last 3000 years) - I'd say the writing of the pentateuch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDLldRqEW3c

isnt that rabbit banned? I got banned for using it as an OP pic. mods are literally asleep

>>3383084

Thought you were referring to the beginning of the agricultural shift.

>>3384870
i'd say thats an effect rather than a cause, the cause being invention of agriculture and an infrastructure that can collect and distribute excess surpluses of grain

>>3383081
Life and death of Jesus of Nazareth

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>>3385223
*Life and death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth

>>3385058
It was a central element to America's 1960es culture, which is responsible for all the cool music and no-brains boomers we have running around

Bugs...

>>3385096
It is but I guess the thread had minimal bugs...posters so they allowed it

The invention of glasses.

Caused the entire scientific revolution desu.
>microscopes
>improved literacy

>>3383081
Jesus resurrection