"actually, professor"

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I was that classmate.

>>3371067
So you had the balls to correct the teacher?

Well done!

>>3371040
I wrote a paper on the necessities of protecting freespeech for all, even those you disagree with. This prompted the teacher and the obnoxious black chick to call me racist.

>>3371040
>be in biology class
>"Professor, I have a book on creationism that explains everything very well."

I mean, it's possible this kid wasn't talking about 'young earth creationism'...

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>>3371067
me too

>>3371082

It's possible you are telling the truth, but I hear this line so often from people here that I always assume it's just some commonly repeated lie to effect the narrative of online communities.

>>3371040
>Be in law school
>Class on first amendment
>Going on about obscenity
>Roth test being mentioned as "whether to the average person, applying contemporary community standards, the dominant theme of the material, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest."
>Going around the class whether or not this is a good definition according to our opinions.
>Someone thinks for a minute, and then says "Well, there seems to be at least one hole, something like Goatse wouldn't be covered by the Roth test, even though ti's almost certainly obscenity."
>Professor doesn't know what goatse is.
>Goes to look it up on his phone
>Entire class starts shouting for him not to do it.

Pssht, I never went to class

>>3371084
>Muh memelution

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>Politics of Middle East class
>professor briefly mentions the extent of the Ottoman empire and posts a map of it during its peak
>huge blonde pale-skinned roided footballer-looking guy raises his hand and interrupts
>"Oh, my family is Italian, and I always wondered why other Italians don't look like me, but this map explains a lot, they're actually Arabs."
>prof. changes topic

>>3371231
I wonder if American can survive in this world without raising a single topic about the heritage.

>>3371067
Me too. Although my teacher unironically believed the Union was egging for war and that the Civil war was fought for economics.

>>3371107
this is grad/law school everyone

>Marxist professor says that anarcho-capitalism is impossible because there can never be a stateless society
>proceeds to talk about how communism will bring about a stateless society and that it isn't utopian at all

>>3371329
i wonder if foreigner can survive without mention america for a week

>>3371071
>the teacher

If you're a mature student you correct the INSTRUCTOR after class has ended, you cringey little faggots

>>3371448
Is that your argument? You live in an important country? Lol

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>>3371084

>>3371231
What did he mean by this?
I seriously don't get it.

>>3371456
I'm Italian I don't know the exact words, stop breaking my balls

my dad told a story that after he wrote his first book (which was about how the music industry grew from mostly self published artists in the 1960s to huge multinationals in the mid 1990s when it was written) he was invited to give a lecture on it for a business class at Duke.

As soon as he started his lecture a guy in a Letterman jacket raised his hand and asked if it was going to be on the test.

>class on South African politics
>professors asks what people know about the Boers and the lager mentality
>give a pretty spot on explanation of why it is and what it's caused
>professors says I'm the first to ever know what lager was
>lie and say I did some reading when really I just guessed based on what I knew of beer brewing

>>3371448
# r e k t

>>3371107
This is, bar none, the best thing I've read on 4chan all year.

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>>3371448
B T F O
T
F
O

>Taking Human Rights Policy
>Someone corrects the professor who is a PhD candidate on what the Rome Statute does.
>After class he can be heard talking to another student saying "This is all just a bunch of bullshit anyway."

>meet historian
>he gives me a lesson about 18 century cannon
>"hey I read about military history for hobby, I know about the world wars"
>he walks away
;_;

Why historians hate talking about ww2

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> yesterday
> World History: Asia, Africa, and the Middle East
> second day of class
> cover the rise of Islam
> this poor muslim classmate of mine
> watch her put all of her heart and strength into keeping a blank face for the entire class
> 55 minutes of learning about how the whole thing is a nonsensical pagan mess slapped together to please local tribes
> professor wasn't even a "redpiller"
> actually a really soft-spoken older man of possibly Turkish decent
> felt bad for her

I mean, it's good to know the truth- but I can't imagine being woken up that hard.

>>3371490
My guess is that the Giu doesn't know where italy is.

>>3371107

lol

>>3371692
This guy sits behind me.

>>3371490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBxPFLq__g

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my ME History class had a majority Middle Eastern/Maghrebi studentry. Perhaps I was paying very close attention because I was flirting with a qt Morrocan or paying attention to the professor for the entire semester, but no seemed very surprised about what they were learning. The secular history of any of the big three never seemed to trigger people as I learned it.
I go to school in NY. You?

>>3371040

>in a speech class
>professor was a Vietnam vet
>talks about some of the men he served with
>one guy was some cajun guy from the backwoods of Louisiana
>he got drafted into the war
>fought in the real shit of the war
>survived
>came back all fucked up from the war
>then his little brother gets drafted
>to make sure his brother doesnt have to go through that hell, he volunteers to take the place of his brother and goes back into the war for him
>this was when my professor served with him
>some girl in the back says she doesnt understand why he would go back into the war
>"lol I would never do that for my sister!"

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>>3371729

People like that are far to common.

And the lack of critique and shame they suffervis what get's me the most

>6 or 7th grade

>Teacher talking about being without job

>Girl says she'd rather go prostitute herself rather than live on the street

>>3371768
>>Girl says she'd rather go prostitute herself rather than live on the street

this I can actually understand. Someone doing whatever they need to do to survive.

>>3371105
You mean, a "meme"?

>>3371655
>>3371710
I assume you're talking to me. I'm in Manitoba. Honestly, things aren't as bad here as redpillers say it is. Yes SJW crap is a thing in Canada, but most of us are centrists. You gotta weed out the loudest.

>>3371511
Well, if you know German (as I do, being German) or Dutch, you could guess the meaning/concept pretty easily.

>>3371692
The /his/ autists (actually had some sort of autism) I've had so far were
1. Black guy who might have talked a bit too much when it was clear the professor was trying to move on, but otherwise, was impressively knowledgeable about Roman history.

2. A level 2 autist cursed with a more dire form of autistic impropriety. A potty mouth that toed the line of tourrettes, "actually professor"'d the professor, but his corrections were often rephrasing of what he'd just said, adding tangengtial information the professor was aware of but didn't care to mention, or information so basic specifying it wasn't worthwhile to the professor's point.
I was on my gayman laptop before class. I still feel bad about saying this...but given it's backlit keys and Nvidia logo, it was obvious that it was for gaming. When he asked me if it could play games, I said, "Yeah, I guess it could. I just use it for school work." Oh Colin, if you were just a bit more self aware and less rude to others, you could've been quirky but likable. The "he's an autist, but he's our autist," of the class. At some points you did have others laughing with you, but you took offense where there was none given while asserting a force of personality you didn't possess into conversations it wasnt invited.

> Lecture on public law
> Prof is talking about how interest groups are interviewed when a law pertaining to their interest is being prepared
> A middle aged student asks "Why can't the common man lobby laws? Do you admit that law preparation is mostly run by big money and big corporations"?

There's this one kid in my class who knows like fucking everything about the Ottoman Empire and constantly quizes the prof on minuscule details about the different sanjaks and beylerbeyliks and shit

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>>3371040
>Professor is post modernist, extremely against the concept of race naturalism and biological determinism
>Challenge him to a small lecture on the matter
>He allows it
>Do a few months research
>Give small lecture during class, go over the basics of biological determinism vs environmental determinism
>Crack a few jokes, get a few laughs, try to keep it apolitical by mentioning the biological determination behind schizophrenia, addiction, and anti-social personality disorder and how they are vary on family and ethnic origins
>Define the difference between variation and racial stereotypes, meaning there is a difference between the individual and collective variation, therefore racial stereotyping is still wrong
>Tell people that radical ends of the spectrum between environmental determinism and biological determinism are neither fully correct, make the case regardless of what you believe you should be open to dialogical discussion with people who are race naturalists
>Went pretty well, a few students had some questions for me after class
>Thank the professor for giving me some time.
>Was overall pretty pleasant

It went well

>>3371511
Care to explain? I'm googling without any sure hits

>>3371808
>At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up...

>>3371655
Why would it bother her to learn the secular interpretation of the rise of Islam?

>>3371768
>Girl says she'd rather go prostitute herself rather than live on the street
That is living on the street tho

>>3371839
You don't seem like the raving lunatics I accosiate with race realism. Could you explain to a normie like me what the difference is between your beliefs and that of a "/pol/tard"?

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Does anyone here ever consider being a teacher? I've given it some thought before because I come from a long line of college profs and lawyers , and generally enjoy interacting with other people to help them learn, but I hate the idea of being couped up in a desk and staring at papers for a living.

Can any teachers tell me what it's like?

>>3371862
She might've grown up with a sanitized version of her faith's origin that didn't engage the grounded politics of early Islam.

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>>3371879
Would like to know as well. Although I've some information from asking teachers myself.
Generally they say the paperwork can be rather exhausting, and the 1st year will be the hardest thing you'll ever go through, but then it's smooth sailing from then. That's all I know.

>>3371879
I have. Given what I'm studying, teaching one of the only things I'd be able to use my degree for, though I've had /his/ professors tell me I should transition to law school.
My mother was a teacher and while she enjoyed it for the same reasons you've stated, the office politics of high school education in NYC led her to quit.

>>3371868
There is a difference between the individual and collective variation essentially. You can't negate outliers from the mean or vice versa , and thus using a nadir fallacy to describe an entire race or ethnic enclave is fallacious. That doesn't mean race doesn't exist and has not input on the individual, but unlike what /pol/ thinks it does not completely dwarf the individual either. I'm not a hardcore biological determinist, the environment and our own ability to choose still plays a large role in where we end up in life.

>race "realists" itt
fucking americans, the cancer of the internet

>>3371945
>Be me
>Be British
How this make you feel white boi? Not only that, but I vote Torry too.

>>3371879
I am a teacher at a uni.

Depends what subject it is, but I would say it works out better if you don't really 'try' to do it, you just kind of wind up doing it. All the best teachers (colleagues) I know are like that (myself included). I only came into teaching because a friend forwarded me a job opening while I was underemployed. It was to teach a subject up my alley (I had my masters and some years experience in the "real world"). I had never wanted to teach, but the money was decent (not spectacular, but decent), so I applied and surprisingly I got the job. It was only a 3 year contract, but when it was up I had a good referral and found another more permanent teaching job easily enough.

Before you ask, I teach applied linguistics and rhetorics, mostly to engineers and business students.

>>3371959
>Be British
so i was right
you are american

>>3371040
>Be me.
>"Actually professor it was...."
>"Wow, you're pretty smart anon, you should take up history."

>Be me, 18 years later.
>Histo major that has moved from job to job.
>Go back to Academe and take up history masterals
>Fuck it up.

I hate being that kid, fuck my life.

>>3371456
The point of correcting the teacher, or whomever is imparting the class, is to avoid misinformation. If you correct the teacher privately, after class has ended, there no point, because the damage is already done, and the correction is unable to amend that it.

>>3371894
>>3371879
Yea, the first couple years are a bitch. But once you know what you're doing, it's a lot easier.

Like lesson plans, something only n00bs do. At this stage, I just wing almost all of my classes. It helps because I am actually familiar with the material and I do tweak my methods now and then (each new class is a bunch of guinea pigs for seeing what works or doesn't). Of course I'll refresh my memory before I teach the actual class (the day before or the 10 minutes before), but I never make lesson plans anymore.

On the flip side, there is A LOT of shit teachers do that you don't see. Endless grading. Plenty of shit to do in summer. Lots of bureaucracy interfering with your curriculums, though this depends where you live... For good teachers, everything you read or use in class, they have read 3 or 4 times as much to be able to build up sources to draw from.

>>3371992
>Like lesson plans
I thought the professor had to give the principal/dean a breakdown of their entire curriculum, class by class, for the entire course?

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>>3371982
No u

>>3372008
Depends where you are, in a highschool or uni or what.

I'm not a professor (in a formal way).

I mean, I have an official curriculum of course, which I use as more of a guideline. No one's really checking up on me to make sure that I stick to it. I've been observed teaching by bosses and colleagues, but it's not like they know exactly what I'm supposed to be doing either. I've always got good reviews from colleagues, and students. I could count the number of "bad" reviews on my hands, but out of hundreds of students, I think that's fine. Usually you can tell that bad reviews are more about a particular student's issues and gripes than they are about you, and of course bosses know this too. A snarky course evaluation means shit all when 95% of other students are happy

>>3371040
>teacher said solid liquid and gas were the states of matter
>I say uhh what about plasma
>sheeit

>>3371945
>dislike dealing with Americans in the internet
>go to an American website
Foreigners

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>>3371655
>her

>>3371802
>Black guy who might have talked a bit too much when it was clear the professor was trying to move on, but otherwise, was impressively knowledgeable about Roman history.

reminds me of the summer I worked construction and one of the foremen was this really ghetto black dude that used to fuck with me all the time and one day I mentioned I liked history and he just started spilling out his encyclopedia knowledge of rome.

>>3371868

not him, but I hate nazism fully and not in a cheeky "I hate them because they lost!" way, know the holocaust happened, think it was one of the worst events in history ect. yet I still KNOW hollywood and the entertainment industry in general in the western world is dominated by jews who use it to push their own politics

>>3371959

when did you realize uncle enoch was right?

>>3371988
yes but if you have to correct a superior you dont do in public to alienate him

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>instructor

>>3371655

there was a muslim girl in a speech class I had. She was fucking adorable in her little hijab and she had a lisp too. It was genuinly cute when someone brought up wearing muslim costumes for halloween and she slightly annoyed said in a high pitched voice "thas cultural appropriashun!"

>>3371434
In what way was it not fought over economics?

>>3371768
Is this an edit of a painting?
If so, you wouldn't happen to have the ref?

>Eastern European history class
>Discussing the Western Slavs
>Polish exchange student raises hand
>"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists. Many people users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called 'Slavs', and many of people are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace. There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called 'Western Slavs' are really Wends."

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i had a professor who taught the alternative anatolian hypothesis as a given instead of the mainstream kurgan/steppe model.

i asked him why after class one day and he really didn't seem to have a good reason for his preference.

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>10th grade social studies
>teacher talking about art
>he pulled up Saturn Devouring his Son by Francisco De Goya
>he thought it was by someone else
>"Actually, Mr. Teacher, that's by Francisco De Goya!"
>mfw even if he was dead wronf I likely embarrassed him in front of everyone (because he got quiet after that) and no teacher deserves that
Sorry, Mr. W. I was just a shit back the

>>3371692
>someone got btfo in a debate and went home and made this the same night

Sometimes I have to catch myself, because I want to ask questions I know the answer to solely to spur conversation about the topic. This happens a lot if we're covering Iranian history.

First day of anthropology the professor says that all biological difference between different groups of people is skin deep and that anything else is racism. It sounds like a pol charicature, but she started the anthro that way. Little annoyed about being lied to.

>>3371655
Friends with a Muslim in class. Brings up woke traditionalist arguments against western "liberation". Ruins it at the end by bringing up pseudoscientific claims based in Quranic(?) literalism about how the human heart can actually think.

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>grade 12 history five or so years ago
>doing a unit on the pacific war
>ask if we'll be covering a particular battle
>asked the next day on the spot to give a presentation about that battle
I did an alright job but that was a cunt thing to do

(It was the engagement of Taffy 3 , aka the Flight of the Destroyer Escorts)

>>3371790
Yo another Manitoba student. U of m I'm guessing?

>>3371988
>The point of correcting the teacher, or whomever is imparting the class, is to avoid misinformation.
You're assuming the person doing the "correcting" is not the one spreading misinformation, in which case the end result is only confusion and the wasting of everyones time.

If people wanted to hear your opinions on the subject they would be paying you, and not the professor.

>>3373344
W.
I ain't good at the maths.

>>3373335
anon btfo lol

>>3373301
>racial differences are only skin deep
Do brainlets actually believe this?

>>3373284
>someone thinks playing civ iv is the same as reading scholarly works about history

>>3371655
> actually a really soft-spoken older man of possibly Turkish descent
He was probably a kemalist or something desu

>>3373371
Holy shit I go to u of sjw as well. What faculty?

>>3373228
Not him, but I remember being one of the creepy and racist works of a self-hating white dude. The pepes were black. He did a lot of similar ones but I don't remember his name right now.

>>3373190
>thinking of teacher as your superior
what a cuck

>>3373385
Biology. I wouldn't call it SJW though. Most people I talk to are normal prairie dwellers with balanced political views. The socialist posters recently put are for all we know run by a group of 20 people.

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>Be that kid
>In History 100 or whatever
>Teacher says that the theory of Forms is Aristotle
>Explain, that it was Plato
>She says, no it's not
>Look like a retard, because the teacher said I'm wrong
>She only conceded later, after the next class, in front of no students

>>3373427
Biology is a great faculty. Was planning on taking bioanthro and had my science cred with first year bio. I'm in history and Chem. Chem is fine but history has some pretty sjw professional. Sharron wall is blatantly Leninist comm. You're right tho most people don't bring out their views and those that do are uncommonly vocal.

>angry but uninformed liberal black chick
>smug ex-military white guy
>30 year old "in the business world" guy

Expell these people from college campuses

>>3373472
Second year than I assume?
This is sick. Never thought I'd encounter another Pembina anon. Nice to see you're also a bio-nerd on top of that.

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>>3371231

>>3373482
Fourth actually. I took those classes a while back. Good luck on your studies

>extra credit question during US history test
>answer sacajawea or someone else
>teacher only mentioned the other answer
>walked right up and told him Sacajawea is also a correct answer
>he realized that Sacajawea was indeed a correct answer as well
>gives everyone in class who answered Sacajawea the extra point
>I didn't really need the extra point, but the answer was correct and I ain't no punk bitch
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>3371067
yea, me too

>>3373388
It got put under the Eiffel Tower

>>3371107
>at least one hole

My sides

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>>3371040
Not /his/ related but this happened today.

>Have class for first time this week.
>Prof asks if anybody did anything interesting last weekend.
>A girl says she came third in a fencing tournament.
>Prof congratulates her.
>Autistic kid in back pipes up:
>"I came 6th in a Yugioh tournament this weekend."
>Several people visibly cringe.
>Prof asks "What is Yugioh?"
>"Umm its a card game?" in a really haughty tone.
>mfw on the first day of class when he introduced himself his "interesting fact" was that he played Yugioh.

>>3371040
I almost pulled this when my professor told me Washington was agnostic and didn't believe in God

>>3373385
>>3373344

>u of w

and to imagine I was about to reply to you jokers
enjoy your short commute assholes

>>3371105
affect

>>3371040

>prof is trying to make a nice lecture on sequences and series which leads up to the fibanacci numbers
>he starts introducing them without mentioning what they are
>"1, 1, 2, 3, 5..."
>I immediately recognize them

"THOSE ARE JUST THE FIBONACCI NUMBERS"

>go on to explain what they are while class looks pretty annoyed
>prof is visibly upset
>just keeps shaking his head
>erases everything on the board
>starts a new lecture on Approximations

>end up being his TA

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>when you're on good terms with your professors, so much so that they let you hang out with them

First year I was an autist though, I told two of my professors about /his/, including garbled explanations of the Antiochus III getting raped meme.

It's fine to talk and fraternize with your professors, but don't be rude about it. I'm lucky in that my professors are all really good at their jobs and have thus far not had to be corrected. Our school's Roman history prof. has encyclopedic knowledge of Roman history, it's pretty impressive.

I dont think ive been in a class where the slightest mention of Athenian democracy has not had someone ask if women were citizens and/or if they were allowed to participate.

It happens way too often to not be a coincidence. Although i probably just have autism.

>>3373190
Professors eventually learn to deal with the fact that they wrote a 2 instead of a 7 as a minor error instead of taking it as a personal attack.

Also if a professor makes a computational mistake that affects the whole lesson, and you correct them after class, they now have to redo the whole thing for everyone, setting everyone behind. Either that or they send out an email, creating more work for everyone. Unless you're being pedantic about something that doesn't really matter (e.g. "actually that happened December 7th, not 13th"), they want you to correct them.

>>3371511
Are you talking about laager? Because that has nothing to do with the beer and laager has to do with Afrikaners

>>3373301
Anthropology =/= sociology

>>3371879
Im actually getting my teaching certification along with my history degree desu, Im graduating at the end of this semester and Im going out to teach in the alaskan bush

>>3373301
weird, my anthropology teacher said a complete opposite thing in my intro course. She said there are fundamental differences between races, but most difference, and hatred is actually unknowingly directed at their culture, less so compared to their skin color

>>3372063
>uh what about bose-einstein condensate?
>what

>>3373299
Check'd, and same. Iran is fascinating to me.

>>3373884
>telling professors about 4chan
kinda surprised that went anywhere near well

>>3371107
I bet this will end up you know where

>>3371641
WW2 is fucking boring and depressing

>>3371641
interest in ww2 is literally the most normie thing in existence, trying to claim it as being knowledge is generally a warning sign that whoever one is dealing with doesn't actually know anything about history

Fuck Nazism and white supremacy, but I don't lose as much respect as I did when I was younger when someone says negative things about the Jews

>>3371084
YEC is correct, though. Why does this offend you, STEMmy?

>>3371107
he has a surprise when he looks up lol

>>3371329
Fuck off, ESL.

>>3374092
I didn't mention it by name, but I did tell them about Antiochus not being so tough after he got raped.

>>3371456
>instructor
No, they're teachers. Only you STEMspergs with labs and trash have instructors. We, on the other hand, have people with the actual fucking capacity to teach and some education on pedagogy.
Pajeet can't do that, though, so he is merely your absent, indecipherable instructor, explaining how to kill X or make Y while eating his chicken vindaloo in the 'sanitary' lab.

>>3373943
While you probably are autistic, it's weird that people would ask about women's participation post high school.

>>3373368
>>3373190
You are why university '''education''' is a fucking joke.
Pointless hierarchies and hostilities.
If a professor gets a fucking date wrong when attempting a complex timeline, then you either fix it IN PUBLIC SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN FIX THEIR FUCKING NOTES or do it later, where he sends out an email a month later.
Fucking hell are you STEMspergs dangerous.

>>3374186
You must not get out much. As a history major in Uni now, the #1 question is,
>What about muh womens?
#2 is similar
>What about muh blacks?

>>3372008
>STEMspergs
Learn what 'flexibility' is, you little shit.

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>>3371231
DIEGO BTFO BY CHAD

>>3371655
>the truth
Historians have no relationship with the 'truth', you fucking idiot.

>>3371879
>enjoy interacting with other people to help them learn
This is me. I've always loved learning and I've always loved spreading that knowledge around. Problem is, I'm a fucking awful teacher. I can't explain shit without going back 3-4 times to either explain something differently or realizing I completely missed something crucial to whatever.

>>3371798
I know enough German but I have no clue what he meant by this post.

>>3371710
>americans actually think this environment is conductive to learning
lmao

>>3371768
Blame atheism, mate.

>>3371839
Biology is invalid because science is invalid. Boom, months of your time wasted. Irrelevant fucking STEMsperg.
>apolitical
It's inherently political.

>>3371862
Because secularism is always wrong?

>>3371641
Real men stand in lines to shoot eachother

>>3371040
Had a teacher in an AP highschool class tell me plain Indians only hunted by burning a patch of grass and the wind travelled to buffalo which realized the smoke ment better grass in the future and would wait three weeks and then head there.

>>3374304
That's how people hunt still today, and how they create pasture lands.
Sure, they might have hunted the traditional way through chasing, but why would they do that unless they're desperate when they could just constantly create this sort of 'trap' and have animals come to them? It means they don't have to be nomads, as long as they don't go overboard.
Let me guess, you're from a big city?

>>3374322
Sure people might practice that form occasionally if they have the right spot in and climate for it. But I bet you won't be able to site a single source that says a group of people only hunted in that way.
Also rural Arkansas but nice try dick.

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>>3374282

is this joke?

>>3371040
>public school
>US history class
>teacher says lenin was the leader of russia in ww2
>says russia was in the axis
She got mad when i started correcting her on minor things, like there were no "kamikaze" attacks at pearl harbor
She was nice though, just gave me 100s because i knew the material, she was a socialist hippie though, i wish i felt comfortable enough to banter with her, because i had some pretty good lines

>>3374362
PLAINS, that is the right 'spot and climate' for it.
I could burn some of the prairie grass in my yard, and deer would probably come. Hell, they already come here in the winter because it's warmer or something.
It's the ideal way to hunt, hence, it was relied upon. Traditional chase-hunting is ridiculously dangerous and inefficient, whereas ambush hunting has little risk.

>>3374377
With buffalo it's not enough that you attract then you have to put them in a spot between you and a steep cliff. Also climate has fuck all to do with attracting deer with fire.

>>3374389
It doesn't have to necessarily be steep, just high enough to kill or cripple them. It involves some chasing, but clearly less (due to herding) than chasing one individually, hoping it passes out from exhaustion, then trying to kill it (buffalo are ridiculously hardly, it took guns to nearly bring them to extinction)

>>3374426
>chasing one individually, hopefully he it passes out from exhaustion, and then tried to kill it
No one is saying that's how they hunted, only Paleolithic humans and some African tribes would attempt that
>just high enough to kill or cripple them
Sounds hard enough on the GREAT PLAINS there might not be a suitable cliff for hundreds of miles which would be much to far to try to heard or attract.

There was other ways they hunted
http://nativeamericannetroots.net/diary/889

>>3374442
>there are no cliffs on plains

>>3374450
Did you read what I said orrrr?
They gotta be big enough to maime a buffalo, I guess your probably aren't going to look at my link.

>>3374455
>big enough
Mate, that doesn't have to be very deep.
They're especially numerous around bodies of water.

>>3371692
Why is the Napoleon book in there? Apart from it actually being good, the type of person this stereotypes wouldn't like Napoleon.

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>>3374459
M8 not to point out the obvious but now you've just ran all your meat into a river or lake which your now gonna have to try to get out, not to mention unless it is a big cliff the buffalo isn't going to be completely fucked up.
>especially common around water
Pic related you can easily be hundreds of miles away from water your say Indians routinely went their to hunt ? Then why would they ever move and not just wait by rivers and lakes burning grass?

>>3374467
Some streams can be pretty steep i guess depending where you are, im on the edge of the great plains though
Also keep in mind that for a 1400 pound animal running at 35mph, likely getting trampled by other 1400 pound animals running a 1400mph, a short fall is quite alot

>>3374494
>1400mph
Whoops
dat fest

>>3374494
Okay if the streams are so common and it's so easy to do, why didn't the Indians stay at the cliffs and consistently burn grass their. Remember they have very little if any access to salt so they can't save their meat after a massive slaughter like this.

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>mfw my history of western culture (art history) professor said "I think people talk about the Holocaust too much, so we're just going to skip this section of the book."
>mfw other people agreed with her out loud too

Most out-of-left-field shit that I never expected especially from that class.

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>>3374365
postmodernists literally do not believe in science.
they hate everything about the enlightenment.
they hate it because science and reason takes a giant fucking watery shit on everything leftists have to say and flushes it down the toilet forever.

thus, it is impossible to plausibly argue in favor of leftism using reason and science. so the postmodernists decided that reason and science doesnt matter, muh feelz are just as good as reason and science.

its really fucking pathetic.

>>3371448
>maintain control over a contienent rich in resources, industry, and guns
>use said power to establish a hegemony
>"WHy is every body talking about usss????? YOU MAD????????"

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>>3371040
>postmodern feminist anthropologist
>says FGM is for controlling and suppressing female sexuality
>says male circumcion is different
>i introduce her to john harvey kellogg
>prove to the cunt that she is objectively fucking wrong.
>dumb whore BTFO

>>3374583
Peterson not everyone you hate is pomo.

>>3371040
It's always that one fucking guy
>Asks an irrelevant question almost every day to show off
>Focuses almost entirely on military history and the biography of individual rulers
>Has conversations with professor in the doorway after every class
>Complains that or that "most history classes are bullshit these days" or "free speech doesn't matter here"
>Gets shit grades
>Shaves poorly, walks shakily, wears flip flops

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>taking Japanese history class in university
>genuinely passionate professor but a bit autistic
>starts talking about WW2 Japanese history
>ask him a question about the Chinese Civil War
>send him off on a rant that takes up the rest of the entire class session teaching Chinese history

>next month
>starts talking about the Japanese post-war economy and the 1973 oil crisis
>ask him a question about the 6 Day War and Yom Kippur War
>spends the entire class teaching us Israeli history

Who /mischief/ here?

>>3371815
That's fun as hell honestly, is he Arab or Turkish?

I'm disappointed I lack that kind of autist knowledge for any history government

>>3373224
This, southern economy would've collapsed without slavery

>>3371440
This didn't happen

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>last year of high school
>professor mentions poland-lithuania
>yell THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
>everyone stares
Autism

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>>3373187
Sadiq Khan and Rotherham. It's been a rough few years since the whole "migrant" crisis thing began. Even the Irish are getting fucked over

>>3374740
>The civil war was over slavery alone meme
The only people who think this are people who don't look into the matter past middle school, simplifying the conflict to one cause is ridiculous.

>>3371474
Love me some smbc

>>3374775
Every single cause of the American Civil War was intimately and inseparably connected to slavery

>not "akshualy professor"

One job OP.

>>3374787
>intimately and inseparably connected to slavery
Just fundamentally "no". Slavery was a major factor in the war, but not the only factor. Period.
>>3374800
>Le straw man

>>3373301
Oh yes, that reminds me. Had the same thing happen and it got even worse.

>feminist anthropology professor rants about things, then literally proclaims "there are no biological differences between men and women" (in her defense, she backpedaled later, her line of reasoning being sex does not say anything about gender)
>student (male) raises hand, gets to speak, declares yes it's true, his sister is stronger than him, thus women are just as strong as men (his line of reasoning being, there are literally no biological differences between humans with a penis and humans with a vagina)
>professor doesn't at least correct his misunderstanding

And that was a course in a master's program. It's ridiculous how different anthropology is taught around the world. I seriously hope that my institute is an outlier with it's strict no-scientific-thinking approach. I mean, when you're building an argument on "my sister is stronger than men, therefore women are stronger than men," how fucked up does the education system he's in have to be to even allow him to get into a master's program.

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>>3374846
>Outliers exists therefore modality doesn't
This was a master's program you say? What quality of university was this? Please tell me it wasn't ivy

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>>3374863
Shit quality university. I'm not even bothered by the personal opinions of professors, their political activism and the general anti-scientific narrative.

What triggers me is things like pic related.

>>3371840
A laager is a wagon fort. Wagons are arranged in a circle, providing excellent firing positions and protection to the people inside. Laagering the wagons was central to Boers' survival during the great trek and left a lasting defensive focus in the boer psyche. A lager is a type of beer. Maybe anon knew of the difference because he knew about beer?

>>3374760
>when your current PM was the Home secretary that oversaw the immigration you don't like but it is somehow Labour's fault
ffs at least wait until they are in power to blame everything on them

>>3373864
Can't stop laughing

>>3374876
If they're government funded in the US, I don't think they're allowed to do that.

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>>3374863
I'm the guy he replied to. My experience was at Sydney uni five years ago.
http://sydney.edu.au/about-us/our-world-rankings.html

>>3371456
>Instructor
lmao he's not taking a driver's license

>>3374583

Postmodernists are reactionaries, not leftists, anon. Socialism (including the Marxist kind) is a movement built on the egalitarian legacy of enlightenment thought and the French Revolution, insofar as it critiques it is by viewing it as incomplete.

>>3374846
I wouldn't be surprised if this is the case in a lot of social sciences, where it's taught differently all over the world. Whenever someone posts something about sociology it's almost always alien to me despite having a bsc in it.

>>3374583
You don't have to hyperbole, you know.

>>3371329
>be russian
>learn english from movies/TV
>travel to America
>they think I'm american


>talk to a chinese cook at chinatown
>they can tell I'm russian
>ask them how
>they reply, "im american, i can smell a russian"
>"my family has been living in america for 4 generations"
>in perfect mid western accent

>see a another white american come up to the counter for ordering
>they ask the cook, "h e y, d-o y-o-u e-s-p-e-a-k-u e-n-g-r-i-s-h-u?"
>the cook replies back: "i no s-p-e-a-k-a-r-u e-n-g-r-i-s-u"
>the people in the restaurant laughs
>the white american leaves in frustration

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>>3375171
St. John's College here. I hope you enjoyed getting triggered by ignorant lefties in class while I studied science

>>3371067
Same, even as an adult I still frequently chime in during my history classes.

>1st year uni
>Lecture on some IR shit can't remember w/ about 300 people
>two rows behind me, lecturer mid flow, the loudest fucking burp I have ever heard erupts from some random fat guy
>We're talking proper neck beard looks about 28 keeping in mind almost everyone else is either 18 or 19
>He starts laughing, everyone else in the theater including the lecturer is stunned in silence
>Stops laughing as he realizes that what he has just done is not seen as funny by everyone else
>Stands up, apologizes so it's all good in the hood
>Then he fucking takes a bow that felt like it lasted for 10 seconds before sitting down
10 4 ten the most autistic thing I saw 1st year, and this is up against some random chick stopping an entire lecture to spend 30 minutes trying to refute feminism with Marxism as if anyone gives a shit.

>Be Bio Major
>Be in a Histology course (study of tissues)
>Reach Skin section
>Teacher posts painting of skinned man
>I correctly identify him as St Bartholemew
>Then he asks how to remove skin from someone
>I mumble, "more than one"
>Class turns and looks at me
>He asks cautiously what other ways were there
>I blankly give him the description of Chinese mercury torture

Not a correction, but still autism.

>>3373379
Could you point out where I even implied that?

>>3375345
He knows a fellow commie spy when he sees one

>>3375454
that's awesome, you're only pretending to be embarassed

>>3374282
>this is what humanitylets actually believe
top lel

>>3371084

>mfw kid didn't slam a huge bible on the table

>>3371641

>the fool didn't realize he'd said "18cm" not "18th century"

you just wanted to discuss british field guns in ww2, what fucking jerk

>>3371815

>professor is saying something
>"excuse me infidel dog of a whore, but that's incorrect, the Damascus Eyalet had 11 sanjaks, not 12"

>>3371107
Reddit is filled with nigger cucks

>>3373335

kek you got licked harder than the IJN

>>3371107
Kek, sure is greentext-worthy.

>>3371231
That's several levels of retardation.

>>3374583
Science and reason take a big watery shit on themselves and intercontradict to such a degree that it should be a fucking crime. Go back to r*ddit now and yiff in hell, furfag.

>>3374863
Ivies are terrible, so it is actually more likely.

>>3373702
Lmao aight

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>>3371107
I thought goatse was facial hair style and told a friend he had nice goatse.

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>>3374775
>>3374787

>>3375733
That is a goatee.

>>3371867
>Doesn't know about escorts.

A reasonably beautiful woman can make great money by meeting a couple of clients a day.

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I try to ask questions in class instead of being a smartass.

Is that wrong too?

>>3375740
...
you just changed the game.

>>3371440
he was right tho
Anarcho-capitalism is against human nature and neither economics nor politics work that way

>>3374933
No idea really. But thanks for the info, I thought that I was retarded and could not Google anymore

>>3371862
Whats the muslim interpretation?

>>3371655
Slap some free wifi logo and it's good to go

t. flip

>>3373284
>someone saw this post realized it was about them and got asshurt over it

>>3373379
That's why you use Civ V dingus

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>regular US history class
>Vietnam Unit Project: Put together a playlist of music"
>my dad was 15 in '69
>"I would have gone to Woodstock if I was a bit older"
>bond with him a bunch over music and get in some good questions about Vietnam and the era
>make a custom cover for my album using my best Paint.net skills
>teacher personally tells me I did a fantastic job with tons of music he didn't put on his "suggested list" and likes my art work

>later listen to my dad drunkenly rant about what he viewed as hypocricy of Christian soldiers in Vietnam murdering innocents but still claiming to be good people when they came back home
I believe this latter portion was due to my brother becoming ultra-christian after he went to uni

>>3374092
in one of my history classes at college we were doing presentations and when someone needed to go on google to get a picture of australia on the prof's laptop the first auto search that came up was australian shitposts

>>3375345
McCarthy incarnate

>>3375396
Sounds like someone who just doesnt give a fuck desu

>>3373190
if a professor lets a slip up ruin his authority, he should go back to professor school
theres no reason to not correct a teacher for spreading misinformation, which is the opposite of his job

>today
>lecture on global financial system
>many keynesian lies
>cba being THAT GUY so I just laugh at it

>>3375396
>some random chick stopping an entire lecture to spend 30 minutes trying to refute feminism with Marxism as if anyone gives a shit.
Dammit, I'd pay to listen to shit like this, just for the kicks.

>>3371040
>Professor lecturing about the Eastern Romans and how they viewed the various barbarians.
>Mentions the "Hyperborean" peoples to the north.
>Classmate asks "Excuse me, does hyperboreans have something to do with Conan?"

>>3374738
We used to do that to philosofy teacher in highschool. He would go on a rant everytime, making us not write anything

>>3375788
>human nature
Doesn't exist, redditor

>>3374583
>HE DESTROYIN WHITE CIVILIZASHUN WHAT THE YIFF!

>>3371440
>things that never happened.
I bet it was true in your mind though.

>>3374846
Scientific thinking is cancer.

>>3375215
No, he's taking a lab-and-atheism license.

>>3373236
Nice Stallman-interject.

>>3375396
>300 people
Factory school. America, everybody.

>>3374611

FGM is good though; western women are whores.

>Be me
>In class about Andrew Jackson
>Professor claims the Battle of New Orleans was won by luck
>I scoff in the back of the class
>Professor calls on me to explain why it wasn't luck
>ohshit.jpg
I didn't do the readings
>Begin to ramble about war, politics, morale, General Lee, the Ottomans
>Realize I'm rambling but don't know how to end it
>Actual soldier in the class cuts me off and finishes my thoughts
>Answers the professor's question in three sentences

>All the students think I'm just really knowledgeable about war
>everything turned out better than expected

>>3371329
this

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>>3376532
Happened to me, in a kant ethics exposition. I literraly made out the whole thing and i barely read the book, my teacher eat it all though

>>3376766
Lol he probably didn't read it either

>>3371790
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>3376368
That's actually pretty standard for a mid-size uni lecture...

>>3374713
Who the fuck wears flip flops outside of the beach?

>>3374751
Did you do this or some class sperg?

>>3374738
I had an ultra-right-wing nationalist Zionist high school teacher in the 9th grade and at the beginning of every class I would start talking to him about the latest events in Israel or America or whatever and take up a third of the class.

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>>3377151
The only way to deal with this is to leave a small pile of ashes on his desk every morning before he gets to work.

He'll get the message.

>>3376766
>>3376813
>last day of class
>professor admits that they never read the syllabus
>it was just easier to tell students to do it when they started asking questions

>freshman year of Uni as a History Major
>Entry level history courses are required
>bearing through a European Survey Course
>Fuckhead Number 1 is in this class
>asks the dumbest fucking questions
>every time he opens his goddamn mouth I want to choke him
>Almost fail the class I'm so pissed
>stop going at all halfway through the semester
>show up for for the Final and get a 100 to pass the class

>Sophmore year
>Required course for History Majors where they tell you what it means to be a History Major
>Like I don't know
>Fuckhead Number 2 is in the class
>Same shit different place
>Dumbest fucking questions
>professor engages instead of telling them to shut up and listen
>life goes on

>Junior year
>studying Ottoman History
>Fuckhead Number 3 is here
>jesus christ I wish this kid had died
>dumbest questions
>actually want to hear the lecture but dumbass takes up all of my classtime
>survive the semester

>Present day
>walk into my American Military History class
>(military historians)
>lecture ends up being very interesting
>hand goes up at the front of the room
>glance down
>there sutting all in a row are Fuckheads 1, 2, and 3
>walk out of the class
>a couple weeks in, Professor getting visibly annoyed that we are falling behind in the lecture because of their stupid ass questions
>Finally tells them to just google there stupid shit

She is my hero. Best moment of my life.

>>3377222

This is a whole lot of greentext for a very shitty 2 sentence punchline

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>AP European Literature, 12th grade
>teacher was a bit ditzy and I think resented me for being smarter than her, which made sense considering I was kind of a fucker back then
>she's giving us background on the Victorian period as preparation for reading Great Expectations
>"The Victorian period started in 1820 when the young queen was coronate-"
>before I can stop myself I blurt out "Actually it was 1837"
>the entire class turns around and looks at me
>teacher looks me dead in the eyes like she wants to put me in my place
>itsonnow.jpg
>minimizes her powerpoint and pulls up Wikipedia
>I'm sweating bullets, did I remember wrong?
>she pulls it up
>I see the light fade from her eyes just a little bit
>"My mistake, it was 1837"
>I was fucking right
>felt kinda bad about it but at least I wasn't publicly humilitated

>>3373481
preach

>WWII unit in 11th grade APUSH
>Teacher talks about the Japanese soldiers
>Mentions "bonsai attacks"
>Even spelled it bonsai, not a mispronunciation
>"Professor, it's banzai, not bonsai."
>"Oh."

>Same class
>Talking about gun violence
>"Professor, there are a lot of gun-deaths that are actually self-defence."
>"Are suicides self-defence too? What, are they protecting themselves from themselves?"
>Everyone laughs
>I go in later that day to ask an unrelated question and he apologizes

>same class again
>during a lecture says the word "am-uh-der"
>no one knows what this word is, thinks it's some high level academic work
>someone asks
>"It's the fancy way of pronouncing amateur"

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>>3373481
>mfw these three people got involved in a verbal battle royale over the Iraq war in my Mideast History class

>>3377181
Knowing him he would probably think that's hilarious.

Cringing thinking about all those times I went on a tirade about Jews in History class that was just thinly veiled enough for me to claim I wasnt antisemetic, examples:

>Jews killed christ
>Jews are disgusting in appearance
>Jews dont assimilate and stick out
>Jews practice usury and are greedy
>Jews only fraternise or do business with fellow Jews

Just a select few

>>3376322
Yes! We are products of our environments, there's no such thing as genes or insticts

>>3371067
Me too, i was an arrogant cunt about being right all the time too. Such a trustworthy time for me

>>3371641
WW2 is normie history

>>3371709
>AlphaDestiny in comments
LOL

>>3371040

This guy cracked jokes all the time.

Really funny jokes that were both relevant to the lesson and present time.

Teacher would occasionally crack a smile, but never laugh.

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>>3377582
All of that is true though. I mean if you wanted to give "le redpill" to a class then you should teach them about Theodore Herzl, Hasidic and Orthodox teachings and interactions with "goyim", and the historical role Jews filled in pre-enlightenment Europe.

It would explain to then that there are legitimate reasons why Europeans and Jews have had and still have ethnic tensions.

If you've ever been around hasids, you'd know that (some) Jews really really do not like white people, white Christians especially.

I once called out my high school social studies teacher on the calorie count of a KFC double down sandwich

>>3375396
I sort of had a moment like that
>be in Michigan history class
>sit next to grill I started talking to in other class
>prof is talking about Strangeites (wacky Mormon offshoot that took over an island on the west side of the state)
>gets to the part where a bunch of angry Irish immigrants get drunk and sail their boats to the island to wreck the place
>slight burst of laughter
>girl looks slightly offended at it
>doesn't ever sit next to me again
Worth

>>3377965
hello 16 year old me

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Not a /his/ thing, but still a school (kinda) thing.

>Be in Jobcorps, me and the new students are in a van to get some Chinese food as a 'welcome' sorta thing the instructors do. The guy starts asking us in the van what things we like.
>Kid next to me flat out tells the guy he likes yaoi.
>The guy then asks what that is.
>The kid then explains what that it is while I'm just sitting there, bewildered that this is happening.
>Guy goes 'OK then', turns around and stops talking to us.

I ended up having that kid in both my trade class and as an assigned roommate.

>>3378086
Hello? Why is it cringy to talk about jewish history when it's relevant? I remember reading through Chaim Potok's "Chosen" and having class discussions about this same topic.

Unless you're the type a nigga who brings up da joos when it's totally irrelevant?

>>3373190
>teacher
>your superior
He's not your boss you literal faggot, you are technically his customer.

>>3371107
sounds like lawschool.

>10th grade
>teacher asks if we're religious or not
>she asks who here is an atheist
>i raise my hand
>tell her im just not religious despite growing in a religious household
>"Well, you have to believe in something Anon. Do you believe in Science?"
>sounds odd but i know what she means so i nod
>"Then you're not an atheist, because you believe in Science. :) Ok class everyone turn to page-"
>couldnt focus the rest of the class
>physically felt sick

She meant well.

>>3378273
>customer
Fuck off, factory school retard.

>>3377796
Environment doesn't exist, either.
Illiterate child.

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In my organized crime course, the professor asked the class of about ~150 people, "what are some historic criminal individuals that we tend to idolize today?"

And I raised my hand and responded with "Hillary Clinton".

Class bursted into laughter but both the TA and the professor remained stone cold serious.

Pro-human, anti-scum.

>>3377287
Same class, as in the same day?
Are you sure he didn't show up to class high?

>>3377222
>Required course for History Majors where they tell you what it means to be a History Major
You mean STEMsperg propaganda: the course?

>>3376949
>mid-size
No, that's factory-size.
No class should be larger than 50 people, and even that is far too large.

>>3371839
>this happened

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>>3371641
>>3374111
>>3374140
>>3374289
>>3375613
>>3377883

>Love WW2 history
>Love history because of WW2
>Go to college for History degree
>Senior year now
>Get on /his/ today
>Reality
>Mfw life is literally mentally challenged retard

>>3371692
>>3378946

>I'm this retarded

>>3376532
>Soldier bro

You lucky bastard. All the vets in my college are annoying. One in some of my classes is just really loud, but I got off easy. There's another guy in my friend's German language classes who just takes every opportunity, however unrelated or inappropriate, to relate to how much harder or similar it was when he was in the military (in a German base).

>>3378574
t. butthurt profecuck subhuman

>>3377003
Most of the state of California

>>3373864
>not breaking the pattern and making it a different sequence as soon as anon opens his dumbass mouth
Shit professor.

>>3376532
>>I scoff in the back of the class
>>Professor calls on me to explain why it wasn't luck
>>ohshit.jpg
>I didn't do the readings
Why were you so confident if you didn't have anything to back it up?

>>3377582
>just thinly veiled enough for me to claim I wasnt antisemetic, examples:
>>Jews killed christ
>>Jews are disgusting in appearance
>>Jews dont assimilate and stick out
>>Jews practice usury and are greedy
>>Jews only fraternise or do business with fellow Jews
Yeah, I'm sure no one caught on.

>>3377965
>At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby but what can a white man do?
Have sex with a black woman? desu this quote seems really fake, like it was written by cuckoldry-obsessed right-wingers.

I had a mandatory class called American Culture at my university..
>be fairly lefty myself
>go to that class
>gee what could it be about
>will it touch upon America as a popculture mogul or something
>or maybe it will tell me about why Republicans and Democrats switched up so much, I kinda don't get it
>first class was about age of exploration and about all the indians that died
>oh well, that works
>"you have to mail me a response to each of my lectures"
>uh okay
>write one
>"well you guys didn't do so well, a response has to have 150 words and has to cite any sources you used if you used any, also missed points for not adding a title to your response"
>are you shitting me.jpg
>every class is about oppression
>and I get it, I really do, the US had and has problems
>he starts pulling up videos on Reagan and Bush
>now it's a documentary about Bush's cronyism
>okay, why is this "American culture" again
>Trump's election coming around
>I try to genuinely make a point about how Trump is garnering support from LGBTQ people and has the highest amount of support from minorities of all Rep candidates and ask him for comment on why is this the case if he's literal Hitler
>he says "Well let's move on"
>he mentions offhandedly he went to see Marvel's Civil War
>ask him what he thinks about Captain America
>"he's a tool for showing white supremacy and American exceptionalism propaganda
>"but he was created by two Jews and he had a black successor at some point"
>"well let's move on"
>can't fucking ever engage with this guy, I'm not learning, I'm watching Bush conspiracy videos
>asks us to write about white privilege
>us, poor Slav students from Slav country who don't interact with minorities much
>one guy writes it doesn't exist
>gets failed for "not understanding it / not having read the texts" even though "responses" were, according to guidelines, supposed to challenge or be thought provoking
cont.

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>>3379361
>Slav

What country are you from? I genuinely believed this was an American classroom up until then.

>>3377003
Autists

>>3371692
>The fucking paradox image
This shit is too true. The amount of times I've witnessed some next level euro-centric ignorance only to find later the classmate played lots of Europa...

>>3371839
I personally do not believe this happened, but I hope it did.

>>3379361
oh and by the way
the reason he was so insistent on this white privilege topic was because my country - Poland - is on equal levels of guilt for the Iraq War as the US is, "and all of that for paltry benefits we didn't even get"
>point out to him Poland is an US ally and that any support in this conflict is supposed to benefit us and distinguish us as an ally for the West, regardless of whether the US is still fucking us in the ass with their stingy visa access or not
>"well lets move on"
>seriously it was his fucking catchphrase at this point
>everyone is sick of the guy
>his final assignment is to have everyone watch Angels in America
>it's 5 hours long and I don't care about it as my supplementary reading so I skim it
>he tries to quiz people about it
>someone doesn't know a trivial fact
>HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT WATCH IIIIT, WHYYYYY
>literally never see him this mad
>point out, shyly, that the pirated link to the 360p quality miniseries he sent us is 5 hours long and maybe people have spotty memories or troubles
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN 5 HOURS LONG, ANGELS IN AMERICA IS ONLY 90 MINUTES LONG
>mr. doctor, I'm afraid you're wrong
>someone accesses the dodgy website on his phone
>it's 5 episodes each 1 hour long
>he hyperventilates for a bit, goes extraordinarily calm, gives us a final assignment

Fuck I know this went into full on blogpost territory but goddamn it

you know you're out of touch when you're lecturing to a bunch of typical students that go to feminist rallies and shit and even they groan "god, not the class about negros again" before your class starts

>>3377582

>Jews killed christ
true, but doesn't matter
>Jews are disgusting in appearance
literally doesn't make any sense
>Jews dont assimilate and stick out
true, but largely because majority groups did not allow them to assimilate.
>Jews practice usury and are greedy
True, but all groups are greedy. Jews are just better at it.
>Jews only fraternise or do business with fellow Jews
True, but lots of minority groups do that (chinese, black, etc.)

>tfw The business and STEM majors make fun of your major.

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>>3379406

But I thought European education was better than American? How could this have happened?

>>3379429
Frankly? That's Poland, where most universities fall under public education - you only pay for fuckups.

That said, I'm taking a forced break from my BA semester because my promoter got sick this summer and the university decided to not answer any of my mails about the subject.

I went to scheduled visiting hours with the officials that were in power to help me submit my BA, but in both cases, the officials didn't fucking show up to their own meetings, and they were unreachable by mail OR phone, as said previously.

So now I'm fucked and have to pay for repeating my BA seminar, which is alright because it's not that much money in the long run (roughly 250$, a far cry from an US tuition), but I'm still pissed off and discouraged.

My other /his/ classes were
>British History lady who was pretty based and had us listen to Rule Britannia while standing during the final class of hers
>American History lady who was left-leaning and explored a lot of the dark history of the US without being a fucking faggot like that guy above
>British Culture dude, the only native speaker in our entire English philology department, who was pretty unhappy about Brexit, but he did give fairly balanced presentations about stuff

It wasn't that bad, it's mostly just that one dude. Though really, my university felt like an episode of Community; I constantly felt like in some bizarre high school, the level exhibited by teachers can be atrocious.

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>>3371040
>Teacher lectured on Japanese occupation of Manchuria and events leading up to Sino-Japanese war and the Pacific theatre
>At the very end of the class, almost 10 minutes left
>This one girl

"Um, I didn't understand anything you said. Could you tell me again?"

>>3379406
Hey, is this class at the UJ in Krakow by any chance?

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>>3379499
Nope, friend, I'm afraid we're on the completely opposite sides of the country.

>>3379406
Trump derangement syndrome

>>3373621
I said my interesting fact was that i read comics did I fuck up?

>>3379562
Nah, nobody cares about what you say on those "first impressions" things unless you say something outrageously stupid or cringeworthy.

>>3379577
The professor asked if I read Marvel and before I thought about what I was doing I scoffed loud enough for most of the class to hear and said no.

>Human anatomy, learning about male reproductive system
>"So you see, the human penis can get quite large, but NO penis has ever been over 17 inches
>raise my hand
>"actually professor"
>*unzips dick"

>>3379406
I feel kinda bad for the guy to be honest

>>3379468
They teach American history in countries that aren't America? Why would they do that?

Genuinely asking. I've never figured any worth studying my nation's history except by its citizens. I'm curious what you think about my country's fucking crazy history too, you beautiful slav you.

>>3379276
Probably one of those "I like X because Y group doesn't" brainlets.

>>3374193
>one anon on 4chan is the reason why universities are a Marxist breeding ground.

>>3371105
>not appreciating free speech
You sir, are a nigger lover.

>>3376334
You sound like a woman-poster, or a fag.

>>3379361
That isn't culture, that's politics.

>be microbio major
>in second year biology class
>girl mixes up translation and transcription
>professor looks at her and says, "you have to be fucking kidding me. You should know the difference between those already. If you do that in the future, you're going to look fucking stupid."
>continues with lecture

I'm sad he's retiring this next year. He's something of a Renaissance Man of micro and molecular biology. Mycologist, bacteriologist, bioinformaticist, geneticist, even made some acne shit out of yeast.

>>3379406
>poland
>slav
You're Wends.

>>3379762
I'm not a Marxist.

>>3379699
Brainlet

>>3379788
Are most old professors like that?

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>>3378733
It did, why does everyone who believes in race naturalism have to be some alt right sperg stereotype? You realize that in most Asian countries, it's still the biological zeitgeist, right?
>>3379402
It did, and like I said it went very well. In fact I think by giving people a bit of knowledge about monozygotic twins was pretty helpful for them. I'm suprised more liberals aren't aware of biological determinism, considering that the main reason why people say homosexuality is innate is due to studies on pre-natal testosterone exposure in monozygotic twins

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I was in World History 1600-Present Day two years ago and in the front fucking row was this turboautist whale of a man who would spend ALL LECTURE PERIOD on his laptop, not even pretending to take notes but literally just playing Total War and Europa IV all period, and the worst part was our professor was too much of a beta to call him out on it.
And even then this fucking prick had the audacity to maybe once or twice during the lecture look up from his laptop to interject in the middle of lecture to tell some shitty pop history fact that half the time wasn't even fucking correct.

>>3371588
>