>Rise to the throne of Sweden when I'm 15. >Half of

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>Rise to the throne of Sweden when I'm 15.
>Half of Europe decides to gangbang sweden.
>Mfw I have to fight Poland Russia and Denmark
>Attack Russia at Riga
>Scare them shitless by attacking them while they are blinded by snow
>Russia is now scared
>Campaign through Poland because fuck Augustus II
>Fight a war in Poland just so my puppet can take over
>Win because Augustus decided to not be fucking retarded when it was too late
>Begin to invade Russia
>Coldest winter ever hits and my men are sick and have very few supplies
>Mfw I tell them to cut the pussy shit and keep marching
>Russia is burn
>Fight all 3 of them and ignore any advice about not going to the frontlines like a madman
>Beat the Polish and Danish's asses
>Agressivley stare at the Russians
>Kick Russia's ass at Riga because I decided to attack them during a snow storm that fucked their vision
>Attack Poland to put a puppet king in power
>Win because Augustus decided to be compitent and still sucked ass
>Getfucked.jpg
>Attack Russia
>Coldest winter hits and Russia is burning everything
>My men get sick and I tell them to cut the shit and continue marching
>Get to Poltava
>We got this in the bag
>Gets shot in the foot by friendly fire and can't lead troops
>Mfw
>I have to run to the Ottomans to take a nap for a few years only to get kicked out when I try to get them to fight Russia
>Come back to my nation occupied by foriegn powers and that Poland and Denmark reentered the war
>Time to do this again.jpg
>Get shot at a Danish fortress in Norway
>Oof i died
>My men kill most of themselves in a deathmarch to get me home
>Empire crumbles
>Mfw this is not the last time Sweden gets cucked.