>These are the only utensils ever developed. The fuck are

>>3353288
A graber, a poker, a scooper and a cutter

Is there anything else one could really need for eating? Hell the fork and chopsticks are basically equivalent

Other cultures weren't autistic enough to develop new utensils when God gave us 2 utensils to use naturally.

>eurasiatangs BTFO

>>3353288
What the fuck else do you need

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>>3353288
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.

>>3353385
How can you cut something is you don't have a fork to hold it down?

>>3353385
The iPhone of utensils. Just took a punch of existing stuff and put it all together in expensive packaging

>>3353385
Oh the humanity

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There's a fifth.

>>3353714
This
>*annoys everyone in a 20 meter radius*

>>3353385
that fork section isn't picking up bupkis

>>3353392
Two serrated sporks

>>3353288
The virgin utensils
>small and weak
>can't do things on their own, require help
>invented many years ago, woefully outdated
>made of metal, same material as a trash can
>focuses entirely on utility yet fails to be useful
>too many to hold them all in one hand
>need an entire drawer just store them
>constantly worried about their appearance, need to look symmetrical and shiny

>>3353385
The chad serrated spork
>big, black and dominant
>does literally everything on its own, will actively make your food taste better when using it
>invented recently, is the literal cutting edge of eating technology
>composed of only the finest in space-age synthetic polymers
>doesn't care if its design actually makes sense, manages to be the best anyway
>can hold one in each hand and eat twice as fast, hold two more between your toes for quadruple eat efficiency
>has a whole punched in it to easily be hung up or kept on your keychain, has ascended beyond the need for antiquated drawers and cabinets
>looks mean less than nothing to this absolute perfection of engineering, and yet it manages to be slick, stylish, and sexually inviting anyway

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>>3353288
I know it's a variation of spoon but I love it.

>>3353288
For most of history a knife and two hands were enough.

These things caught on with nobles with two much time on their hands

>>3354771
kek

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>>3353385
>inserting serrated edges into your mouth

>>3355163
It's basically just a big soup spoon.

>>3354771
I really enjoyed this post.

>>3353288
>These are the only utensils ever developed.

How is knife a cultural thing? And a spoon, you think other cultures didn't have fucking spoons? Even chinks use spoons to cook shit.

>>3353299
>t. Pajeet

>>3353714
>eating utensil

>>3353385
has science gone too far?

>>3353288
>not eating with hands