Childhood is idolizing mesopotamia Adulthood is realizing the

>>3349745
>tfw found out abot the dudes some months ago
what's some essential reading on hittites, /his/?

I had not heard of either of these civilizations as a child, only Egypt, Greece and Rome.

>>3349745
>ULTIMATE CHAD TIER
Akkad
>ALPHA TIER
Assyria
Hittite empire
Egypt
Crete
Sardinia
>BETA TIER
Babylon
Mittani kingdom
Luwian kingdoms
>OMEGA ANAL BITCH TIER
Levant

>>3349757
>crete
>not minoans

>>3349764
That's the same thing.

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>>3349766

>>3349805
Fuck are you talking about? Crete was already called Crete 3500 years ago, while "Minoan civilization" is some anachronistic bullshit name invented by some Anglo faggot in the 20th century.

>>3349833
It was called Keftiu and Minos was The title for The KANGZ

>>3349845
>Minos was The title for The KANGZ
No you stupid negroid, it was a name of a particular mythological kang. And we only know him from mainlander Greek mythology.

>>3349757
>Sardinia
>Civilization
People did not reach Sardinia until the 15th century when boats got better

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>>3351260
Sardinia had the only anarchic/egalitarian bronze age civilization, they were able to coordinate large projects such as aqueducts, palaces, towers, temples, sanctuaries and reached a high level of technology, built fountains, baths, statues without hierarchy or a central government.

>>3351260
always remind them bro

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Praise Enki. His sperm gave us the Tigris. His wisdom gave us the order of nature.

>>3351369
At least post a Mesopotamian monument

>>3351369
that's not Yahweh (pbuh)

>>3349745
Childhood is idolizing Hittites

Adulthood is realizing the Hattians made more sense

>>3351376
>>3351380
Get back to digging canals. The natural gods can no longer sustain us and their war brought us into being to maintain their aspects. Also, devour your enemies.

>>3351332
That dosen't sound alpha at all

>>3351528
I'm Not The one Who classified it as alpha though they comitted acts of piracy so that maybe makes it alpha in your polturds' eyes

>>3351435
Interesting! Tell me more anon.