What are the funniest suicides in history? >holed up in a

>>3347064
/pol/ btfo, how will they ever recover?!

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>>3347071
I'm sure /pol/ have some funny suicides to share as well, anon.

Jim Jones was pretty funny.

>James Warren Jones (May 13, 1931 – November 18, 1978) was an American religious and cult leader, who initiated, and was responsible for a mass suicide and mass murder in Jonestown, Guyana. He believed communism was the correct social order, in compliance with God's will.[1][2] Jones was ordained as a Disciples of Christ pastor, and he achieved notoriety as the founder and leader of the Peoples Temple, which was often described as having cult-like qualities.

>>3347083
Is this the koolaid man?

Who was that Jap faggot who tried to overthrow the government by taking over a barracks, got fucking laughed at by the soldiers, then stabbed himself?

>>3347107

Aye, he is the source of the phrase "drinking the Koolaid".

Hey man, nice shot

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>>3347115

>In 1970, he and three other members of his militia staged an attempted coup d'état when they seized control of a Japanese military base and took the commander hostage, then tried and failed to inspire a coup to restore the Emperor's pre-war powers. Mishima then committed ritual suicide by seppuku. The coup attempt became known as the "Mishima Incident".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Mishima

>>3347115
>>3347128

He was a legit great writer too, what a surreal suicide. He probably wanted to die like a samurai or something weird like that.

>>3347128
the funniest part is that mishima spent his whole adult life fetishizing suicide and yearning for the "perfect death" of the samurai of old. but when it came time for one of his followers, as pre-arranged, to decapitate mishima, the guy botched the job several times, and so had to be decapitated himself by another one of mishima's followers