Give me the funniest thing you've read about Benito

he was italian

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He joined WW2 with the Axis!

>>333712
He thought he could make another Roman Empire.

>>333712
He liked to strip off in public and show his bare-chested machismo.

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He used to write romance novels, back in the 20s. Kind of like adventure dramas, you know, sexy stuff. You could even call them European. Anyway, I thought they were shit.

>>333941
I heard even the moose thought it was boring and wrote only for the sake of his newspaper circulation

>>333712
Grandfather fought for him and got medals. He said only the Bergasilini were good troops, the rest sucked ass

>>333894
Wow youre a dweeb.

>>333894
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fremdscham

>>333894
Cringed to be honest family.

>>334359
Old english word for that is Fremethescamu

>>334372
So modern would be along the lines of Foreign Shame? Is that the German translation as well?

>>334372
Shame we lost it completely then, but at least the Germans are good for loan words.

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>>333894
>being this underage

I'd call you a fag but I try not to pick on toddlers

>>333894
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>333712
His own people hung him. From a gas station!

>>333712
Falling asleep listening to Hitler and basically doing the jerk off motion.

He tried to get in on the French invasion near the end and had his asshole blown out by reserve border troops

He would call upon the people and have big speech gathering where he would talk about shit.

And like, not even about anything important. Just what he was thinking about.

He was a good leader

>>333894
This isn't even reddit. This is 9gag

>>333894
was going well until last line

>>333712
he was basically a reddit le gentleman

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>>335842
forgot the pic

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>>335466
What is it with italians declaring war then get btfo by attacking border reserve troops in fucking Alps?

>>338342
Yes he was a genius. How else would anybody be able to give free wins to Austria-Hungary.

>>333894

Shit dude get it together, that was hard to read.

He was pretty funny actually. In hindsight atleast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA

when he was a socialist, before WWI, during a rally, he said "If god exist, I dare him to burn me with a bolt in five seconds"
He remained alive so he explained the non existence of god while tipping his fedora.
This chapter of one of his autobiographies is called "The clockwork atheist", kek

>>339079
Whoever made that video did a ridiculously good job at editing that old footage into Nichijou's intro.

>>339113
Yeah it's pretty great.

>>334381
Yes, but you can also translate it as "strange shame" (as in shame for a stranger).

He didn't actually make the trains run on time.

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>>339079
Impressive

>>333797
>>333894
Is this what happens in Putin's head?

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Churchill's wife was secretly in love with him

>>339079
This is glorious

>>333894
Good post, drew in the kneejerk retards with this dank bait.

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>>339079

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>>339079
I like it!

>>339300
Wasn't Churchill himself in love with him?

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>>339079

>>339371
he was not a fag

his only true love was scotch

>>334876
>he says, posting the face on every high schooler's favorite t-shirt

>>339079
This is one of the better videos ive seen on the internet.

>>339079
What is it with weebs and fascism?

>>339667
Anime attracts weird people outside of society, so does fascism.

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>>333797
Can confirm that

>>333712
He stabbed a kid when he was a a boy during school, he was not expel

>>333894
Epic

Simply epic

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>>333712

That people didn't like his taste in architecture.

These are some of my favorite buildings... breathtaking..

>>339955
Its a bit too square

>>339986
Just like you, bitch

>>339955
bruh that looks bland as fuck

>>339955
dope af

>>339667
/c/ and /pol/ has a special bond, you know

>>339079
anymore videos like this?

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>>339474
>not understanding what a reaction image is

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>>333712
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

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>>333894

I've always had this fascination with Mussolini, he's a man who made it but in hindsight it wasn't all that great

But atleast he lived life to the fullest

>>339955

3 replies and no one checks these digits?

Shiggy

>>334355
>>334359
>>334360
>>334876
>>334924
>>335637
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>>342535
>Being this autistic.

>>342495

Is there something about being a manlet that drives people to power?'

>Napoleon was 5'6"
>Mussolini was 5'7"
>Hitler was 5'9"
>Stalin was 5'4"

>>339079
Wow.

10/10 converted me. DUCE!

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>>339667
They are probably taught about their axis alliance.

>>333894
Is the chuck norris reference why this is causing a shit storm?

>>343592
>5'9"
>Manlet

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Apparently he switched to military uniforms from suits because a little kid said he looked like Oliver Hardy.

>>333712
He liked to squeeze women's breasts "Like a car horn"

He tried to invade France

>>344628
So you're saying he was Italian?

>>339371
Do you think Benito Mussolini ever keked Churchill, and fucked him in the ass at the same time?

>>344628
>doesn't everyone?

>>343592
But the average height of a soldier in Napoleon's time was 5 foot.

>>344628
That's completely normal.

>>333894
Geez

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>>333712
he loved just hanging out

>>339762
gross

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>>333712
His facial expressions and mannerisms are eerily similar to the Donald.

>>334212
>Bergasilini
>Somali-anon
You either mean the Alpini or the Bersaglieri, but if you're somalian your grandpa probably saw the Bersaglieri.

>>339079
Bueno.

>>344174
Yeah. It amazes me how many people fall for obvious bait. Just look at the greentext compared to the last line.

>>338342
What's what happens when you declare war to the explicit purpose of just getting a seat at the peace talks.
Also IIRC Cadorna spent his whole career behind a desk, the first time he ever heard a shot fired in earnest he was already CIC of the italian army, and only because all other candidates had been recently politically disgraced or had health issues.

>>339955

At least it's still a smidge above Nazi architecture.

>>344697
lol

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In October 1936, Benito Mussolini met with the families of the second Italo-Ethiopian war victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made ape noises and mimicked planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of fasces lictorii and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Mussolini became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>>344174
Weird how people hate it presumably because its overused and lost its value

Then they all go >lol underage go back to reddit/whatever site

like one guy did it and now everyone thinks its funny

>>344602
that is true

I saw il duce at a gelateria in Ancona yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued sipping my espresso, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen scoops of straciatella in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Duce, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took a handful of gelato and started putting numbers into the register, he stopped her and told her to add them each individually “to prevent any multiplicatory infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she added it all up and put them in a cone and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

He seems much more sympathetic than Hitler.

>>338342
Italians can't into war because they spent centuries farming their war out to mercenaries instead of forming state armies and then by the time the more modern standing armies start coming in in the 17th and 18th centuries they're too busy getting conquered by the other continental powers.

>>339667
I'd assume the dichotomy of the two is funny but that's a crazy idea.

>>346470
>After yielding to pressures from Hitler and the remaining loyal fascists who formed the government of the Republic of Salò, Mussolini helped orchestrate a series of executions of some of the fascist leaders who had betrayed him at the last meeting of the Fascist Grand Council. One of those executed was his son-in-law, Galeazzo Ciano. As Head of State and Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Italian Social Republic, Mussolini used much of his time to write his memoirs. Along with his autobiographical writings of 1928, these writings would be combined and published by Da Capo Press as My Rise and Fall. In an interview in January 1945 by Madeleine Mollier, a few months before he was captured and executed by Italian anti-fascist partisans, he stated flatly: "Seven years ago, I was an interesting person. Now, I am little more than a corpse." He continued: Yes, madam, I am finished. My star has fallen. I have no fight left in me. I work and I try, yet know that all is but a farce... I await the end of the tragedy and – strangely detached from everything – I do not feel any more an actor. I feel I am the last of spectators.

Dude didn't feel like going after the people who overthrew him and basically took leadership of the Salo Republic because the Nazis themselves would be shittier. His last days are honestly kind of sad.

He liked women with big boobs and fucked a ton of them.

>>345275
the last great ape

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>>342649
>HAHAHAHAHA I WAS TROLLING YOU! HAHAHAHA

>>345275

The funny thing is that even though this is copypasta, it's still just so something he would do.

>>343592
>Napoleon was 5'6"

That was average at the time. 5'7 is also fairly normal for Italians even now, let alone in Mussolini's time.

While we're adding to the list, Winston Churchill was 5'6 as well.

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Say what you will about the guy
but shit dude, he didn't deserve to go like that

I heard he helped the economy

>>347948
HOW DO U WANT YOUR FACE DUCE?

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>>347948
he caused the death of millions with his bullshit
i mean, it was ok to indirectly kill thousands of italians since they voted for him, but going on a negro killing spree just because "italo sdrong we oversea empire now!!" it's not only pathetic as fuck considering the losses they had and the time they needed (plus the aid of the axis main forces) but also pretty meaningless since there was nothing of value to be added to the "empire" in those god forsaken lands.

so good riddance i say... sic semper tyrannis

(also, if you want a fun fact - he was a left wing extremist, sharpshooter and journalist before going deep in politics)

>>344887
Post deleted, what did he say?

>>348815
He made a stupid green text joke where Mussolini had sex with a woman listening to his speech. The last line was "And that's how Chuck Norris was concived."

>>347948
Sounds like a pretty fitting death to me.

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>>348828
I kinda regret asking for it now, thanks though.

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Did not know a lot about him, but when i read the comments, he seems similar to Berlusconi.

>>348828
I want to read that so bad, hahah

>>333751
he didnt have much of a choice now did he

>>348852
>hahah

>>348872
fuck is your problem

>>348887
>>>/pol/

>>348907
complains about my comment, and then sends me to /pol/ you are as arrogant as a frenchman

>>341712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4

>>348963
Eva Braun was a cutie

>>347760
>donald trump shaves his head.gif

the resemblance is fucking uncanny

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>>349296
It's actually just Scipio trying to come back in some form or another.

>>339955
Fuckin sexy desu

>>346866
It wasn't me who posted it, but that was obvious bait and you should be ashamed of yourself for not getting it. When was the last time anyone fucking mentioned Chuck Norris on the internet.
The green text at the top indicated that the guy has been on 4chan for some time, you're dumb and the sooner you admit it, you can improve.

>>333712
He ate only crackers and drank milk for one year.

>>350292
Italian health dieting for obesity

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>>339079

Rest in rip my sides

>>339079
oh my fucking god, solid gold video.

>invade ethiopia
>lose 10k men to cattle herders with bows and arrows and 19th century rifles

he tried at least

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Against how many?

>>347948
He did