Huh, anon, it says here you're into philosophy. Care to

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>implying I will entertain your masturbatory abuse of the Socratic method
heh, pleb

I listen to Stefan Molyneux podcasts

Bronyism

Sometimes when I have the sniffles, I think of Slavoj Žižek.

>>3331315
positivist mindful growth mindset for maximizing tolerance in a competitive business environment sir. my life coach inspired me to have a strong work ethic and a forward-looking attitude, though it causes me to spout unasked for inspirational advice as a side-effect.

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>>3331325
Anon, what are you on about? Did you mean you're into Socrates? Which works did you read by him?
>>3331326
I think I've read about him a few years ago, isn't he a cult leader?
>>3331327
You mean like the pony show? My daughter watches it, I sincerely hope you just mean you're a fan.
>>3331344
I don't mean to be rude, but do you mind taking a drug test?

Hhhm, anon, well, that interesting but how about we finish here and we'll call you back later, ok? Great.

>>3331362
Is >>3331345 too hard for you?

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>>3331345
>>3331374
Your application has been denied

>>3331382
I won't apply to a job in a company where basics of philosophy are not understood.

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Nihilism my dude nothing matters lmao

I don't even care for this job lol I'm too smart for this anyway

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I'm into pragmatism. It's the story of my life, the authors I've read, the people I've met. What about you? Can you state yourself by the name of a philosophy stream?

>>3331315
oh i just tend to look at things positively you know. a half full glass instead of a half empty one if you catch my drift :)

>>3331315
queer HIV positivism

>>3331315
Well Mr M, I read a variety of philosophy, though I have to say the works of Plato are of particular interest of me. I think that Athens can be seen as a kind of microcosm of modern America...
*Gives you a firm handshake*
I'll hear back from you next week. Ciao.

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>>3331344
ohh im laffin