>he imagines himself a witty conversationalist, impressing

>>3308742
*she

S-stop it

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>>3308742
>he imagines teleporting into the past and changing history

I just want to write colums. I don't like talking with people

>>3308742
No, i always play dumb around normies

I actually imagine myself debating and stomping unworthy revisionists.

There was a thread on /his/ a long time ago about what 3 historical moments you could photograph if you could go back in history, and one I remember was "Shakespeare rehearsing with his actors", I thought that was really cool.

>>3308745
Slash. Thread.

>>3308742
I just like learning about the past

>>3308772
what a faggot you are

I want to be the abrasive history professor who nobody likes except for that one student who "gets it"

That students name was Albert Einstein

>>3310177
2070

>>3310177
Not one student spoke because of fear of being failed, since the professor took pleasure in failing his students for speaking out

Why is the janny so schizophrenic

>>3308755
delet this

>>3310177
Are you me

>>3308742

>implying I havent had the attention of normies before as they ask me to explain something in history

feels good man

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FUCKING STOP IT

>>3310177

And then an eagle swoops in and sheds a tear on the American flag, is this the right story?

>when a normie is being loudly wrong about something but you don't know if it's worth correcting them

"Ackshually..."

>>3310177
>>3310227
>>3310376
>reddit

>>3310394
"Um, actually..."

>>3308742
>he imagine he is one of the great man he admires and think about what he would do differently with the power of hindsight
You betas need a life

>>3310394
"Actually... Harrison did not die from pneumonia caused by giving a long speech in the rain, he actually died from dysentery because the White House's water supply ran along side the sewage causing the water t-"

>>3310405

If you do this more than twice, there's a serious chance that the person thinks you're going after them personally, and they get shitty

Yes yes they should shut up if they don't know what they're talking about etc. But it still makes a scene

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>>3308764
>you know anon if Hitler didnt meddle with his generals Germany would have won ww2!

>uh ya who knows...

>anon theres only two genders right?

>well uh technically yes but...

>thought so thanks smart anon!

jocks need to be gassed

>>3310464
Go for a jog, tubby.

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>>3310405
>not prefacing any and all interjections with "I also think [Insert direct contradiction of whatever stupid shit was said here]"
You're not real betas.

>>3308755
FUCK HE GOT ME

>>3308755
I do imagine myself in the past, but not teleported nor changing history.
I like to imagine what would life for me be like if I were born a venetian merchant, or a roman legionary, shit like that.

>>3308742
suck a cock

>>3308755
thankfully I've not sunk that low yet

>>3308742
One tenth of my shoehorned history shit hits a conversational home-run though.

>>3308755
I wish I could just see how people lived and behaved in various times, I don't want to change anything.

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>>3308742
>He imagines travelling to the past and impressing everyone with his knowledge and inventions

>>3311492
Thanks to chinese tattoos on paper, I can simply read and self-insert into existing imaginations, and therefore have no need to actually have a shred of own imagination.

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>>3308755
>he imagines teleporting into the past and changing history
>changing the past

Knowing the trajectory of history is whats going to keep my dynasty ahead for millennia ...

>>3308755
Why wouldn't I? It's a fun thought experiment

>>3310414
That usually happens when you interject into someone elses conversation that you aren't even a part of, or when you act pedantic.

delete this thread

>>3310414
but I am going after them personally

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>he imagines becoming great leader of his country and allying with Napoleon

>>3312277
which country is it

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>>3308755

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>he finds a girl who is actually interested in History and knows about the Bronze Age Collapse
>she doesn't want to be his gf

Is this some sort of sick joke?

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>he doesn't imagine ten random greek scholars being unwittingly time-portaled into his living room so he can show them the modern world and also buy them some pizzas

>>3315128
Fuck this would make a really good sitcom or even anime, i'd watch it

>You have to bail Socrates out of slammer because he got arrested for being a hobo harrassing random people on the street
>Diogenes jerks off 24/7, in the house, outside, and you constantly have to teach him to control himself
>Aristophanes is that annoying, witty guy with all the bad puns that nobody likes (and is secretly tsundere for Socrates)
>real life Symposion in the living room
>special guest of surprise Alcibiadies who storms in the middle of night with pizza and hookers

>>3311492
I wouldn't be able to impress anyone at the time, but I do imagine going back to ancient Greece and writing a book with all my high school level science knowledge and freaking out future generations as they slowly realize I was somehow right about everything.

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>>3315128
Fuck are you me

>>3308742

I only write long articles in a personal blog. In Internet forums I just like to troll people.

>>3308742
>He imagines dating a girl from a certain time period because of the fashion style at the time

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>>3316140
You're talking about Minoans aren't you.

>>3316176
You know me too well

>>3315168
Aristocrates is best ship.

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>he imagines going back in time so that instead of being considered a manlet he'll just be considered below average height compared to those around him

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>>3308742
>he posts awful /int/ threads

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>>3308742
>he imagines commanding the hussites to victory besides Zizka

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>>3308755
Now this truly bothers me a lot. Fucking hate what if fags