How do I meet God (or the gods)? How do I form a relation

>>3305729
Not a question anyone here will help you with

Ask a holy man

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>>3305729

Strap 30lbs of plastic explosives onto yourself and walk right into a public space and you'll get a free chance to meet Allah.

>>3305729
Hey there little human, why do you want to meat me and what exactely do you mean by "relation"? it better not be some sodomical stuff!

DMT is a solid choice, though I prefer to metaphysically expand the meaning of god myself, it's really all up to you on what level of "deep" you want to be on.

>>3305740
I don't believe that anyone, anywhere has the answers you want. That question is probably only answered by looking within yourself.

Read some literature.

>>3305729
Pray. Read the works of whatever deity you believe in.

>>3305729
You can't meet god in this world anymore that's part of history.

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>>3305729
>>3305740
>>3305942

>How do I meet God (or the gods)?

Hi, I'm a god. I smoke pot and browse 4chan.

When I tell people I'm a god it just makes them angry because I guess they think gods (even mortal gods) owe regular mortals things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6wmDBz8H_Q

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>>3305784
>I don't believe that anyone, anywhere has the answers you want.

Nah, that's not true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o43_1Ccjvt4

>>3305729

>>>/x/

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>>3307489

> >>>/x/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG7VtVr4eFw

>>3305729
Last time i checked we are all gods.