[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Historically, has there ever existed a seemingly innocuous, poor,

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 184
Thread images: 33

File: 971.png (1MB, 1400x700px) Image search: [Google]
971.png
1MB, 1400x700px
Historically, has there ever existed a seemingly innocuous, poor, and powerless figure like Christian Weston Chandler who has had so much attention given and documentation written about their life due to how ridiculous and funny this person was?
Diogenes comes to mind, but i'm pretty sure he wasn't literally autistic
>>
He's a testament to the failures of our mental health system.
>>
>>3290489
Charles the II and horny horny Ann Frank come to mind
>>
This depresses the shit out of me.
I bet he wasn't even that much more autistic then a regular child when he was that young like that
>>
>>3290489
Court jesters used to do the same job back in the day.
>>
>>3290518
>I bet he wasn't even that much more autistic then a regular child when he was that young like that
He literally believes cartoons are real in a parallel universe. He was always debilitatingly autistic.
>>
>>3290497
his parents literally homeschooled him for a time to avoid the intervention of the mental healthcare system.
>>
>>3290529
Yes, but his parents certainly didn't help the situation.
>>
>>3290530
No, they didn't. They switched schools because they thought the principal was trying to rape him and was going to lock Chris up in an asylum.
>>
>>3290520
true, but jesters usually had talents. at least that's my understanding of it.
they weren't mentally handicapped or autistic, right?
>>
Future historians will thoroughly analyze Chris chan's life and wonder what kind of twisted society could produce such a person.
>>
>>3290489
jesus
>>
>>3290544
they'll certainly have the sources to do so:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki
>>
>>3290489
>>
File: chris_chan_straw.jpg (13KB, 233x204px) Image search: [Google]
chris_chan_straw.jpg
13KB, 233x204px
>>
>>3290561
/ourguy/
Seriously though I wonder if he was just pretending, I mean he had a business and well put together life before he did all the emporer shit
>>
Munchausen?
>>
The posterboy for abortion
>>
>>3290591
Munchausen wasn't particularly autistic or weird. He was just a liar.
>>
>>3290529
I used to think that too after hearing that black hole meme.

>>3290518
He was apparently a normal child until his parents hired a shit babysitter that locked him in a closet for hours because he was making too much noise. He apparently stopped speaking for months after that.
>>
>The current state of CWC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXDZH-FhGGc&t=861s
>>
I'm pretty sure famous people working in the world of mental illness have diaries full of detail about the daily lives of their patients, maybe covering their entire lifespan.
>>
>>3290660
one of the more interesting recent events is that chris is now apparently being prescribed valium (or is borrowing from barb). it might limit his chimpouts, but i don't think chris understands how to use anything responsibly.
>>3290673
yea, but i'm more interested in the community build around chris chan that hawks over his every autistic move for personal enjoyment, and not a doctor who is doing their job
>>
File: 1490169477116.png (194KB, 591x462px) Image search: [Google]
1490169477116.png
194KB, 591x462px
>>3290561
Good call
>>
>>3290497
I wonder when I can do a paper on him. My issues in mental health class has us dividing up into groups for our big end of term project and we're doing substance abuse, and my substance abuse class is doing the same thing but my group is doing adolescents.
Boring.
I really want to do something on /r9k/ and CWC-alikes. I'm leaning towards going for my Bachelor's and Master's in substance abuse but the internet-addicted waifu-ist is a brave, new frontier of mental health to study.
>>
>>3290529
>He literally believes cartoons are real in a parallel universe.
So did I until I was 12 and my social worker sent me to counseling to dispel the notion.
>>
>>3290489
Interesting op. I had never heard about him but the fact that I have and I dont surf the Internet weird places is a sign he is "famous"
>>
>>3290489
https://sonichu.com/cwcki
1761 articles dedicated to his life. He's probably among the best documented figures in history.
>>
>>3291091
Holy shit, it's still going. I remember stopping following CWC by the time the Asperchu thing ended, and then the last I heard of him was that he had went tranny. Fucking hell he is just depressing now.
>>
>>3291020
Do it anon.
>>
>>3291020
Some guy did a video documentary on him for his school
>>
>>3291020
do it nigga
>>
>>3290489
there's nothing left of him... just chicken nuggets
>>
>>3290563
according to /ic/ his feet are actually drawn somewhat decent
>>
File: Anne Frank x Charles II.jpg (151KB, 575x901px) Image search: [Google]
Anne Frank x Charles II.jpg
151KB, 575x901px
>>3290512
DON'T YOU DARE
>>
So he's still alive? I thought his infected taint wound would have killed him by now
>>
>>3291306
yeah you'd think the bugs that killed his dad would have made a nest up in there
>>
File: autism.png (1MB, 1111x1333px) Image search: [Google]
autism.png
1MB, 1111x1333px
>>3291306
He's making money out of his fame.

Seriously, people are buying signed autographs for $25 a piece on ebay or "sonichu original art" for $150 and he sold his retarded totem to some autist on /v/ for $1500.
>>
>>3291339
Hardly. He's terrible with money along with his dementia hoarder mother. Whenever he runs out of money to pay bills because he bought $1000 of toys and games before halfway into the month he auctions off random shit. Half the time he doesn't even ship the stuff he listed and sold either out of incompetence or selfishness, so anons do chargebacks on him which pisses him off.
>>
File: 1495594527414.jpg (448KB, 1323x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1495594527414.jpg
448KB, 1323x2048px
No
>>
>>3291400
I dunno why, but seeing his mom and dad there just makes me sad.
>>
>>3291436
Is his mom dead yet?
>>
>>3291400
>He actually put Bob there

Some humanity amidst the autism.
>>
>>3291444
Not yet.
>>
>>3291400

There is some mercy to the fact that Bob never had to see Chris go full SJW tranny going to fag bars dressed in a bikini and getting taint piercings. Barb has quickly advancing dementia so her memories will soon be wiped.
>>
>>3290529
I mean, if there are infinite universes, then he's actually right...
>>
File: 1310634174730.jpg (111KB, 636x599px) Image search: [Google]
1310634174730.jpg
111KB, 636x599px
>>3290563
>>
File: saturn.jpg (145KB, 892x1024px) Image search: [Google]
saturn.jpg
145KB, 892x1024px
>>3291937
>>
File: richard lawrence.jpg (312KB, 1529x2568px) Image search: [Google]
richard lawrence.jpg
312KB, 1529x2568px
>>3290561
similar
>>
>>3290497
Him and his family have always actively resisted it.
>>
>>3290497
Besides, I would be very careful about giving the mental health system too much power. For them to be able to reach Chris despite his efforts would imply a lot of power.
>>
>>3291945
my sides
who drew this?
this is now my laptop wallpaper
>>
CWC is the body without organs
>>
>>3292136
Explain Deleuze to me NOW
>>
>>3290489
Everything Diogenes did screamed aspergers
>>
>>3291300
this is a super specific fetish
>>
>>3291931
but there aren't, he's autistic
>>
>>3292211

Do you think CWC would be able to match wits with the great thinkers of our time? Diogenes was a performance artist.
>>
>>3290579
He became emperor after going bankrupt. Could have driven him crazy...
>>
File: amazing1.jpg (274KB, 620x400px) Image search: [Google]
amazing1.jpg
274KB, 620x400px
>>3291339
Not sure what to feel
>>
>>3291339
this is how the first religions were made, some hermit coming up with skitz tales about gods and carving bizarre figurines of them
>>
File: 1492635528229.jpg (31KB, 449x473px) Image search: [Google]
1492635528229.jpg
31KB, 449x473px
>>3295298
>tfw religion was invented by an autistic caveman who was a fanboy of stories about Sky Daddy on the campfire
>>
>>3291478
Bob enabled it all, I wouldn't be surprised if he's the only man Chris likes
>>
Chris Chan's story is a tragedy unironically on the level of Shakespeare's and Sophocles' best work.
A child whose brain admittedly worked a little slower than the others and probably was autstic coaxed into a lifestyle of degeneracy (not /pol/ degeneracy, I mean it in the actual term of the word), ignorance, and selfishness. A creature who instead of pursuing some kind of life chooses to merely exist among pleasure. He reminds me of a Dostoevskian villain in a sense, someone whose main goal is to eliminate all suffering and unhappiness through material and worldly happiness.
In a way I think he reminds us that yes, while it's fun to get comfy and shitpost all day while just vegetating and enjoying pleasures in life, a life that consists of nothing but these pleasures will turn us into a monster that would disgust us, with the added horror of lacking so much self awareness we wouldn't even be able to see what we'd have become.
That's why people on 4chan love and are fascinated by Chris: there, but for the grace of god, go we.
>>
>>3291945
This is fucking amazing
>>
>>3295645
He has actually slid into /pol/'s definition of degeneracy tho
>>
>>3290518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
>>
>>3290541
Sometimes they were nutty, sometimes they weren't.
>>3295399
Bob needs to cut that damn internet.
>>
>>3291444
No, but shes circling the drain.

She used to be quite heavy, but in recent pictures she looks emaciated.
>>
>>3291931
Infinite universes don't imply everything happens.
>>
>>3296153
They literally do.
>>
/cow/ had a thread on this a few years ago. There was one guy who was put in a cage and had fireworks thrown at him for shits and giggles.
>>
the first lolcow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
>>
>>3295645
>naive autistic
>all he wants to do is make a comic about some mashed together video game characters
>he gets exposed to the internet
>extremely gullible, so he believes almost everything he's told
>exposed to more and more shit
>in the span of 10 years (Jesus christ) he goes from childlike moron to creepy loner to self mutilating cross dresser (he is most definitely not trans)

I wonder what Chris ' s life would have been like if the Game Place picture was never taken?
>>
>>3297328
>In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving his death sufficiently.

/ourguy/?
>>
>>3290673
From a 19th century book called "Excessive Venery, Masturbation and Continence".
>>
>>3292009
Anon the mental health care system isn't what it was 100 years ago. The reality is that those who have mental illness, nowadays mostly just end up homeless because we barely have a system in place to take care of them.

Do you know how many patients we had in mental hospitals in the 1970s? Half a million. Now? About 25,000. This is one of the great failures of our society that we've let this happen to these people. Even John Locke, the champion of limited government, believed the mentally ill should be taken care of by the state because it was the state's duty to take care of those who are incapable of taking care of themselves.
>>
>>3297525
>waaaahh everyone can't be diagnosed with (((schizophrenia))) and thrown in loony bins

Deinstitutionalization happened in response to Soviet abuses of psychiatry through the 70s.
>>
>>3297543
I don't want people to be locked up like an animal, I want people to be properly treated. The brain is an organ like any other, and when it's malfunctioning then it prevents you from living a fully functional life. And the reality is most of our mentally ill are being left on the streets or are in prison, the latter being exactly the strawman you're proposing just with the cage being a different building.

And what really happened is Reagan repealed the MHSA of 1980, and everyone was quite literally let loose. I'm not saying we should romanticize the bygone asylum days, but the complete defunding of community care as well has left these people in horrible conditions.
>>
>>3296156
No they don't, not if the probability of something happening is zero
>>
>>3296156
No you idiot. Infinite universes imply that everything possible happens somewhere, but not everything at all. In some universe Rome never fell, in another WW2 never happened, and in another one Moot is a tranny, but there's not a universe where people are made of fire because fire can't be arranged into a living sapient organism. Same with cartoons.
>>
>>3291020
That sounds like a really interesting idea. I'd honestly want to read it if you ever did write a paper on him.
>>
File: s52.jpg (167KB, 500x625px) Image search: [Google]
s52.jpg
167KB, 500x625px
>>3291945
>Saturn
Rip.
>>
>>3290489
Daniel Johnston is Christian Weston Chandler done right.
>>
>>3291909
Considering his bizarre amount of homophobia in the past, it makes one wonder if it was a desperate front. That living with an old republican codger forced him to suppress his own curiosities about being feminine. Go through years of trauma from trolling, dad dies, now this could be his own retarded form of healing.
>>
>>3290682
>but i don't think chris understands how to use anything responsibly.
from what i know, he's smart enough to pay loans and shit on time, so he might be able to take it kinda responsibly
>>
>>3297605
>moot isn't a tranny
he is the little girl now, he's just too shy to tell
>>
>>3297605
>projecting your pre-conceived notions of reality onto universes with different laws of physics
Oh ye of little mental capacity.
>>
>>3297654
Stop posting, you don't know what you're talking about
>>
>>3291080
>I dont surf the Internet weird places
This is the internet weird place, newfag.
>>
>>3297616
>talking shit about Bob

I will smash your teeth into jelly
>>
File: Drachenlord.jpg (79KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Drachenlord.jpg
79KB, 1920x1080px
>>3290489
Drachenlord
>>
>>3297328
>At age 50, Dexter authored A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress, in which he complained about politicians, the clergy and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without punctuation and seemingly random capitalization. Dexter initially handed his book out for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times.[2] In the second edition, Dexter added an extra page which consisted of 13 lines of punctuation marks with the instructions that readers could distribute them as they pleased.[7]

Based
>>
>>3297710
metallmenschen
>>
>>3295399
Bob, Santa Claus (who he believed in until age 25), both Presidents Bush and Obama, Red Skelton, Jerry Seinfeld and basically any male entertainer were the only men he's admitted to being okay with. And also straight guys who date black chicks because they're not gay and they're not taking the white women that he wants away from him.
>>
>>3290489
emperor norton i

>He reemerged in September 1859, laying claim to the position of Emperor of the United States.[8] He had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him; nevertheless, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.

>Though some considered him insane or eccentric,[9] citizens of San Francisco celebrated his regal presence and his proclamations, such as his order that the United States Congress be dissolved by force and his numerous decrees calling for a bridge connecting San Francisco to Oakland, and a corresponding tunnel to be built under San Francisco Bay.
>>
>>3296156
>he doesn't understand that infinite and all don't mean the same thing
What a brainlet
>>
>>3291233
The videos where he had his mother's decrepit, barely clinging on to life pseudo-corpse begging for money are legit unnerving.
>>
>>3290604
That's not how autism works. It was just a coincidence that he had a shit babysitter around the time autism starts to show symptoms.
>>
>>3297873
meddll
>>
>>3290489
Beetlejuice (Lester Green) may fit into this category. Though Beetle is the fucking man, unlike this shithead
>>
>>3296156
wrong
>>
Not even this >>3296156 anon but i have to ask. What makes you
>>3297603
>>3297605
>>3298137
>>3298220
Jackasses so absolutely knowledgable of infinite universes? Infinity is an unfathomable amount to the human brain and here you retards are affirming that not only do you know the universes stretch infinitely but you are aware of all the possible occurences therein because you're just that smart.

Get off your highhorse anon. Grow up and admit to yourself, if no one else, that you don't know everything and maybe there's a universe of talking butterflies.
>>
>>3298350
>a universe of talking butterflies
Ok, I'm >>3296156 and even I think that sounds a little farfetched.
>>
File: king homer.gif (168KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]
king homer.gif
168KB, 375x375px
>>3291339

>package arrives safe despite being packed in two boxes duct taped together with trash as packing material
>>
>>3298406
Not only is there a universe that has talking butterflies but the existence of one such universe presupposes the existence of infinite such universes.

In one universe they're mere symbiotic organisms that live alongside humans. In another talking butterfly hitler waged war on his talking butterfly world.
>>
I hope he lives long and generates a following
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503832576527.webm
>>
>>3297573
If the mental illness has no negative effects on the quality of the patients life, its not really an illness, just a condition. Also when the treatment would cause more suffering than life with the symptoms, the patient should be left to live as they want. Certain conditions are incurable as well, e.g. autism. Living in an institution is often much more damaging in itself than being left "untreated". While a certain condition may be cured, others may be developed due incarceration.
>>
>>3299647
> If the mental illness has no negative effects on the quality of the patients life, its not really an illness, just a condition
Americans
>>
>>3297721
>>
>>3291400
Those two characters on the upper right look like paired tibetan deities
>>
>>3291020
Shit son I thought about doing a short articles about Chris. I'm pretty big into doing microhistory and detailing the lives of Chris would be so interesting but I doubt I could ever get published for this crap.
>>
>>3297328
>lolcow
holy shit that word brings me back
>>
>>3299860
He's not wrong.

If it doesn't cause you problems, it's not an illness.

Chris-chan has an illness.
>>
>>3295645
>/his/ - History & Humanities
>>
>>3299999
>>
>>3292235
>implying CWC isnt the greatest thinker of our time
>>
>>3290552
>>3290544

>future historians

why not us?
>>
We should send space probes out that store the full cwc wiki. Just imagine what the aliens would translate and learn, they'd probably cordon off our solar system due to the evil of filth that lives within it.
>>
>>3297573

Only the most autistic Autists end up needing group homes, most can be cared for by their parents then be helped by helpers a few days a week. Full time care is pointless and too expensive.
>>
>>3299574
>those laughs when he's interviewed
>>
>>3299647
>Living in an institution is often much more damaging in itself than being left "untreated". While a certain condition may be cured, others may be developed due incarceration.

Again that's why I also brought up community care, which was something Kennedy pushed for and Carter signed into law before Reagan repealed it. I know some conditions can't be cured, but they can at least be treated and have their impact lessened.
>>
>>3300084

In fairness I was speaking of all mental illness in that case, not simply autism.
>>
File: 1503421273306.jpg (147KB, 448x597px) Image search: [Google]
1503421273306.jpg
147KB, 448x597px
"Konnichiwa senpai. Please notice me. I watch asian cartoons. I'm a weeaboo. I live at my mom's house. I'm like 32. I collect swords and throwing stars. Yes I'm a weeaboo."
>>
>>3297328
>>3297721
>>3299884
i didn't know that [s4s] was shitposting during the american revolution
>>
>>3299939
I see shit from relatively recently (say 2013) and sit in awe on how much this place has changed yet remained the same.
>>
What crimes can Chris-chan be charged for? I was reading up on his cats, and what he is doing to Sorbet is just awful.
>>
>>3290529
A lot of kids do.
>>
>>3297603
>Thinks that if the probability of something happening is zero, then it won't happen
Had a good chuckle m8. Now go read a freshman-level probability textbook and ingest cyanide, fucking retard.
>>
>>3297328
Drexler wasn't a lolcow, he was the real world Forrest Gump. A bumbling retard that somehow stumbled into immense wealth.
>>
>>3291945
Simply remarkable
>>
>>3297328

a good parallel wold be that Chris Chan was lucky enough to attract the attention of a hollywood producer interested into making a movie about his horrible life, like The Disaster Artist skiping the book part.
>>
>>3291339
>Size: Big
>>
File: wo.jpg (151KB, 767x581px) Image search: [Google]
wo.jpg
151KB, 767x581px
>>3299914
>Plot twist: Sonichu is a melting pot and a revisit of multiple myths from all the world.
>>
>>3299860
I'm European. Do you have a counterargument?
>>
File: 1.jpg (291KB, 563x759px) Image search: [Google]
1.jpg
291KB, 563x759px
>>3301550
>>
>>3301978

that is one of the most shocking images i have ever seen
>>
>>3301978
Top kek
>>
>>3301978
>be me
>die
>enter the bardo
>see this
>>
File: magic.png (226KB, 468x345px) Image search: [Google]
magic.png
226KB, 468x345px
>>3301978
It's all oger now.
>>
File: 1492739895812.gif (2MB, 201x239px) Image search: [Google]
1492739895812.gif
2MB, 201x239px
>>3301978
>>
>>3301978
>that antinomyt
Tantric af
>>
>>3302191
*antinomy
>>
File: 237_EmperorConstnatineIX.jpg (111KB, 275x298px) Image search: [Google]
237_EmperorConstnatineIX.jpg
111KB, 275x298px
>>3291400
This actually makes me feel really bad for him. He's trapped in his childhood, but his mother is dying. Does anyone know how is dad is doing?

What happens to severely autistic people when their parents die?
>>
>>3302208
>Does anyone know how is dad is doing?
He's dead
>>
>>3302208
Bob is already dead.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Chandler#Cause_of_death
>>
File: sadinsurgent.jpg (47KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]
sadinsurgent.jpg
47KB, 700x525px
>>3302217
>>3302219
So, what happens now?
>>
>>3302222
Memes aside I unironically think CWC is an example of the failures of the modern world and modern parenting.

There are probably thousands of other cases out there, some as extreme as this one, some lesser, some maybe worse.

It's obvious that the way he was raised with all the attention on him and his parents projecting their own problems and insecurities on him, plus our modern careless society where human beings have no value have settled the basis for him to end like this.

Then, his own wrong choices afterwards.

I feel pity for him
>>
>>3302222
Now Chris is suffering for the sins of the father
>>
>>3290579
Mental breakdown, obvs
>>
>>3291252
Link?
>>
File: 1503567051722.jpg (23KB, 620x576px) Image search: [Google]
1503567051722.jpg
23KB, 620x576px
>>3295645
Beautiful, really made me think anon
>>
>>3302243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI
>>
>>3296156
This encourages the autism
>>
>>3297607
If I do I'll put it up on google docs and make a /cwc/ thread to link it
>>
File: 1445067293405.jpg (6KB, 249x203px) Image search: [Google]
1445067293405.jpg
6KB, 249x203px
>>3299884
This guy knew how to prank
>>
>>3302249
It's an extremely amateur documentary - I understand that they only had 20 minutes to prepare, but the editing was fucking atrocious and more in lines with getting lulz from 13 year olds than making a point. If they bothered watching a real documentary in their lives they could have taken real advantage of this opportunity; as it stands, this is some amateur attempt at low-key making fun of Chris.
There's a bit of baiting on braveryjerk's part with the race shit, but Chris isn't exactly innocent.
Chris is a tragic figure at heart, a prime example of the failing of parenting and the effect of a child who consumes media without any moderation to the point of total deviation from the societal norm.
Indeed, Chris is the logical extreme of any /r9k/ subject; delusional, hateful, bitter, resentful, isolated, and depressed. This is what happens when a child whose parents largely ignore them latches on to cartoons and fantasy and builds an imaginary world inside their own head, then loses their grip on reality; every negative social interaction becomes a tragic event to them and he cannot function. I cannot stress how delusional he is about everything. He recounts events, but never takes any responsibility for them; he pleads for kindness and admonishes hate, but he doesn't really understand these ideas beyond what he learned of them as a child.
Seriously, the camera man can eat dog shit. What a fucking faggot. This is the worst 'documentary' I've ever seen and if I were a teacher at any level I'd give it a C - passing because the subject is interesting, but the piss-poor editing and camera work really drags it down.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s&t=555s

this one was better
>>
>>3302243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
>>
>>3302228

CWC is when all bad factors combine:

- uninterested/incapable parents
- uninterested school
- incapable healthcare system
- access to the internet

It all came together to create him.
>>
>>3296156
All of you can stfu about parralel universes. There has been no proof of their existence outside of a misunderstanding of amathematical equation where given that x = the number of universes, and you set x to infinity, then infinite universes must exist.
t. brainlets want fairyland to be a thing and wont accept that this reality is the only reality.
/sage
>>
>>3297468
IS masturbation a mental health issue if when given the opportunity to fuck a female you wank instead?
>>
>>3302500
>>3302510
Got 5 minutes in and it was kino compared to the other one.
>>
>>3302863
The school tried to put him in special ed but his parents sued and then changed school districts.
>>
>>3302934
>IS masturbation a mental health issue if when given the opportunity to fuck a female you wank instead?
Yeah, dumbass, it IS.
>tfw you will never get offered a hot little piece to stop your excessive, disruptive masturbation
>they'll throw you in jail to get raped by dudes after labeling a sex offender charge on you
>people will vandalize your residence when they see you've been labeled a sex offender for wanking in public a few times
>still excessively masturbate
>get thrown into a mental facility and drugged up until your a zombie
>the only comfort you have is in masturbating in the few moments of lucidity
Moral of the story is don't masturbate excessively.
>>
>>3303453
>Moral of the story is don't masturbate excessively.
easier said then done.
>>
>>3303516
I had a dream last night, anon. I was jerking off so much, so fervently, that I had nothing left.
Yet I still struggled to reach orgasm. My arms ached, my body hurt, my dick felt like beef jerky. Still I kept wanking.
I woke up and vowed that I would succeed with a second day of not masturbating.
I failed twice.
I don't know how to stop short of therapy, but with god as my witness I will.
Do you think Christian wanks a lot? How does he do it now that he's ripped a gaping wound in his crotch?
>>
>>3304608
>Do you think Christian wanks a lot? How does he do it now that he's ripped a gaping wound in his crotch?
He doesn't. The hardest part of a transition is you can't reach orgasm (ever).

Keep strong anon, overcoming a temptation as strong as masturbation is the first step in becoming a man. (tip: avoid any thoughts or sights even vaguely sexual. If you have a thought and it beginst to get hot and bothered, abort it immediately or distract yourself with something else. Boredom is the catalyst for masturbation.)
>>
>>3303453
>wanting to 'fuck' an old hag
Disgusting
>>
File: 1440171835782.jpg (27KB, 705x696px) Image search: [Google]
1440171835782.jpg
27KB, 705x696px
>>3301978
WTF IS THAT THING
>>
>>3301262
The integers are an infinite set, but they don't contain 1.5.
>>
>>3301978
How much bad karma does this equals to?
>>
File: 1472170349190.jpg (29KB, 230x367px) Image search: [Google]
1472170349190.jpg
29KB, 230x367px
>>3301262
calm down pal, did someone hurt you?
>>
File: Sonichu.png (3MB, 1572x1556px) Image search: [Google]
Sonichu.png
3MB, 1572x1556px
>>3304879
>>3302126
>>3302114
>>3302042
>>3301978
>>3301985
>>3301978
>>3301550
>>3299914
>>
>>3305876
Thanks for the screencap, /v/.
>>
>>3301978

is this funny?

I'm not asian enough to know
>>
>>3290489
we /cow/ now?
>>
>>3305997
I love /his/
-t. /cow/ mod.
>>
>>3302500
I've known about chrischan since 2010 but I never pursued any sort of deeper understanding.
This truly blew my mind.
>>
>>3306019
I got permibanned there for a stolen get attempt

t. wade davis
>>
>>3305876
First time a shitty OC I made becomes a screencap

Nice
>>
File: 3DANGEL.gif (539KB, 420x363px) Image search: [Google]
3DANGEL.gif
539KB, 420x363px
>>3305876
Good Anon. Here's a little angel for you.
>>
>>3290591
Nah, he was pretty smart apparently, just a compulsive liar. He was so popular because he was an amazing storyteller.
>>
>>3306059
WADE
A
D
E
Thread posts: 184
Thread images: 33


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.