Tell me about some /x/-tier or supernatural events happened

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>>3284225
Jesus of Nazareth rising from the dead.

>>3284231
>happened in history

https://www.fanfiction.net/

>>3284273
>implying it didnt
Ye of so little faith

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter

>>3284225
A bunch of almost hairless apes went from picking berry bushes to launching a rocket to the moon in around 4000 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518

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>>3284225
>Tell me about some /x/-tier or supernatural events happened in history?

Great Pyramid of Giza is at the speed of light in latitude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG7VtVr4eFw

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>>3284225

In 1853, early Free Love advocate and radical Spiritualist preacher John Murray Spear confined himself to a shed with some of his closest followers and constructed out of magnets, wires, and clockwork what they hoped would be a New Messiah, an electro-mechanical deity they called the New Motive Power. After nine months, Spear ritually "birthed" his new god and threw the switch on it. What he learned next so disturbed him that he immediately took the thing apart, hid the parts, burned his blueprints, and never spoke of it again.

>>3284295
There's nothing /x-tier about that. Besides your years are totally off.

>>3284284
>is relationships with his wife, daughter, and son also suffered. This became evident when he started telling visitors that his wife had died (despite the fact that she was still alive) and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost.

That's cold mang.

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>>3284284
>fouder mister printer the Nowing ones complane of my book the fust edition had no stops I put in A Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese
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>>3284225
>1788 colonial America or some shit
>Out camping in the Spaniards land
>Wake up late in the star filled night
>My wife also wake up
>As we look out of the tent this coyote it.. it..
>Stood up on it's hind legs and the fucker fucked my wife right infront of me

This is supposedly the reason I was so wild as a child.

>>3284847
colonial united states*

>>3284295

The real question is the amount of hair of aliums that build the Giza pyramids ~500 years earlier.

>>3284537
Sounds like valis desu

>>3284537

What he saw was the first meme ever, and it was beautiful

>>3284273
>tip

>no one posted this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event

>>3284537
the machine simply didn't meet his expectations there was no disturbing revelation it simply fucked up

>>3285023
Nothing paranormal about a fucking meteor.

>>3284225
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

>>3284505
No it isn't

Those numbers dont line up at all

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WW II never happened

Not supernatural just a wild coincidence, but how the Pope, De Nogaret, and Philip IV all died before the end of the year after the stake burning of the Templar grand master.

>>3285121
Still haven't figured that easy one out? Lol

>>3284273
dipp
:DDDD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend

>>3284231
Show me extra-biblical proof and I'll believe you.

What was that event where a bunch of medieval people saw spaceships battling it out in the sky?

>>3285375
was it aliens anon

>>3285023
lucky that it landed in uninhabited siberia rather than literally any other place on earth

>>3285450
There was no such thing.

>>3284295
What? When that happened?

>>3285450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_celestial_phenomenon_over_Nuremberg

>>3285418
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1593_transported_soldier_legend

spooky

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit

>>3285477

It was and maybe still is more probable than in some large settlement. Also, some sciencefag could know if it's more probable, due earth rotating,athmosphere and other things, for some space junk to hit "horizontally aligned" land area like Russia than "vertically aligned" like Chile.

>>3284295
>4000 years
what are you doing on the /his/ board?

>>3284537
It told him that traps are gay, and he couldnt handle it

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>>3285123
>No it isn't
>Those numbers dont line up at all

Yes it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUt3bUV9JY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdI0QzcWfio

>>3284312
Not actually all that weird. They straight up wrote where they were going on the tree. "Croatoan" was an island not far to the South of the colony that had a native tribe living on it. The weirdest part about it all was that there was no physical evidence to substantiate what happened. But the most likely course of events was a bunch of colonists that didn't know the new land that well endured a harsh winter and decided to abandon their colony and get friendly with the locals that seemed to know a thing or two about surviving. The reason it was considered so strange at the time despite croatoan being a pretty obvious clue was that no one wanted to think that a bunch of supposedly culturally superior Europeans would willingly abandon their civilized colony to live with savages, hence the huge mystery of the colony and the oddly light skinned and friendly natives to the south

>>3285470
No, just hypothermia. The wiki article even talks about it. Ever heard of snow burn?

The only thing remotely "strange", and only in an unlikely versus likely wat, is that the meteor didn't hit water.

>>3286229
Don't answer him for me you fuck

>>3286162
>They straight up wrote where they were going on the tree. "Croatoan" was an island not far to the South of the colony that had a native tribe living on it.

But it did not say "We are leaving to got to Croatoan." It just had the one word.

Possible interpretations, based on a one word message, include but are not limited to:

"We are abandoning the colony and going to Crotoan."

"We are being attacked and overrun by savages form Croatoan, avenge us, wish I had time to carve more than this on a tee but busy being slaughtered like dogs."

"I want to carve 'Croatoan' on this tree for reasons that have nothing to do with abandoning the colony, which will happen in a few months for reasons I have not foreseen."

"Aliums abducting us all, the bastards on Croatoan told them our women are particularly juicy."

Various bits of scattered evidence suggest at least some of the colonists wound up surprisingly far inland, but nothing is conclusive. Any number of things could have forced an evacuation of the colony, to Croatoan initially or elsewhere. Disease, an ultimatum from the Croatoans to get moving, an ultimatum from somebody else to get moving, a hurricane, etc. could all be the cause. It is not particularly mysterious that a colony failed -- but we don't know exactly what wiped this one out.

Still, because the colony vanished, there was an outdoor drama about it; and because there was an outdoor drama about it, a young actor named Andy Griffith got his start; and because Andy Griffith got his start as an actor, he eventually made "Mattlock;" and because of THAT I got to be in a TV show many years ago. So it was not a total loss.

>>3286055
O god not this senseless faggot again

Nobody cares about your self reinforcing fairy tales. Quit posting Bible passages as if it's any different than citing a paragraph from one of Janet evanovich's latest smut books

>>3285126
>Alzheimer

>>3285023
>large meteor in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere disintegrates before it hits earth

Am I missing something?

>>3286286
>>3286229
what about the dudes who got flattened?

>>3285375
Nice bait

>>3286229
>Hypothermia

Definitely explains why they had blunt force trauma injuries inside their bodies but no external wounds. Also levels of radiation. You're so smart anon, I'm glad you posted.

There apparently was a whale in Constantinople that fucked with the shipping into and out of the Bosphorous for over 50 years in the 6th century. It also used to attack people, until it accidentally beached itself in the harbor and was hacked to death by pissed off locals

>>3284505
>>3285123

Depends on what units you use.

>>3284284

>1 INT 1 LUCK run

i would've accused him of being a luck succubus if i lived then

>>3285375
"At lest Adams still lives."

Sounds of the gods deserting the city before Alexandria fell to the Caesar formerly known as Octavian.

Visions of Constantine before defeating Licinius.

And he other analogous incidents that seemed to go on all the time back then...

>>3284537
That sounds retarded

>>3284596
>caned his wife after faking his death and seeing her dry-eyed at the funeral
Even colder

>>3285704
>ywn have a green loli

>>3286294
Yea but years later colonists found a bunch of honkey lookin injuns with mayo ass names like Smith and John

>>3284225
They still haven't opened the files on Area 51 to the public. WTF is up with that.

>>3284505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHCHEykUxP4&feature=youtu.be&t=6m37s

>>3286055
yes'm

>>3287434
Sauce pls

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the immortal count or count of st german is a always a fun to read about desu

I love spooky /his/ threads. BUMP

Rasputin

nigger got stabbed in the gut in an assassination attempt and lived, later he was invited to someone's house where the hosts fed him cyanide filled cake and wine, he didn't seem affected so they shot him in the head, then they threw his body in the river. the cause of death was officially labelled as drowning, and when he was cremated his body sat upright.

he was the main source of inspiration for M. Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable, the main character's weakness being water.

>>3284470
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

>>3284273
le ebin atheist. let me guess, you believe in communism and multicultural societys work better than nationalistic ethno states?

>>3284295
4000?

>>3288374
Fun fact, he nearly made it out of the sack they put him in when they threw him out in the river.
he only sat up straight because of tendons pulling together tho.
Fucker was durable as all hell and had a giant dick (which is on display somewhere kek)

>>3288374
>>3288467
He was shot in the head once and died
They did preserved his dick though which was BBC tier

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>>3286326
>Quit posting Bible passages as if it's any different than citing a paragraph from one of Janet evanovich's latest smut books

It's only different because we are plagued by it's false definition of God and as a historical document it can be examined in the context of pagan theology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3K5Vt8I1EU

>>3288229
>the immortal cunt

>>3284225
None.

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>>3288481
Even today bitches cant help but stare at it longingly

>>3287655
secret military technology, why would they

>>3287434
A Beluga actually made the Bosphorus his home after escaping a Soviet aquarium or something in the 90's. Eventually it had to be given back to the Soviets but the people had fond memories of feeding it stuff and overall playing with it. Must've brightened up the 90's gloom of Istanbul.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

I guess this guy just had some genetic abnormality, but it still creeps me out

>>3288481
It's not his dick, it's from some animal. Literally 99% of shit people think they know about Rasputin is a meme.

>>3288374
>the cause of death was officially labelled as drowning
Nope, that's a myth. Official autopsy ruled it was the fucking gunshot to the head that killed him. Also there probably was no poison since no trace was found in his stomach, another bullshit Yusupov invented.

>>3286162
>this liberal bullshit

Or the natives just slaughtered them all and took the women

>>3286162
Chief Powhatan told John Smith he was a part of the war party that slaughtered the settlement. I honestly wonder why people 400 years after it happened are inventing ghosts and aliens and mysteries when the fucking perpetrator confessed to it and even bragged about it.

>>3284295
But we still pick berry bushes.

>>3288458
Communism and multicultural societies are more Christian than nationalistic ethno-states

>>3284273
you wear le funny hat xDDD

>>3289426
>communism is christian

>>3289170
>Live cats and puppies

Were his doctors 9 year old latent psychopaths or something?

>>3288374
All this Rasputin stuff boils down to court chatter. The sources are weak. It's literally just a shitty myth.

>>3289573
Well honestly socialism is more christian than anything else. The Bible preaches about supporting your neighbor and community effort and all that. Has some pretty serious stuff to say about idolization, which some people would equate with consumerism I guess.

Not that you're actually interested in an answer, anyway. You just like to shit on anyone that doesn't adhear to your particular brand of insanity. This will come as quite a shock to you I'm sure, but not everyone fits a conveniently dismissed archetype

>>3289209
O no shit? What's the source for that? I never looked all that far into it so I'm not really surprised I never heard of this. Plus the above (evidently wrong) explanation seems plausible enough in the absence of any physical evidence, so I never looked farther into it.

>>3284225
no paranormal stuff happened here but its an interesting read, there were probably many crazy cases like this one during protestant reformation and HRE wars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnster_Rebellion

>>3289839
>The Bible preaches about supporting your neighbor and community effort and all that
By charity, not by coercion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimenides

>While tending his father's sheep, Epimenides is said to have fallen asleep for fifty-seven years in a Cretan cave sacred to Zeus, after which he reportedly awoke with the gift of prophecy

>>3289170
This is fucking terrifying.

>>3289839
Nothing is Christian unless an actual faith in God is involved. This will come as quite a shick to you I'm sure, but Christianity is primarily about belief.

more, please

>>3284231
lmao those expressions on the painting had me laughin for minutes already

>>3290567
It isn't primarily about faith, it's entirely about faith. It asks you to put all of your trust in something that can't possibly be verified or even supported with empirical evidence. But that wasn't really the point of the original post, which attempted to catagoricaly dismiss a single opinion by arbitrarily associating it with every other belief you don't like just to make the world easier for your head to digest. Christfags are the fucking worst not because there's any inherent problem with believing in a god, but because they believe doing so guarantees their position in the face of any opposition without anything to justify it, and this is a classic example

>>3289863
Well that's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? Coercian isn't an inherent property of all socialist structures.

>>3290876
I wasn't talking about communism at all, just socialism

>>3288458
i'm not even an atheist but this comment hurts to read

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>>3284284
>every other sentence followed by 'citation needed' or 'dubious - discuss'

>>3284537
That's a way better story than "it was a disappointment and I don't want anyone to know about it"

>>3285126
>George Klein was reportedly in was in Northern Ireland

>>3285704
Folklore. Also posted in every thread.

>>3284295
A bunch of hairless apes that inhabited Europe and are white with high average IQ went from picking berry bushes to a rocket to the moon in around 4000 years.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_of_%C3%81vila#Mysticism

>The fourth, Devotion of Ecstasy, is where the consciousness of being in the body disappears.
>Sense activity ceases; memory and imagination are also absorbed in God or intoxicated. Body and spirit are in the throes of a sweet, happy pain, alternating between a fearful fiery glow, a complete impotence and unconsciousness, and a spell of strangulation, sometimes by such an ecstatic flight that the body is literally lifted into space.
>This after half an hour is followed by a reactionary relaxation of a few hours in a swoon-like weakness, attended by a negation of all the faculties in the union with God. The subject awakens from this in tears; it is the climax of mystical experience, producing a trance.
>Indeed, she (St Teresa) was said to have been observed levitating during Mass on more than one occasion.

So spooky

>>3289185
Cyanide can be broken down by specific types of yeast. The cake was probably produced with one of those types and the cyanide was added too long before Rasputin actually ate the cake. Giving the yeast enougj time to break down the cyanide. That or there wasn't any poison at all, like you said.

>>3284225
Nothing supernatural has ever happened in history.

>>3284231
Why does Jesus have downs in your pic related?

>>3289179
Actually, it's a sea cucumber

>>3284273
>>3285435

>wants proof of actual supernatural events occurring in this thread

You guys seem bright.

>>3284505

Even if that's true, that's obviously just a coincidence. The Egyptians didn't have Latitude and didn't didn't measure in SI.

>>3293464
>there exists no account of unexplained events in history
one could say the same for you

>>3284470
Stuff like this legitimately baffles me. I do not understand mass hysteria events like this.

>>3284847
Might also be the reason you've lived 230 years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste

>>3284225
A businessman with no experience in government was elected leader of the most powerful country in the world.

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>>3294481
it's scary, but it's also sad

>a literal retard and a narcissist is president
>people defend him because he makes people they don't like angry

it shouldn't be a left or right issue to hate this guy

>>3295041
But as with anything else, it always is. Just like white supremacists are a right wing problem and antifa is a left wing problem, rather than just crazies nobody likes. When the media constantly prescribes political alignment to everything, it blurs the line between extremists and the vast majority of people, and you get an "us vs. them" political climate like we have now. When every single conservative along the spectrum thinks of all liberals as antifa and all liberals think of every single conservative as a Nazi, people will do anything they can to obstruct the opposition. It just needs more radicles.

>>3295077
it's affected my life too, telling your left wing friends you're slowly becoming more right (or central or whatever) is considered blasphemy to them. it very much seems like a our way or highway situation with politics, you can't be somewhere in the middle and tell people they're being dumb. the look on their faces is definitely that of being spooked

there, boom, brought it back to thread discussion

>>3289170
movie when?

>>3290876
I believe there was a brief period during the english civil war in which a proto commuist christian set up his own small commune.

You'r efull of shit, economic systems can by definition have no opinion on god.

>>3284225
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_of_Mons

>>3294481
When politicians have alienated the population they're supposed to serve for such a long time, a strong reaction like that shouldn't come as a surprise.

>>3284273
I bet you are not white nor redpilled

>>3293489
>And didn't measure in SI

'Nuff said

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Watchers
Just heard about these things.

>>3289068
It's really not that big actually

>>3295288
You mean the Diggers? They were a great group

>>3295986
They seem suspiciously akin to Candlejack and we know that that isn't rea-

>>3284537
Wew

>>3296198
>putting a dash pretending you got kidnapped by Candlejack when in fact if you were actually kidnapped it would end in mid-sent

>>3296198
fucking. newfag.

youre all newfags the oldfags probably all killed themselves

>>3293464
>bu..but it's supernatural
So we are supposed to believe every claim, because of muh supernatural. If happened a lot more people would have written about it.

>>3284225
http://coolinterestingstuff.com/the-strange-mystery-of-the-man-from-taured

>>3294182
Have you ever been to a concert?

>>3286326
Dude, ignore him, he's legit crazy.
And i don't mean in some edgy fedora way.

>>3284284
This is great!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_laughter_epidemic

>>3294481
i got myself naturalized and even i know the cheesy "anyone can be president" line
it applies to trump as much as to obama

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle

>>3296198
>>3296963
I hate the Candlejack meme. It's not funny.

>>3289170
>attempted to drink the blood of other patients in the hospital and to eat the corpses in the hospital morgue. After being suspected of eating a toddler he was ejected from the hospital.

what the fuck

>>3299020
People do crazy shit when they got the nibbles.

>>3284231
That was just the most famous case in the great zombie plague of AD 33 when a bunch of tombs suddenly opened after a earthquake and dead holy men poured out and flooded Jerusalem.

>>3289185
I keep wondering why people take Yusupov seriously. It's quite obvious anything he ever wrote about is unreliable in the extreme, he was a naive overdramatic superstitious buffoon or at least pretended to be one.

>>3284284
Good shit anon

>>3284231
careful not to cut yourself on that edge.

>>3284273
>I am le atheist
>>>/reddit/

>>3284505
>egyptians used the metric system

>>3289170
This guy didn't actually exist did he? All of those stories just got exaggerated right?

>>3287225
>levels of radiation
The original documents do not mention this

>>3298607
I don't get it either. Does he kidnap people and then hit the "Post" button for them?

>>3299423
>>3298607
You fuckers are all doing it wrong. Trying to explain Candlejack's methods is retarded.

Just sit back and enjoy the nonsen-

>>3299493
fuck y

>>3284225
Tunguska

>>3299516
Ano

>>3301032

>>3292067
No but they were from Belgium and didn't speak local language. No big deal.

>>3301088

>>3294191
Fuck, you're right. All these years and I haven't thought about what is right under my nose.