Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have taken the lords name

>>3280030
I'm always amazed by how much of a pussy your god is that he gets offended when you say a certain word in a certain pattern. Like, "Imma create the universe and all the laws and literally everything but don't say a pronoun involving me followed by any negative connotation or Imma be wicked upset and burn you forever if you don't apologize right now."

Your god is the ultimate SJW, literal thought crimes.

>>3280030
I forgive you
t. God

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>>3280183

>>3280183
>create man with a foreskin
>command him to chop it off

>create sexual reproduction
>it's a taboo sin that should never be adressed until the wedding night

>>3280030
Cringe

>>3280252
>>3280183
Back to redd*t, this is a Catholic board.

>>3280833
no it isn't

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>>3280833
I don't mind sharing board with the papists, you will find your way home eventually brother.

>>3280183
That's because once again, Christians can't read the Bible and have no idea what they're talking about.

>Taking the Lord's name in vain
From the Decalogue is supposed to be about swearing an oath by God and then not doing whatever it was you swore to do. (Or swearing not to do something and then doing it).