If Russia is the schizophrenic child of Europe, and Germany is

>>3272294
> Belgium
Siamese child of the Netherlands and France

>>3272294
Yugoslavia:cancer

>>3272294
not bad OP

>>3272294
Greece: The kid who peaked in Grade 1

>>3272294
Why is France bipolar when it clearly is gay

>>3272390
Oscillates between periods of malaise/decline and assertive expansion.
It can be gay too.

>>3272294
Netherlands the stoner older brother

>>3272294
Why is France bipolar ? Genuinely wondering

Czech Republic - substance abuse disorder

Switzerland - the quiet kid who one time BTFO a bully and no ones really noticed since. Gets good grades

Finland: Down Syndrome

Serbia: The bullied kid that shot up the school

>>3272331
lul

America - rich grandkid of the family. Made tons of money by accident in a market boom. Currently flaunting and squandering his wealth. He thinks everyone likes him but really he is a bore with a giant oil addiction who gets violent when he can't get his fix.

Spain - rich kid who spent all his money and lives in poverty always looking to the good old days. Had his kids with a Latina who divorced him and the kids just ignore him.

Poland is a normal kid who got sat between the autistic and schizophrenic kid. He gets hit with desks when they sperg out and fight each other.

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>>3273020
t.p*lack

>>3272294
Romania - rube cousin

>>3272294

>Turkey

the fat kid, that nobody likes, because he's weird but is still endured because he's got all of the cool new consoles and videogames

>>3273047
he's probably smells bad and is hairy too

Ireland: that kid who always begs lunch from you, and you feel too bad to refuse.

t. Irish

>>3274899
What made you think of this comparison? Genuinely wondering

>>3272331
kek

>>3272294
-Germany would be the kid who would try to create his own Empire while fucking up at the same time and involving everyone
-Netherlands would be that kid Spain bullied every time until he sperged out and beated him
-Romania would be that kid who has to constantly worry about strangers taking his shit
-Ukraine is that kid who always fight/argue with Russia which ends in both beating each other until they're bloodied and bruised
-Austria is that kid who used to be close with Hungary and was involved in Germany's 2nd shitfit

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>/int/posting.

Russia is Europe's rapebaby by a Central Asian rapist.

>>3276788
>the kid who would try to create his own Empire
Who could forget that one kid in every high school, always building Empires.

>>3273047
More like the bully the whole class turned against an bullied and now he is trying to reinvent himself.

>>3276821
top kek

>>3276788
*that kid who'd try to get along wth everyone but his actions would always involve everyone in a bad way

This is a good thread
Bosnia - multiple personality disorder, yoyos from jihadist to Greek-worshiping autist to stableboy for Austria
Chad - chad as fuck but actually very weak and insecure and dehydrated
Israel - bully who always gets away with it
Palestine - bullied kid who gets arrested for bringing a razor blade to school

Mexico - despite having a nice big house, they developed a massive drug problem and are somehow even more obese than their American neighbor.

They spend most of their time trying to sneak into Americas house because their utilities keep getting shut off for non-payment.

>>3272294
>- Poland: Child of dovorce
Why

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>>3277104
>and dehydrated

Canada - your polite, skinny, bespectacled neighbour who's married to an Asian woman that fucks around on him and spends his money

>>3272294
Why is Russia the Schiznophrenic child?

>>3277397
Half the time they love Europe, and half the time they hate it.

>>3273018
These are both long winded and stupid

>>3272294
America: the child who earns his parent's ire by outshining them.

>>3277397
They're constantly going from one extreme of wanting to be as European as possible to another extreme of saying Europe is shit and Russia isn't Europe but a special snowflake. Personally I think it's sour graping because Russians care WAY too much about what (western) Europeans think about them.

>>3277396
>Canada
>polite
I live in Buffalo and for the life of me can't figure out why this stereotype exists. Canadians are the biggest assholes on the planet.

>>3272294
Japan is the smart kid that always brings the cool new stuff.

China is the big fat kid that bullies everyone.

Mycenae is the kid with the shiny new car that always wears a helmet.

Palmyra the hot-bad girl.

>>3275272
The famine, prob

>>3276819
Balkans is ultimate Ottoman rape baby

Brazil: obese retarded kid

Argentina: a very egoist and prideful bitch

Uruguay: calm girl who nobody notices,but when they do.....

Paraguay:drug dealer of the school who is also somewhat esquizofrenic

Chile:that kid with tremors and alcoholic problems

Perú:the one who always talks how good was in the past

Bolivia:the other retarded who can't swim

Colombia: that poor drug addict kid that just got richt and can't stop bitching about it

Venezuela:that boy that readed Marx once and now he's socialist and can't stop bitching about it
Guyanas:who?

Basque: Native kid

>>3275272

A genetic disorder known as being born american

>>3277541
t.butthurt amerifat

>>3277714
basque: that weird kid that nobody understood and ended shooting up the school

Sweden is the person whose gender you're unsure of.

Portugal: that kid that loved fishing and exploring rivers untill the other kids gang on him after he admited to like Spain.

>>3276819
More like assbaby, amirite

>>3272294
>Turkey
The sick kid of the class

Greece is the kid who borrows gum, soda, lunch money, and never pays it back and denies he ever owed.

>>3277630
It's because you live in Buffalo and you're even bigger cucks than them, you fucking upstate cuck.

>>3278770
>some impoverished Puerto Rican from a shithole like Brooklyn trying to open its mouth like we value its opinion
Don't even bother.

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>>3272294
>Hungary
>Not clinically depressed with a good amount of victim complex

Sweden

The girl who got expelled from high school for fellateing two negro classmates in the bathroom

>>3279420
>can't spell fellating
So you got expelled with the girl, I see.

Canada: Chad Thundercock's quiet brother with a circle of close friends.

Argentina: That kid who smelled funny and everybody hated yet claimed to be the hottest shit in the world and slapped the wrong person so he got wrapped around a pole while everybody else cheered the slapee on. (Curtis)

Switzerland: That quiet dude who dresses well and keeps to himself.

Portugal: The shorter twin of some guy you know.

>>3272294
Turkey: asshole
Romania: gooch

>Bavaria
FAS

>>3272413

How about Narcissistic?

>>3272294
USA: 85 IQ Chad dudebro
Canada: passive aggressive tranny
Britain: senile grandpa fondly remembering the times when he still could get an erection
Hungary: middle aged slut with suicidal thoughts
Germany: Rain Man tier autist
Poland: prison bitch having alpha fantasies while getting his ass pounded bloody
Russia: child molester with severe psychosis
Spain: crusty old faggot with leprosis

>>3279525

USA: An obese man who can surprisingly do acrobatics

Canada: The slow but very nice uncle

>>3272294
>US
Silent Bob from Clerks

>>3279547
There's many adjectives to describe Americans but silent isn't one of them.

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>>3277709
>Chile:that kid with tremors
holy shit

Africa: Kings

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>>3277709

>>3279556
We are mongrels.

>>3277104
As an israeli i can say that israel is definately a paranoid scizophrenic.