Why were the Romans unable to pacify and integrate the Germans?

>>3267584
Because G*rmans aren't people. Question answered. Can we move on?

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>>3267584
Because they are g*rmanic savages who are fucking weirdo zombies.

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Because they hard Noped out of the inner Rhineland when they lost their legions to Harmin, and never really tried to go back until it was too late.
Also, it takes a genius to utterly destroy a nationality as hard as Caesar destroyed the Gauls

>why were human beings not able to pacify and integrate literal chimpanzees
Gee idk

>>3267584
Because occupying Germany would have cost more than it brought in, so the project was never undertaken.

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>>3267584
They were wild and uncivilized. It would take several centuries of selection throughout the Middle Ages before Western Europeans would become civilized

>>3267584
The loss of Varus' Legions was like a Roman 9/11, there was a massive panic in Rome itself because most people thought that the Germans would be arriving to burn down their houses and rape their women a few days after the messengers arrived with news of his defeat. They only calmed down after President Augustus sent his competent generals Tiberius and Germanicus off to Germania to kill snowniggers for 15 years.
After that the Romans just gave up on Germany altogether.

>>3267584

Because the might of the German people cannot be tamed.

>>3267600
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>>3267614
Fuck this board is retarded now.

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>>3267584
They were in the process of doing just that, then 3 legions went up in smoke by hand of supposed allies.
Romans were humiliated and immediately lost any appetite for Magna Germania as a potential province, seeing as they were liable to get stabbed in the back anytime by those people.
Germanicus went in and put the heat on them, recovered two eagles, even captured Hermann's wife, killed metric fucktons of Germans in the process, but it was no hearts and minds Caesar shit back there, they were literally just kicking the shit out of everything within reach in frustration.

They were at first, but the centralization of land and economic power into the hands of wealthy plantation owners eroded their power to integrate them and ever more Germanics kept coming.

>>3267670
Maybe if Yuri Gagarin was also a cute anime man people would like him as well.

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>>3267665
t. g*rman