Why are south germans so much better than north germans? while

>>3265962

Latino blood.

I guarantee some retard will try bringing Protestantism into this.

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Obligatory.

>>3265962
South "germans" are almost normal people who unhappily happen to talk an horrid language. Still pretty low in the scale due tl northern polution of course, but better than anglos for example unlike north niggers. A lot are actually white instead of snowniggers so there's that too.

>>3265996
>German is such a ugly language
t. Italian/Spanish/Romanian etc. who all sound the same

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>You will never free the beauty of the alps from the northern barbarian scum
>tfw anglo barbarians force you to ally with german barbarians

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>>3265962
>formidable kingdoms like bavaria

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North:
>cold, wet climate
>shitty barren soil
>landscape is flat and ugly, cosatline is ugly
>smoked eel or a disgusting vegetable stew are delicacies
South:
>warm summers, dry winters
>beautiful landscapes, aesthetic lakes
>food is influenced by multiple cultures and is wonderful (well for German standards)
>can grow wine
>only downside, is that the dialect is somewhat ugly/takes getting used to

>>3265962
Slavic and Celtic blood

>>3266110
Unironically this. Northern and Eastern Germans are more "Nordic" hence fucking dumb, smelly and uncivilized.

>>3266082
>dry winters
>north side of the alps
choose one.

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>>3265962
The divide is East-West not North-South.
You have the West, the original land of the Germanic tribes (Franks, Saxons, Bavarians and Swabians), which for the last 1000 years has been divided into dozens of petty states that were constantly intimidated by more powerful states like France, Sweden or Prussia. Many irrelevant bishoprics, duchies, city-states.

An then there's the Eastern lands colonized by Germans, with Austria and Brandenburg being the most important outposts within Slavic lands. Gradually these were assimilated and under the rule of Habsburgs and Hohenzollern these became the German states that can actually be considered relevant and respected by other European powers.

So,
Assimilated Slavs >>>>>Pure Germans

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>>3265962
Germany is bigger than Bundesrepublik Germany itself and the name German doesn't just apply to speakers of High German, but to everybody with a German dialect.

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>>3266082
ein Baum, ein Strick, ein Badensergenick

>>3266671
Why the fuck do we have to share a state with you fucking autists?

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>>3266705
nur ein kleiner Witz mein Freund. Woher in Baden kommst du?

>>3266309
As a Slav id like this to be true but it simply isn't, the German cultural divide is North/South

>>3266081
t. saxon """king"""

>>3266724
Bin Freiburger, und mal ganz ehrlich ich weiß das ist doch alles nur ein bisschen Neckerei (wir haben bei den Pfadis dasselbe Lied umgekehrt gesungen). Das einzige was ich wirklich nicht ausstehen kann ist euer Wein...

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>tfw we'll never get to see the timeline where Austria wasn't Anschlussed and was led by this badass mofo

>>3266010
>Italian/Spanish/Romanian etc. who all sound the same
>sound the same
>his germanigger ear cant pick up the differences between arabic, gypsy, and russian

>>3267176
>4'11
JUST

>>3266734
>as a slav
West Slavs /=/ East Slavs /=/ South Slavs

>>3267176
Dollfuss was a grade a retard. He exiled/killed or imprisoned a whole lot of people that also hated Hitler and his goons and were more than willing to fight tooth and nail for Austria.
But nah, lets get rid of 'em because they're with the social democrats and ol Engerl needs to be Fuhrer.

>>3266034
no one forced him to do anything, he backstabbed France entirely on his own

>>3266309
Unironically people of Slavic descent but Germanic culture are the master race.