>tfw you will never set off in a trireme under the sultry

>>3256626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORmUUhh6O-8

>>3256626
>ywn have your ship rekt by rogue waves because your dumbass captain didnt give posiden a good offering.
Feels good

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>>3256626
>tfw you will never sail to the infidels territory to loot and butcher a whole christian town, raping and taking their most beautiful woman to be used as sex slaves in the harem
Why live

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>>3256703
There's a difference between raiding and pirating faggot

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>tfw ywn be begged by your squad to save he ships from man slaying hector
>tfw ywn be saved by the goddess of beauty who is also your mother
>tfw ywn go on a night raid with Diomedies and Odysseus
>tfw ywn visit far off lands and trade for exotic red head women and rare resources
>tfw ywn rape pillage and plunder Illum and take a Trojan wife on the steps of her burning city
>tfw ywn do battle with Amazonians, Cicones, Harpies, Sirens, and Cyclops'
>tfw ywn be forced to sleep with a goddess on an island or be so alpha that a witch invites you to fuck her
>tfw ywn be featured in an epic about your heroic deeds against fantasy monsters
>tfw ywn have your epic end with you taking your faithful waifu up to bed and have a happily ever after

How did the Greeks did it anons?