Can you imagine being a young heir to the throne and having all

>>3255855
I'd be popping out bastards on the regular and spreading my seed so even if I don't produce a legitimate heir my seed will live on forever.

Would make a good anime

>>3255855
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXZia1AUKCE

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>that feel when noble ancestry
>that feel when born 1000 years too late
>wont spend all day mastering the art of sword and horse with bros
>wont win glory on the battlefield
>wont bang all the maids and manservants
why live

>>3255855
>soap didn't exist

>>3255932
>le medieval people didn't bathe meme
Fuck off burger.

>>3255855
Could you imagine Akari bending over a desk in a very lewd position

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>>3255969
You mean like this?

>>3255948
i never said they didn't bath are you retarded?

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>tfw you were born too late to be forced into a political marriage with an old noblewoman

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>>3256116
Sweet, sweet nectar.

>>3256121
You do realise that the past is an anime. I only start imaging people as actual 3D fleshsacks around the 1900s. Before that they're all Shoujo Manga characters.

>>3256133
Well then, I like the way you think.

>you will never be the princess of a defeated kingdom, forced to go along with all the disgusting requests your captors make of you

>>3256116
>ywn shove your face into her thighs

>>3255932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap#History_of_soaps
Kill yourself you subhuman colonial fuckwit.

>>3256176
Sound pretty horrible

>>3255909
this minus manservants

>>3256552
>only banging maids
> like a peasant

>>3256133
>>3256140
Faggots. >>>/a/

>>3255866
>30 years later
>5 bastard sons cause a civil war through massive we wuzzing and fighting for the crown
>country falls to shit

>>3256706
Just do it Ottoman style and castrate or murder all your brothers.

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>>3255855
>not being a trap maid lusting after prince cock

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>>3256689
Who hurt your feefes?

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>Florence Nightingale will never tie me to a hospital bed and rape me while I'm recovering from a nearly fatal shrapnel wound

>>3256523
This

>>3256552
What kinda faggot are you, boy?

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>yfw you will never be the court astrologer and mystic
>ywn tell fortunes that decide the fate of the kingdom
>ywn draw occult symbols on the castle maids bodies and fuck them until their eyes are rolling back into their head as a "banishment rite" to keep the bad spirits out

>>3256517
>wikipedia

>>3256858
>How dare you use the most readily available sourced document to rebut my retardation

>You will never be anything but a dweeb shitposting on a Chadian betas anonymous hookup app

>>3256884
Speak for yourself nerd

>>3256826
Why bother living?

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>i will never be a young maid who gets sexually bullied by her noblewoman master

>>3256826
Except court astrologers were often beheaded if they were wrong

>>3257073
>>3257073
>>3257073
Doesn't matter as long as you're not killed.

>>3256706
They don't got shit unless they get acknowledged.

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>>3255855
No, all I can do is practice Virtue.

>>3256176
They'll make you do laundry?

>>3258556
>Implying that stopped bastards from trying

>>3256176
"Sit here in this tower until we find some relative to buy you out of imprisonment"

>>3259086

I think they have more womanly duties in mind.

>>3259128
They want you to do cooking too?

>>3259128
Fetch me beer you diseased slag

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>>3256133
it's fun imagining all the "handsome, cute" boys as traps

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>>3256989
>ywn discuss Mishima's "Patriotism" with a cute anime girl as you lewdly tease her

>>3258556
t. ck2 pro

did meidos ever take responsibility for sexually educating the young master

>>3255855
A man could dream

>>3259728
nannies would jerk you off and give you drugs to make you sleep as a kid in the 19th century

>>3256706
If you have enough bastards it does not matter at all that you have bastards...

>have 30 bastards
>no one will stand out
>Life is good

See Genghis, 5% of world population has his DNA

Anon somehow manages to be the first incel king

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>>3256689
This is an anime website, anon.

>>3258556
>what are cliques

>>3256176
Go to bed, Lalatina

>>3256762
Florence Nightingale was a prude, the title of "The Lady of the Lamp" was her stalking the halls of her hospitals with a lantern to make sure none of the nurses were getting to friendly with the wounded.

Now image being rubbed off by a lusty nurse avoiding some old witch.

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>>3255855
Can you imagine being Marie-Louise d'Orléans, forced to marry Charles II?

>>3262599
Never.

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>wanting to be touched by 3D thots

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>>3262667
>he doesn't want to be a qt young noblewoman
>he doesn't want to tease the squires and manservants
>he doesn't want to grind and suck the everliving fuck out of them, always careful to not lose your virginity
faggot

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>>3262667
>implying there were any "real people" before 1900

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>>3262634

No, but I can imagine Anne Frank doing so.