So this Luke Skywalker-looking surfer dude just like got up one

>>3248618
Nah, he actually thought of conquering the world for a long time, but he had a shit army, so he planned the assassination of his father so he could get his army and go do it.

He had a hard time surfing over the poo-in-loos.

>>3248618
"Dude, strategy, lmao." - Alexander the Great

>>3248618
He inherited the dream of conquering Persia from his father, who lived his whole life with that end in view and taught his son to continue the work.

>>3248618
That's the life of a Chad

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rare depiction of Alexander chilling with his brodudes Parmenio and Ptolemaios

>>3248618
Well his army was inherited from his father who united all greece, so it was a good idea to use it.

>>3248618
DUDE, LONG SPEARS AND SUPERIOR COHESION LMAO
GLORY LIES BEYOND THE HORIZON ALELELELELEELE

>>3248618
I guess Indian food was bad for his stomach

>>3248827
Is this achievable natty?

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Fuck you I made the same thread and only got 1 (OP)

Here's the OP pic to get the recognition I didn't

>>3248618
Basically he finished his dad's work, and then decided to just keep going because he could.

>>3249916

Dude hammer and anvil with pikemen and heavy cavalry LMAO!