>be WWI German Soldier
>serve under Rommel
>finish butt fucking 100,000 Italians due to superior tactics
>return to Austria
>all the soldiers there have literal autism and can't even shoot down Serbians
marching onward with sharpened sticks
>visit Ottoman allies
>they're sitting behind a trench doing ficki ficki and scratching their asses, while the British shoot at them from across a river every few hours
>mfw
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Kek, mildly entertaining 4/10
>not using this picture