How the FUCK does china make so many cucumbers compared to e

>>3242488
OP asking the real questions. Let me do a bit of quick research and come back to you.

>>3242488
Chinese agriculture is really weird. They make tons of the most random vegetables, including cucumbers, asparagus, etc.

Cucumbers and Gherkins Produced (tons)
1.China: 54,315,900
2.Turkey: 1,754,613
Seriously what the fuck. More cucumbers than the fucking entire world combined

>>3242488
China is literally cucumber: the country

Tiny Asian dicks, so they need lots of big cucumbers.

smashed cucumbers are a common side in China while for the rest of the world it is an occasional ingredient only

IS THAT PICKLE RICK? XDD

>>3242550
Agreed. Thinly sliced cucumber mixed with sesame and hot oil is perfect for drink beer with.

HEY ANNE FRANK I'M PICKLE /his/

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>>3242488
Don't forget the mangoes

>>3242488
IMA PICKLE, IMA PICKLE!

Cucumbers are disgusting, only the Chinese could possibly produce and consume them.

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>pickle Rick memes
Let this thread Eternally prove that /his/ is a leddit colony

>>3244480
because only reddit watches rick and morty, the single most popular cartoon right now.

fuckin "oldfag" larper faggots man, get fucked

>>3244520
>because only reddit watches rick and morty
Yup. Pretty much. Only reddit posts /co/ memes across boards

>>3244520
Yes, are.

>>3244412
>india produces nearly half the amount in the world
huh, neat.

>>3242488
irritable bowels and colon clensers.

or is that celery?

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/tv/ is the best board.

burp

>>3242488
Nice subtle post anon

[spoiler]BOOM BIG REVEAL[/spoiler]

>>3242488
China has a lot of people and cucumber salads are a very popular cold dish, particularly in the summer. Stir frying also allows a lot of random things to be cooked together so you can have a dish comprised of cucumbers, pork, eggs, and wood ear.

>Look up produce states in the world
>China produces the most potatos in the planet
Ireland shit out of luck again.

>>3242540
For?

,

>>3245619
>not even in the top 25
I've never been this ashamed at my fellow country men.

>>3244446
If you don't eat your cucumber you can't have any chicken tendies, son.

>>3248406
To be fair it's probably more because of Ireland size than anything else.

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>>3244520

> 4chan hates Rick and Morty
> New episode comes out.
> Pickle Rick playing on /S4S/
> Half the /tv/ and /co/ catalog is pickle posts.
> /fit/ discussing pickle bulking
> /b/ has so many pickle posts they actually survive the flow of porn

Face it, it's like the official 4chan show at this point.

Wubalubadubdub!!!!!

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>>3242488
>it's mostly the females who tend the gardens in rural societies
>male population has small penis
>cucumber becomes the most popular vegetable

A great leap forward thing. Grow cucumber or be traitor.

>>3248838
We must stop women from feeling pleasure, the patriarchy depends on it.

>>3248856
Muslim clitorectomies for all!