Anyone else here genuinely love Charlie? He's my favorite

I wish I was one of the kings guard, having kiddie conversations with the king when his nannies weren't around, competing with said nannies over who gets to spend more time, because they see me as a threat to the little king while I do it both to annoy them, and because I unironically enjoy chatting with Charles.

In my biopic I'd like to be played by Jack Nicholsson mid-70s

>>3225626
You had me until Nicholson. I feel like he's incapable of portraying actual mirth.

He's cute in an inbred sort of way.

>>3225611

>Your sole purpose in life is just to produce kids in order to continue the dynasty, but you can't.
>When you die, there will be no clear successor, so a war will erupt almost immediately after you die to see who gets the throne.
>You're stupid, but just smart enough to comprehend the horror of your situation.
>And there is absolutely nothing that you can do about it.

Why was the universe so cruel to this person? Did he do something heinous in a previous life to deserve such a fate?

>>3225611
You only say that because you're not alive to serve under him.

>>3225611
Didn't he smell like shit?

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>>3225611

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>>3225611
Same

ah yes, truly the monarch that brought España glory

>>3227022

Everybody smelled like shit back then.

>>3228543

for the love of god post more Charlie like this

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>>3229513

>>3226563
Thats every single monarch with no brothers and no kids.

>>3228546
>dumpling-intensive diet
Wasn't Ferdinand of Austria the dumpling guy?

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>>3229513

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>>3225611
It's even sadder considering the disaster his successors made.

Borbon was a mistake

>>3230409
Bourbon monarchs did more to restore and maintain Spain than habsburg except Phillip II ever did. They were also largely successful which made Spain rebound in 18th century, until they were invaded by Napoleon.

>>3230450
Spain should go back to the house of Trastámara.

>>3230481
Spanish people shouldn't have fought against Joseph. He had Spain's best interests in aim when he tried to reform the country. Napoleon's other brother Louis did much to improve Netherlands and Joseph did well in Italy previously, Spain would have benefitted immensely from Joseph and wouldn't have lost their colonies prematurely.

We need Charlie fan fiction just like we have one with annie frankie.

>>3225611
I would give my life to taste that glorious chin

>>3230508
Several of the colony movements were against France's occupation though, at least at first.
Then came the Cadiz constituion, which they didn't like.

>>3229727
This is why Muslims and Asians had 10 wives and 40 sons.

>>3230562
Colonial movements were opportunistic, if Joseph could consolidate power and reestablish order throughout the realms without a Spanish resistance in mainland colonies wouldn't be lost.

>>3225611
Anyone got a pic of muscular Charlie?

>>3229894
It's an integral part of all severely-inbred Hapsburg monarchs' diets.

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>>3230679

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>>3230707
Thanks.

>>3230481
>Trastámara
Habsburgs are the heirs of the house of Trastamara. There are no Trastamaras left

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I am genuinely in love with Charles II. He was a handsome, witty, and strong young man deserves to be Spain's next King.

I frequently fantasize about him being Peter van Pels hiding with me.

Oh god, just imagine being deflowered by him on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Nine months later, I’ve got a massive bulging stomach from carrying his child inside of me and it seems like I’m gonna pop any moment now. My popped belly button makes it look like I’ve got a giant third boob where my stomach once was. I waddle around and can barely move half of the time. I’ve developed an insatiable craving for the Donald and he’s likewise developed a taste for my pussy. We’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. He lies down on your back, I strip off my almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of him. I grab a hold of his rock hard Hugh Mungus cock, insert it deep inside of myself, and begin to ride him like a stallion. He feels the pressure from my incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on him but the indescribable pleasure of my tight pussy throbbing on his cock negates any discomfort. Donald grabs me by my pussy, holding on for dear life. He sinks into my beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, We’re both moaning with ever greater intensity, It won't be long now. Suddenly, I feel his cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as his cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside my Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. Donald and I both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, I lie next to him. Too exhausted to do anything else, he simply holds me in his warm embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just us, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun

>>3233070
good effort

>>3233090

Aw fuck I forgot to edit the last paragraph (stole it from /ptg/ where they rewrote the Anne Frank copypasta into one where she's fantasizing about Donald Trump). I edit it and post it again.

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>>3233111

kek

>>3225611
I only occasionally browse /his/ and I swear the board wasn't obsessed with Charles last year.

What happened?

>>3235065
Someone kept spamming threads with him in the OP along with retard gibberish as a comment.

>>3225611
does anybody have the beautiful charly in a dress image, i have a throbbing boner right now

>>3232459
By this logic there are also no Habsburg left.

Is he, dare I say, /our monarch/?

Every time I see a Charlie thread my day gets a little bit better.

>>3235065
He kind of grew to be /his/'s mascot
>>3235728
Yes.

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>>3229513
Have a rare charlie.

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Do NOT be fooled by the French revisionists. Charlie was a Chad

>>3225611
What if Charles was Charlotte, a qtie baka queen?

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>>3235434
Wut.

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>>3235824
>Implying we don't have loli charly already.

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>>3235842
>>3235846
>ywn be Charlotte's designated tutor and secretly bully her viciously as she tries her hardest to learn a human language and grasp the most fundamental knowledge.

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-Spaniards bow down to Charles II of Spain
-In contact with retarded aliens
-Possess psychic-like disabilities
-Control Spain with a retarded but inbred fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Rumored to posses 48 chromosomes
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities in the new world (Disabiligrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of inbred Habsburg DNA on Spain
-First retard babies will in all likelihood be Charles II babies
-Charles II said to have >2 IQ, such unintelligence on Earth has only existed deep in brazil & designated shitting streets
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a retard who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of impotence and unprecedented mental depression with them
-own retard labs around Spain
-You likely have CNA (CharleoxyriboNucleic Acid) inside you right now
-Charles II in regular communication with the Downangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the unintelligible word of God to the Orthodox Church.
-he failed to speak any intelligible language
-No one entrusts their gold reserves with him.
-The mentally disabled man is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless retard existing in all points of genes and space from the big down syndrome to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's an able bodied being.

>>3236222
Shadilay magapede!

>>3225611

Are there any actual sources regarding Charlie II?

>>3235464
there are living habsburgs
google it

>>3235964
wtf is wrong with you

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>>3236222
>rumored to possess 48 chromosomes

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>>3236454
This is 4chan, you know.

I have a problem, /his/. I can't stop fantasizing about Charles II's boipucci.

Just the thought of all those regal spanish clothes concealing his tight, boyish body, and the thrill in his malformed face as he tears off his garments in the heat of passion gets me hard like nothing else. I want to thrust in and out of his royal ass while he mumbles and gargles in pure ecstacy until Mariana catches us in the act, just as we both climax, the magnificent furniture sticky with our love fluids.

I can't continue; my fingers tremble at the mere thought of it.

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>>3236533

>>3227022
Literally yes.

>>3236533
Charles II was incontinent and his penis was the size of a grape.

>>3236650
Cute!

>>3230450
This post would have merit if you ignore basically every Bourbon after the 19th century

>>3235761
>>3235773

thats the scary thing, i dunno which picture to believe more.

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>>3229513
ok

>>3235464
Well that's also true, pure Habsburgs ended with Marie Theresa, modern Habsburgs are Habsburg-Lorraine

>>3238008
Nice rare Charlie!

>>3238008
Rare! Mind if I save it?

>>3238353
Actually the main habsurg branch died with Charlie

>>3226563
It's a lesson to the rest of us; don't do monarchy.

>>3235773
That portrait is sublime. It preserves enough to be accurate yet distorts and obscures his ugliness.

>>3232459

It should have been the Aviz

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