https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right -wing_paramilitarism_in_

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>>3209078
>right wing
They chose to control the drug business, with the excuse of being against the Commies. Same shit

Dumb frogposter

Colombian paramilitaries are drug cartels LARPing as either communists or fascists.

>>3209078
>Colombia
What a shithole

> when you can pick any ideology and push dope
Latinoamerica es hermosa

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The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing Sorairo Days and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

>>3209087
>>3209089
>>3209092
https://colombiareports.com/29-leftist-leaders-killed-2-weeks-colombia/

yeah, is not like we kill leftists here.

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>>3209097
(You)

>>3209078
wena big zero

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>>3209078
Your dead squads are just private security guards for the narcos and currupt politics. The bastards fuck our country as bad as the lefty narco guerrilla, but now Santos gave them a piece of the cake of the goverment to the lefties, so they can unite to the band of crony curropts who govern this mess.

t. colombian.

>>3209078
Ever consider that maybe your country is a shithole because people accept death squads?