hello /his/ . am Ashkenazi jew,I just found out we don't

>>3204606
People don't talk about it because it's incorrect.

>>3204606
this is true.

Aşkenaz was the "boy" (clan) of a group of Turkic elite from Khazar Khaganate. Most Turks recognize that modern Ashkenazim is at least 50% Turkic in some genetic way.

>>3204606
Sometimes I wish I was a janny or mod, I wouldn't even care that is be doing it free I'd eat my chicken tendies without a care in the world


Then I remember I already babysit grown adults as an actual job and I'd hate to do it on my free time.

>>3204611
how is it incorrect? am turkic warrior, not from israel.
>>3204617
ya i heard that turkey was where the name originated from in the first place

>https://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aşkenaz
Turkapedia actually pretends this theory is real
>Much work has been done on the origin of Ashkenazi Jews. Scientists advocating the Caspian Theorem, especially Arthur Koestler, point out that the Hazar Turks who accepted Judaism in the 8th century were influential in the formation of Eastern European Jews. According to this theory, the Jewish Khazars spread to Eastern Europe on the collapse of the Caspian Empire in the 11th century and it is said that they constitute the ethnic bases of today's Ashkenazi Jews. [3] [4] [5]

>>3204606
WE
Btw, the early victim shit like Egypt didn't happen anyways. It's basically from Babylon forwards. Y'all got raped by Rome tho, no wonder you're
WUZing
But the
TURKS
aren't that cool, I'd rather WE WUZ ancient caananites n shiet instead, or Hyksos at least.

>>3204606

ashkenazi jews are just jewish refugees from the mid east who settled in what is now Germany. Its why Yiddish is so germanic sounding and jews have such germanic names ending with stuff like -berg or -stein

>>3204752
>Y'all got raped by Rome tho
Not really, if you compare how much damage the Jews were able to do versus how much damage Palestinians have been able to do you'll realize Roman-Era Jews were pretty savage.

>>3204785
>ashkenazi jews are just jewish refugees from the mid east who settled in what is now Germany
>Middle East
This is what goyim actually believe

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>>3204845
>Most common haplogroups among Ashkenazi are J1 and J2 (Literally the Arab haplogroup) and other common ones like E1b1b1b and R1b are West Asian too
>A shit ton of their DNA traces back to the Levant
>Clear Semitic influences on every Jewish diaspora language

No, this is what people with common sense believe.

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>>3204606
>>3204617
>>3204632

>>3204606
>that israeli flag on /int/ that regretted not being able to throw arrows at dumb goyim like good ol' khazars

I remember you

>>3204606
is that jesus in ur pic

the khazar theory was invented by low iq arabs who didn't realise people could just look at genetic studies to check whether it was true or not.

>>3204606
WE

>>3204606
>"I was born so-called ashkenazi jew"

>>3204649
>Scientists
>Arthur Koestler

Why are T*rks so retarded? That Wiki was painful to read.

>>3204606
YOU WUZNT

>>3204606
Ashkenazi jews from western europe often have a swarthy or semitic look (think: sacha baron cohen, or Jeff Goldblum), whereas """ashkenazi""" jews from Russia often look slavic. Could it be that western ashkenazi jews are of real semitic stock, but eastern ashkenazi jews are converted scythians?

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>>3206773
This.

>>3206773

No. The Slavs killed all the dark looking Jews in pogroms. Evolution is a powerful force.

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>>3206806
>The Slavs killed all the dark looking Jews in pogroms.

Exactly. In the rural pockets you can find dark ones. Pic related is a Polish Jew from a rural part, he was the first Ashkenazi Rabbi in Israel. He was the first Jew to step foot in the Cave of Patriarchs for 700 years and wanted to blow up the Dome of the Rock.

>>3204802
Rome effectively destroyed the physical Jewish nation for nearly 2000 years. It's incredibly impressive and only eclipsed by the fact that the jews never lost their identity in that time, went back, and reclaimed the land with savage ferocity.
But Rome fucking smashed it, and Hadrian (may his bones be crushed) renamed it Palestine.

>>3207348
Talmudic judaism (i.e. modern judaism) has about as much in common with sacerdotal judaism (the one destroyed by the romans), as does evangelical judaism (christianity).