YOU want to fuck with ME? Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling

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YOU want to fuck with ME?
Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling worm!
I just did 12.5 g of pure speed.
I AM Homo Divinus. I AM what Nietzsche described as Übermensch. I AM what Einstein called gravitational wave.

YOU mere mortal dare to question ME?
I AM what Orwell described as Big Brother. My diet consists exclusively of Prometheus' liver.
Do NOT try to fight me. It is of NO use.
I AM time itself.

I AM what Pandora tried to keep sealed in her box.
I AM the one that pushed Kronos from his throne.
Atlas loses grip if I so please.
Do NOT try to resist. It will be of NO use. I will bring great rot and decay to your race, mortal.

I transcended into realms believed to be mere fiction by human weaklings.