How could a kissless virgin and a lonely autist who never had

>>3190827
Beware the power of a determined autist.

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>>3190827

Hitler's success in life never ceased to amaze me, Stalin, Mussolini, Mao or Saddam were gangsters from their childhood, they were bold and fearless and were born to rule. Hitler on the other hand was always a lonely faggot who failed to become artist and wasted his 20s as a insignificant soldier in the great war. How in the hell, this weak fucker managed to rule over the brightest & strongest generals of the greatest European nation during these hard times?

>>3190827
He was a very, very talented speaker.

>>3190827
Almost every major disaster in the 20th century can be explained by autism.
>Everyone not-starting WW1
>Hitler being Hitler
>Pol Pot killing everyone who wear glasses
>Mao doing everything he can to kill off 4 specific kinds of animals
>The US constantly going to war against factions they moments ago supported as if trying to make a point no one else in the world understands
>Everything about the Soviet Union

>>3190860
sure, but this can't be enough to rule over this great of a country during such a hard era, 20s and 30s of the 20th century in Europe were as hard as Game of Thrones

The only really plausible explanation for the Hitler phenomenon necessarily relate to the occult. No way around that.

>>3190856
Funnily enough, the vast majority of the German general staff were almost all from aristocratic Prussian families and knew each other from a young age. Hitler, being a middle class Austrian, was socially shunned by many of his generals and commanders and would often promote generals from non-prussian backgrounds just because they wouldn't ostracise him.

Truly autistic.

>>3190827
>Virgin

He had a son with a French woman during ww1

>Who never held a job

He went through ww1, thats a bit more impressive than flippin burgers or whatever shitty "blue collar" jobs you merryfat have to do in order to pay for college

>lonely

He had more friends than you

>>3190958
> He had a son with a French woman during ww1
proof?
> He went through ww1, thats a bit more impressive than flippin burgers or whatever shitty "blue collar" jobs you merryfat have to do in order to pay for college
proof?
> He had more friends than you
proof?

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fun fact: he had a sister

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Hitler

>>3190958
>He had a son with a French woman during ww1
Rumour

>He went through ww1
As did a lot of people during WW1, nothing extraordinary.

>He had more friends than you
Before his political carreer he had 1 real friend, who happened to be a Jew ironically enough.

>>3190974
You sure that's not just him in a wig?

>>3190988
Are you suggesting that, in order to survive, he had to CUT all ties to his past?

>>3190870
please elaborate

>>3190974
Her son - William Patrick Hitler started the "Hitler is actually part Jewish XD" rumor in order to blackmail his uncle.

>>3190963
> He had a son with a French woman during ww1
>proof?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Marie_Loret

>>3190963
> He went through ww1, thats a bit more impressive than flippin burgers or whatever shitty "blue collar" jobs you merryfat have to do in order to pay for college
proof?

Come on now Anon, Hitler was and is well known for his veterancy in WW1.

He was blinded by gas for a while even.
https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007431

>>3191159
>However, the dominant view represented by historians such as Anton Joachimsthaler,[2] Timothy Ryback, Sir Ian Kershaw,[3] and Belgian journalist Jean-Paul Mulders,[4] is that Hitler's paternity of Loret is unlikely or impossible.

>>3190864
>>The US constantly going to war against factions they moments ago supported as if trying to make a point no one else in the world understands

fantastic accuracy

>>3190827
>How could a kissless virgin and a lonely autist who never had a real job in his entire youth go that far in life?


Yeah fuck that soldiering business. Fucking manbabies sitting in those trenches through 1914-1918. Why didn't he just get a REAL job in retail or some shit.

>>3191196
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/16/new-evidence-adolf-hitler

>>3191176
Dominant view =/= untrue

>>3190840
fpbp

>>3191196
>soldiering business

more like postman business

>>3190827
Because he wasn't a kissless virgin and lonely autist. I have no idea where you got that. Probably British yellow press and that TV series.
Hitler volunteered for war, by all accounts was a brave soldier, was wounded twice, worked for the army (or was it police) after WW1, joined Nazi party and made it a relevant force.
Also, he was quite charming (according to many women) and a good speaker. He was pragmatic and ruthless.
You got a wrong impression.
>>3190979
>1 real friend
Mate if you have a one real friend in life, you're good to go.

>>3191175
>Come on now Anon, Hitler was and is well known for his veterancy in WW1.

And everyone knows that he was a glorified messenger who tried to act cool after the war.

>>3191328
False.
Look, we aren't trying to salvage Hitler's reputation here, but you got it wrong, that's the point.

>>3191309
I now imagine Hitler explaining his autistic reasons for enlisting to the german army instead of his native austrian one, and the officers laughing their asses off to his face while they say "Okay Adolf, you will carry letters like an ubermensch lmao".

>>3191323
> Hitler was not an autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnRbP29aJI0

no he was

He was charismatic as fuck and could capture an audience with stories of his ideal future for the world.

>>3191309
>>3191347
Being a post runner was a suicide job

as much as well all hate it and pretend we're above it,

being a politician is 95% charisma, looks, and speaking/speechmaking ability and 5% policy

hitler was probably the single greatest orator of all time

he was also a decorated war hero

he was also in the right place at the right time

>>3191372
>Regimental postman
>Suicide job

That being said Adolf was quite frail and unfit for frontline service. His superiours must have seen so, when they transfered him from infrantry to a less demanding job.

>>3191472
>Run over trenches in full view of everyone with a rifle on the other side while everyone else does fuckall until a whistle blows and then there are dozens of other bodies to hit besides your own, with only some bandages wrapped around your arms to show you aren't an enemy soldier to your own
No, it was a fucked job, it doesn't matter if Hitler was a faggot, I'd rather sit in the dug out all day

If Hitler was so cool and charismatic, why did his fellow in the company dislike him and why did his superiors claim that he had no leadership skills? How was this charismatic alpha dude unable to even make her town waifu aware that he liked her? How come that he couldn't convince the artist community of Vienna, or t least a minority, that his works had merit?

>>3191477
"Regimental" is the key word here

>>3191548
That's still several hundred meters of running in wide open view of anyone with a gun on the other side of no mans land

>>3190827

That´s why he moved to Germany.

>>3190854
>stalin was 5' 5"
not a chad, trotsky was the chad
>>3190864
>Almost every major disaster in the 20th century can be explained by autism.
you mean ideology
>>3191548
it was still on the front lines, you can be on the front lines and not be in the trenches
>>3191523
>why did his fellow in the company dislike him and why did his superiors claim that he had no leadership skills?
trench guys disliked anyone who wasn't in the trenches, at the end of the war most men in his unit had died and had been replaced with commies
>How was this charismatic alpha dude unable to even make her town waifu aware that he liked her?
autism
>How come that he couldn't convince the artist community of Vienna, or t least a minority, that his works had merit?
shit at art

>>3191328
Messenger with an iron cross.

>>3190827
because he cared about his people and his culture. he believed in a stronger better world for his volk and he believed it with everything he had. something which men today have lost.

rather a kissless autist virgin with honour, loyalty and nationalism than a man whore with all the money in the world but not a shred of pride or honour.

>>3190827
Fighting in WW1 is far more meritorious than "having a job".

>>3191983
>he cared about his people and his culture
>Abandons 400,000 Germans in Stalingrad, not even giving them the option to break out
What a great guy

>>3190827
He should be an inspiration for many.

>>3191728
>it was still on the front lines, you can be on the front lines and not be in the trenches
Yup, yet the post of messenger is far less dangerous.

>>3191833
He got it for getting shot, what a hero

>>3192045
>literally taking a bullet
>not heroic

>>3192042
>the post of messenger is far less dangerous.
If anything it was more dangerous because you were the one guy running around while everyone else sat in their trench lines and had smoke, messengers were high priority targets like cutting communications is now. Are you being intentionally disingenuous?

>>3192057
Again, he was a regimental messanger. You are talking about tactical messangers.

>>3192042
You're an idiot.

>>3192064
Do you think anyone on the battlefield chose to discriminate? My great grandfather was a fucking regimental runner for the Black Watch, shot thrice, all they saw was a guy with bandages on his arms which marks him out as a runner

>>3192042
all front line positions are dangerous retard, regimental runners had a high casualty rate
>>3192064
>But was Hitler really the brave front-line fighter sharing "the misery of millions of Germans who squatted in their trenches for weeks at a time, permanently subject to mortal fear," as he claimed at an NSDAP meeting in Munich in September 1930?44 In the 1920s and increasingly in the 1930s, doubts arose as to Hitler's depiction of his military past. In the spring of 1932, two veterans of the List Regiment published articles in left-wing newspapers, the Braunschweiger Volksfreund and the weekend edition of the Hamburger Echo, in which they accused Hitler of spending the war in the safety of the regiment's main headquarters, and not at the front as he claimed.45 Runners did indeed enjoy easier conditions than the soldiers in the trenches: they had dry quarters and were given better food, and they were not permanently exposed to machine-gun fire and sharpshooters' bullets. "Every soldier in the trenches thought that the regimental staff members were lucky bastards," another former comrade wrote to Hitler in March 1932. "It's true, and no one can deny it, that things were much better in the staff than they were in the company."
>When we weigh up all the sources, we can conclude that Hitler did not stand out as particularly brave but neither did he occupy a "shirker's job" guaranteed to keep him out of harm's way. Attempts to cast Hitler as a coward are misleading.51 Even an outspoken critic of Hitler like the writer Alexander Moritz Frey, who also served in the List Regiment and was forced to emigrate from Germany after 1933, stated in 1946: "If people say he was cowardly, that's not accurate. He wasn't brave either. He lacked the coolness for that."
it was dangerous but it wasn't as dangerous as being in the trenches

>>3190856
I thought Mussolini was just a socialist journalist... although granted, that took some balls back then.

>>3192081
Well looks like British army worked differently.

>However, based on his own personal experience in the Great War, Moritz Frey came to the conclusion that despite obvious devotion to duty, Hitler was content to remain corporal for the self same reason that Frey himslef was happy to remain medical assitant. The regimental runners were mainly engaged in running messages from Regimental HQ, which could be 5km behind the lines to the Batallion HQ which could be 2km behind the lines. Unlike the company runners who served in the frontline trenches the regimental runners were not routinely exposed to the dangers of life in the front lines. It is ironic that those serving in the rear areas under the eyes of regimental staff were also more likely to obtain promotion, there were certainly fewer privations behind the lines and a far higher chance of survival.
>In his unpublished essay, M. Frey was able to sum up a lot of the regimetal courirer from first hand experience: "Compared to the terrible hardship of serving in the trenches and the corresponding high mortality, a posting to a position behind the lines was a small improvement which came complete with small comfort."

>Bob Carruthers, Private Hitler's War: 1914-1919, p.82-83

>>3191728
What else is ideology but an autistic devotion to a set of ideas.

>>3190827
Hitler is a far more preferable alternative than what we have now in Europe and in America. At least leftism was banned and the cucks were out of power.

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>>3192198
>cucks were out of power

Sorry to ruin your worldview, but Goebells was in pretty powerful position.

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>>3192198
>the cucks were out of power

>>3192206
>>3192209
Someone post the "there's nothing to get up for" Goebbels quote

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>>3192223
/mgtow/

>>3192232
What year even was that?

>>3192242
1923, from memory

>>3192209
>>3192232

I'm surprised they let him into the party considering he look like stereotypical jewish.

>>3192288
>Not letting Skeletor join your council of evil
That would be even worse

>>3190827
>a real job
Earned war medals as a message runner in the Bavarian 3rd Army in WW1

>>3191328
>glorified messenger
Being a trench runner was a madman's job, he earned an Iron Cross doing so

>>3192288
Why wouldn't they? Hitler and Heydrich were bullied for looking Jewish.

>>3192318
see >>3192174

lot's of dudes were like that. just look at tesla or marx.

>>3190827
>kissless virgin
He had a couple of relations before he came to power
>lonely autist
He was pretty extroverted according to his bio
>never had a real job in his entire youth
He served in WW1

I get that Hitler's an asshole, but come on.

>>3192378
Hitler look frenchy and Heydrich is okay as long you didn't look at his side

>>3190827
Because he was right.

>>3192294
>council of evil
>(((evil)))
Good goy.

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>>3192521
>Can't take a joke
And you claim to be a /pol/ack

>>3192507
That didn't stopped them from getting called Jews.

>>3192483
>He had a couple of relations before he came to power
>He was pretty extroverted according to his bio
Sauce?

>>3192206
Goebbels wasn't a cuck. He was a noble German patriot that loved Germany and its volk.

I'm talking about liberals and cucks who demonized Hitler and Germany and sought to undermine the Reich.

I wish we had a leader who had enough balls like Hitler to shut up and shut down the lugenpresse for their foul lies against Hitler and the NSDAP.

He was determined to defeat (((them))) and used his amazing speaking powers

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>>3192379
He earned an Iron Cross First Class
There's no denying his battlefield bravery, it's literally on file.

>>3191190

>tfw america becomes to intelligent for socialism
>tfw the world has been autistically screeching about it ever since

Your post is actually unironically true.

>>3192695
>Goebbels wasn't a cuck
>named all of his kids starting with H for Hitler
Even more cucked than letting your wife get blacked tbqh

>>3192695
>Goebbels wasn't a cuck.
Look at the picture >>3192206 again.

>>3192732
>>3192727
That's not being a cuck if you are doing it for the devotion to the fatherland and the cause of the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler.
>>3192732
That picture is the image of German nobility and German pride. You wouldn't understand because Germany is now Germanistan with Islam and Sharia law taking over the country as we speak.

>>3192748
So you'd let Hitler fuck your wife? lmao, look at this cuck

>>3192723
>Unlike the company runners who served in the frontline trenches the regimental runners were not routinely exposed to the dangers of life in the front lines. It is ironic that those serving in the rear areas under the eyes of regimental staff were also more likely to obtain promotion, there were certainly fewer privations behind the lines and a far higher chance of survival.

He was solid and responsible soldier. But words like "battlefield bravery" or "war hero" should be reserved for other men, who actually were on the battlefield and were exposed to danger on daily basis.

>>3192760
That's not cuckolding, its being patriotic and devoted to a cause that is against plutocracy and Judeo-Bolshevism. Too bad Islam has replaced Judeo-Bolshevism as the threat facing Germany today. Of course you scoff at the Fuhrer's achievements and you listen to the lugenpresse about Adolf Hitler instead the real historical truth about National Socialist Germany.

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>>3192788
>Heu dude you can fuck my life if you're a LARPer obsessed with Germanism
KEK
U
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>>3192788
Dear sir, or madam,

it appears your IP has been violating global rule no. 2.

Please provide your ID, passport or a driving license.

>>3192727
technically not if he just named his kids after him

>>3192841
>Letting your wife name your kids after your best friend
Pretty cucky dude, I'll give it a pass for 2, but when we hit 8 you are well and truly being cucked

>>3192874
not really, if he'd actually fathered the kids then you'd have a point but it's just weird devotion.

Goebbels wasn't a cuck. He was actually pretty good with women, from what I understand. However, he was the chief propagandist of a monstrous regime - which is plenty of reason to condemn him.

>>3192788
You sound like a bot that was trained by feeding it neo-Nazi propaganda.

>>3192893
It's cucking, he got off on the idea they were Hitlers kids by some pseudo-retarded notion he had, and then he and his "wife" murdered them all
>>3192904
His wife basically sucked Hitler off in an attempt to stop him from killing himself, and Goebbels watched

>>3192909
I'm not a Neo-Nazi, I'm a real bonafide National Socialist patriot that wants the people to know the troll. I'm not a bot and I certainly don't like degenerates like Andrew Anglin.

>>3192904
Goebbels was quite literally a cuck (but he also cheated on his wife).

>Baarová, still working for the Ufa studios, met him when Goebbels visited Fröhlich's home in 1936. Gradually, they became closer and, under the urging of Goebbels, started a relationship that lasted over two years.[1] Their love affair caused serious complications between Goebbels and his wife Magda. When the minister began to show up in public with his mistress, Magda Goebbels in turn began an affair with Goebbels' state secretary Karl Hanke and eventually asked Hitler for permission to divorce her husband. According to Baarová's own statements, she herself, fearing Goebbels' wounded pride, approached the dictator for help.

>>3192911
i'm pretty sure he was just a devoted weirdo like alot of people were.

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>>3192918
> I'm a real bonafide National Socialist patriot

>>3191250
>
Does = the most likely possibility based on peer reviewed research. Look to some primary sources for evidence, not a Wikipedia article that disproves your claim.

>>3192765
>He was present at the First Battle of Ypres, the Battle of the Somme, the Battle of Arras, and the Battle of Passchendaele, and was wounded at the Somme.[60] He was decorated for bravery, receiving the Iron Cross, Second Class, in 1914.[60] On a recommendation by Lieutenant Hugo Gutmann, Hitler's Jewish superior, he received the Iron Cross, First Class on 4 August 1918, a decoration rarely awarded to one of Hitler's Gefreiter rank.[61][62] He received the Black Wound Badge on 18 May 1918.[63]
Iron Cross makes you a hero, just like a Bronze Star and up does.

>>3192921
That's not being a cuck, that's just letting your wife fuck around after you've already started fucking around yourself.

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>>3192748
> you're not a cuck if you have the right bull
Mmmké

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>>3192966
He was awarded so, because one day there was terrible fighting and his officer wanted to motivate the messenger. It could also be speculated that he brown-nosed his commanders as he spent lot of times at regimental HQ, but that was likely just his normal ordnung-y behaviour.

From I. Kershaw
>" Gutmann ... had promised both dispatch runners the EK I if they succeeded in delivering the message. But since the action was, though certainly courageous, not strikingly exceptional, it was only after several weeks of his belabouring the divisional commander that permission for the reward was granted."

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Funneling your frustration and anger actually helps to get shit done. A bunch of lonely angry autists from our modern times could learn a thing or two from Hitler.

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>>3192533
"/pol/acks" these days are mostly leddit migrants

>>3190883
>Hitler, being a middle class Austrian, was socially shunned by many of his generals and commanders and would often promote generals from non-prussian backgrounds just because they wouldn't ostracise him.
How is that autistic? That's actually a pretty sensible thing.

>Should I surround myself by people who hate me and shit on me?
>Or should I surround myself with people who will treat me fairly and with good intentions?
He slowly removed his enemies and surrounded himself with friends so that he could keep rising with their support. How is this not completely normal?

>>3192988
He cucked his wife and she cucked him back.
>Inb4 open marriage

>>3193151
This is a lot of trying to reconcile doing dangerous things and being rewarded for it with supposed non-bravery.
Dude participated in battle, got wounded as a testament to the danger of his job, and was rewarded for it.

>>3193178
modern day autists have too many distractions to funnel their energy into to do anything of worth

how many asocial, intelligent people are rotting away playing videogames or browsing the internet all day?

>>3193272
>Dude participated in battle
In safe distance from actual combat, however rear ares got bombed sometimes .

>and was rewarded for it
By a wound badge, wow. If you meant the EK I, it was awarded as a dare by his commander.

>got wounded as a testament to the danger of his job
One wound from shrapnel and one by gas over the course of 4 years.

Dude was a solid, responsible messenger, not a warrior, "war hero" or anything like that. There are many, many men who would deserve such titles.

>>3193342
Running messages, even between regiment headquarters still leaves you very much in harms way for a good portion of the run.
He wasn't a stormtrooper, but he was brave.
>Hitler described the war as "the greatest of all experiences", and was praised by his commanding officers for his bravery.[68] His wartime experience reinforced his German patriotism and he was shocked by Germany's capitulation in November 1918.[69] His bitterness over the collapse of the war effort began to shape his ideology.[70]

>>3193380

>never charged into machine gun fire
>never endured days without sleep because of constant artillery
>never saw fields of bodies or trenches full of shit,vomit, guts.

>gets gased
>wakes up and discovers the war has ended
>"dude why'd we give up? we coud've won!"

>>3193380
>still leaves you very much in harms way for a good portion of the run
Yet in much less danger than the trench-dwelling soldiers. Regimental runners normally weren't in danger.

>his commanding officers for his bravery
This seems to be comment from Lt. Col. Engelhardt, a commander "worshipped" by Hitler. Engelhardt once went to overlook the front in and according to him, he was targeted by MG fire and Hitler and Bachmann protected him with their bodies and forced him out of harms way.

>>3193512
>he was targeted by MG fire and Hitler and Bachmann protected him with their bodies and forced him out of harms way.
This is a brave thing.

>>3193449
Again, I'm not making him out to be some stormtrooper, but he was forward echelon and in harm's way at times. Any time there is physical danger to be had, bravery and cowardice can be displayed, and he was brave.

I suspect that bias towards the subject in question inhibits your ability to be objective.

>>3193594
>>3193594

He was in as much danger as the cooks that had to deliver food from field kitchens to the front lines.

But ya he was brave.

>>3190854
>looks like a strong head of state
Until you see him in person for a speech and he's a midget that you can barely understand because of his Georgian accent.

>>3190856

A beta autist reaches a breaking point where they either gain a tremendous amount of balls or the pussy out, accept their lot, and wallow around in self pitty until they die

>>3190868
Words can be really goddamn powerful

Look at the bible

>>3190856
>mao
>musso
>gangsters
Its probably rhetorical on yor part but factually bullshit

>>3191335
Prove him wrong
>>3191372
>>3191477
You have no clue what youre talking about. It was no more dangerous than being a frontline soldier. Stop unashamedly playing armchair historian trying to reconstruct events on conjecture that has no basis in historical reality.

>>3191699
The point is not to prove that Hitler was a weakling or coward, thiugh some anons might be trying that. The point is is that hitler did nothing exceptional to mark himself out. His job was dangerous but probably a bit less than the frontline soldiers. He did escape death by a hairs breadth a few times, for example leaving a message station just minutes before it got shelled and everyone inside died. He did some minor "heroic" things but, again, this was a few instances in four years of war. To also try to argue hitler was an "everyman" is also just false too, because his comrades thought eccentric and odd and he himself jept a distance from all social interaction. He was aloof from it all, stuffing his face in books to avoid conversation, silent like an autist when everyone else was conversing around him and obsessively devoted to his dog over everything else

>>3192988
THIS amount of stormshit MENTAL GYMNASTICS in one post LMAO

>>3191413
Perhaps once upon a time, rhetorical ability isn't worth shit today. It's all about the contacts.

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How could a kissless virgin and a lonely autist who never had a real job in his entire youth go that far in life?

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>>3190827

>>3194430
But he was a trained carpenter

>>3193594
>This is a brave thing

Compared to you and me, however in this war men experienced much harder tests of bravery.

>>3190827
Being a soldier in wartime era is not a real job for you?

>>3195667
When did he put his skills to use? Arguably Hitler worked in a profession longer since he was a soldier. Not that any of this matters anyway

>>3194430
He was a chad and fucked whores all the time.

>>3190827
>How could a kissless virgin and a lonely autist
Phrase your questions like an adult or get out.

>>3191208
Artists create and put stuff into the world

>>3192198
And look at what happened he couldn't get anything done just like trump is going on vacation for a month.

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>>3191728

So many anglos ITT

>>3192723
>There's no denying his battlefield bravery
The Munich Putsch is more than a denying as a brave man would die that day, not duck like a pussy.

>>3193199
not at all
>nazis = evil!!!
from this thread /his/ is closer to reddit than /pol/

>>3196902
/pol/ is literally /r/The_Donald now. It's easily the most Reddit board on 4chan.

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>>3196902
>closer to reddit than /pol/
Even /pol/ would disagree with that statement, they'd call it /leftypol/ sure

>>3196956
>/pol
That one always gets me

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>>3196924
at least they got their containment general, when they leave and post on other threads they get mostly BTFO by /pol/acks
Most fucked up board is /g/ without a doubt - gaymer community from both /v/ and reddit made /g/ their offshore gaymer hardware discussion site.

>>3192103

Nah, the left back then was just like now.
If you wanted to get laid and be seen as passionate and 'real' you got involved in socialist politics and bullied everyone around you, becoming ooga booga alpha in whatever branch you were part of.
They wouldn't say anything because the false pretense of comradeship and veneer of politics allowed them to excuse your constant pomposity, trawling for cunt and faggot edge as revolutionary vision to a pretty ridiculous degree.

>>3192732
>>3192760
>>3193077

Goebbels was a cuck, in the sense that the woman he married had a son from the previous marriage, the man at the back in that picture there, Harald Quandt.
Its probably out of respect for him that Goebbels kept naming the children with 'H' names, which his wife and her first husband had come up with as a pleasance.

>>3193948
>Perhaps once upon a time, rhetorical ability isn't worth shit today. It's all about the contacts.
An literal retard is now the president of America simply because he manages to be somehow charismatic to some people.

>>3197705
Nah I'm pretty sure it's because people protest voted over Obama not accomplishing his set out goals and getting involved in dumb shit like Syria, not that much has changed

>>3190856
Being a bank robber in a thug does not mean one is more 'bad ass'.

Hitler was decorated for bravery in World War 1 and his own peers attested to his personal courage and determination. Immediately after the war he got involved in politics and rose quickly due to his will and intellect.

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>>3197726
>healthcare
>finished retreat from Iraq
>gay marriage and marijuana in a few states

not an ameriburger, just an international studies student, but to even the most vaguely interested eye it seemed like much has changed. If that last one isn't a sign of the times changing I don't know what is.

really makes you think anyway

>>3199857
t. virgin

>>3197726
>>3199915
You'd have to be pretty young to not see how America became a literal freakshow under Obama.

>>3190854
Hitler remaining a virgin was in line with his idea that people who didn't have blond hair and blue eyes shouldn't be able to reproduce.

>>3192103
At first he was a shitty teacher, then he got in some debt and fled to Switzerland for a bit, then he came back and became a socialist journalist.

When WWI broke out he was kicked out of the PSI for being too nationalistic and pro-war (in part because Britain and France were paying him money to write pro-war articles). So he joins the army for three years, comes back injured, and starts a new newspaper - Avanti Italia.

It becomes popular among the middle class, who are stuck between a rock and a hard place (or the socialist movement in the working class and the rich liberal elite) and the disenfranchised former soldiers who were treated pretty badly by older and poorer men who had to work in factories during the war.

This movement becomes the Fascisti, and has its own paramilitary wing that spends its time kicking the arses of Communists who are ruining everyone's day by going on strike and occupying private property.

Then he marches 15,000 Blackshirts to Rome and asks kindly to be made PM. The King obliges and Mussolini gets given the power to rule by decree to stamp out the Commies. Mussolini then uses this power to change the electoral system to favour the Fascists. On election day he wins a landslide, in part due to that law he passed, and also due to the paramilitaries *convincing* people to really think about who they're voting for.

Then a bloke called Mateotti says the elections were bullshit. Then Mateotti mysteriously dies while the car of a prominent Fascist is seen speeding around the in the place and at the time he died. So the House of Deputies goes apeshit, so Mussolini sends some soldiers into the House and tells them they're out of a job and he's forming a dictatorship.

And that, children, a very rough story of how the son of a Communist workman and some dumb Catholic bitch came to be Il Duce.

>>3193800
Sorry, I missed the part where you offered a rebuttal?

Surely you wouldn't just resort to childish namecalling?

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>>3196832
stalin was 5' 5" and that image of him is photoshopped to shit to hide his pox scars and doesn't show his crippled arm

>>3196902
/pol/ is literally fuckfull of actual children now
you just give a fleeting look to ANY thread there and you go "this wasn't written by an adult, no fucking way..."

>>3192045
He fought in WW1 and got a prestigious medal. What have you done?

>>3201004
Anglo perfidy revealed

>>3201053
>He fought
he was a fucking mailman and he literally haggled that "prestigious medal" from his CO

>>3201051
tfw /b/ is unironically more tolerable than /pol/

>>3190827

>War hero
>Hugely respected even by superior officers, to the point that he struck a superior officer during the war and went unpunished
>One of the most famously charasmatic people in human history
>Talented artist (or at least a talented draughtsman to avoid a discussion about art)
>Spent years in the sexmar sexpublic

What makes you think he was a virgin?

>>3201782
Well he was shitler after all.

>>3192206
>having children with a woman who has children is cucking
if he'd never have had children with her and raised someone else's entirely he would be

>>3190827
Didn't he fuck some French chick during WWI?

>>3190827
to give us hope

>>3194430
>kissless
What about Judas?

>>3190827
>who never had a real job in his entire youth
*He worked construction
>Being a virgin is a problem
T. Virgin fag who thinks sex magically makes your life better forever. Pro tip: it doesn't

>>3202011
The story you're talking about is the accusation that he caught syphilis from banging a French whore in the war, and this somehow is how he became a fascist.

>>3190827
>kissless virgin and a lonely autist

lol no

>Tfw, no cute blonde faking a suicide attempt to get your attention

What are you OP, a virgin?

>>3191176

>Explaining why paternity is a social construct in France

>>3190827
He was the grandson of a Rothschild. He was put into power in order to create Israel. He is a Zionist cuck.

I always thought it to be interesting that Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin all lived in Vienna at the same period. Imagine Lenin and Stalin walking through a public park, where, upon the sight of a tattered Hitler sleeping on a park bench, Lenin would say something like "Here is an example of what Capitalism does to a fine man! Imagine what he could make of himself living in a Socialist society."

>>3196924
>>3197054
I think stormfig/old /pol/ central is 8/pol/ when they all went over during the 2nd exodus. I have no idea what 4/pol/ is anymore because I never go there. I imagine it to be the new /b/abby's first board now that /b/ is no longer relevant.

germany was lost atm (no money people had no jobs, not much food and so on)
and his speech was good

>>3201003
Imagine having to live in fear of this greasy-looking manlet motherfucker for years. Fucking a.

>>3190827
>falling for le hardwork meme
>ignoring that charisma is more important

>>3205713
>during the 2nd exodus.
Huh? What happened?

>>3190854
left can't meme

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>>3200282
Right, that's why

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>>3190854
>Calling brown belts gay

>>3201782
>War hero
lolno
>Hugely respected even by superior officers
"liked" at best. Fighting men disrespected him for his comfy postman job, though.
>One of the most famously charasmatic people in human history
That's rather subjective, for most of his life he definitly wasn't.
>Talented artist (or at least a talented draughtsman to avoid a discussion about art)
lolno
>Spent years in the sexmar sexpublic
With the brown band and we don't count homosex here

>What makes you think he was a virgin?
His auttistic love with Stephanie for example.

>>3208971
>War hero
>lolno
he actually earned an Iron Cross and was severely wounded.

Meanwhile all Churchill did during the war was send tens of thousands to their death at Gallipolli with his batshit retarded invasion plans.

>>3192590
By "relations" he means he fucked his cousin

>>3192206
murdered them

>>3192209
he was one ugly fucker

>>3192232
he was on /b/

>>3190979
>Before his political carreer he had 1 real friend, who happened to be a Jew ironically enough.
Stop lying. Kubizek wasnt jewish.

>>3210335
he had a club foot ..
he was hardly "the perfect aryan"

>>3210346
meant goebbels

>>3210351
And how is Goebbels related to 'Hitlers friends before his political career'?

>>3190856
Because he saw (((them))) trying to destroy his country and Europe. He did what he could to save it.

>>3190974
I wanna fuck Hitler's sister now

>>3209169
>he actually earned an Iron Cross and was severely wounded.
Read the thread before parroting memes.