>it's the year 1853, you are a 17 year old virgin Austrian girl walking down the streets of Vienna when you see a young handsome Johannes Brahms checking you out
What do you do?
He was more in to cougars than lolis
>>3189713
G'day m8, bonzo pozzy - u crackin' a fat?
>>3189713
Try and rape Ludwig II or Hans Christen Andersen.
>>3189713
>In a few years this guy named "Gustav Mahler" will be born and he will blow you out of the water.
Pass by thinking about dresses and not even notice.
>roasties knowing anything about high culture