Hahah guys, lets build these massive monuments, that take a lifetime

>>3183459

To show everyone how massively powerful that one person is.

>>3183459
eternal empire of the god king, bitch, get to work

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>for no reason other than to bury one person.

They had a practical religiopolitical function, you just don't understand their cosmological framework so you can't grasp their function

Things like this make me understand why African-Americans claim they're descended from Egyptians

>>3183781
>practical
>religiopolitical
>function

Implying ancient negus aka ka-angz people didn't move the stones telepathically using their melanin field.

>>3183459

It was literally an FDR pointless megaproject to give the people something to do so they don't starve in the desert months

>>3183459
They'll be remembered for millennia, OP. Will you?

>>3183459
it was literal autism

>>3183459
Tfw ppl still believe that in spite of the lack of evidence.

>>3183807
>there is half a million of us and we live in mud huts working all day
>one guy lives in a palace and spend all our money and eats our best food
>why is this the case?

Well, because he is God, see this huge building proving it, you don't have such a huge tomb, this proves these are Gods.

tl;dr Pyramids are anti-revolt monuments.

>>3183459
They were rich.

>>3183459
>What the fuck were they thinking?

It was an absolutely brilliant plan. This long term investment into tourism finally prayed off.

>>3183459
Because he was Ozymandias, King of Kings.

>>3183459
>Workers build pyramid while farming is not available at the time
>Ensuring continued employment
>Contributing to godly image of Pharaoh
No work, no money, no money, no food. It was practical economical decision supported by religious reasons.

>>3183459
they were shelters to avoid floods from the Nile

>>3188541
>>3183867
But how does it pay them back?
They're using up stone and elbow grease, and then...?

>>3188582
Food bitch

>>3188597
right, they're eating food, using up stone...

>>3188648
What? You don't use up stone. You stack in on top of other stones to get grain and beer and stuff

>>3183781

Presumably there's a billion tonne sculpture of a fedora in there somewhere that you're particularly impressed with