>Wake up tmrw
>Its 326 BC
>You're Alexander the Great
What do you do?
succ Hephaestion dicc
>>3181518
Get some bug spray
Have mindblowing sex with my best bro Hephaestion
>>3181518
Bang tons of pussies on 3 continents.
Also make sure that people remember where Bucephalus is burried.
Hephaestion is overrated as fuck. Gotta replace him soon