>INB4 "Go Back To Random Meme Fuck" rage I decided

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>INB4 "Go Back To Random Meme Fuck" rage

I decided to use the picture I did, because not only do I feel exactly like Jesus in that moment, but also the meme made me chuckle. Dark humor comes from dark times, but the laughter it produces is, I guess you'd say God's light.

>INBF tl;dr, not your personal therapist rage.

I feel like anyone who seeks spirituality and faith does so (when not seeking to deceive others) because either they or themselves were hurt badly. Like "im surprised the walls are still standing from the explosion" badly. A badly so painful even breathing words into makes you hurt.

My girlfriend is pregnant, and the moment I touched her bump I knew there has to be something bigger than the three of us guiding this universe... I'm in a position where I could seriously persue a life of academic faith. Preach genuinely, not piously.

>TL;DR:

I feel like my life calling may be to become a chaplain. Preferably after completing OSC (military officer school), because the pay grade was way better than my current. Faith can feed your family and not make you greedy.

Communication has always been difficult for me, so I figured why not skip /b/ for a night and actually think for a change.