>*record scratch* *freeze frame*
>'yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself into this mess.'
>>3153899
>footage rewinds
>"well for that we got to go waaaaaaaay back, back to where it all began"
>ancient chinese music plays
>>3153899
Why are they so ugly?
>>3154093
60s aesthetics and chavness (or whatever the chink equivalent is).
>>3153899
Basically everything after the Yuan dynasty was a mistake.
>>3153899
>ywn get to be a red guard leader and crush all who oppose you
>>3154302
> ywn bring the maoist rats to justice, rebuild the KMT and make china great again.
>>3153899
The cone of shame is literally one of the most retarded things people in the past came up with.
>"We're gonna place this on your head."
>Ok then?
>"You're so going to feel fucking humiliated."
>Ooookay.
Why do most of them look that dark? They look Vietnamese.
>>3154644
Have you met Chinese people? When they tan, they get really brown.
>>3153899
this made me giggle hardcore not gonna lie