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>be snowniggers
>"hey, rolf and olav, let's head over to one of the world's most powerful emirates and lay siege to some of their territory"
>"yeah that'll totally work lol"
>some time later
>"get in, loser, we're going to kill some muslims"
>win at first (against shitty local "muslim forces", whatever the hell that means)
>"see? this is easy"
>after a while have to fight against actual soldiers
>Umayyad troops rush you
>ohshit.jpg
>lose almost half your ships
>end up getting btfo
Even Vikings had to bow to the Muslim warrior in the end, it seems.
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>>3148466
silly me, i forgot to add this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville
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>>3148466
>"In addition, some of the raiders remained and settled in the area, converted to Islam, and became cheese traders"
HAHHAHHAHAHA
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>>3148466
>He doesnt know about the norwegian crusade
It was hell of an adventure and one of the coolest stories in history.
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>be mudslim
>hey brother let's go and conquered Sardinia, conquering such a scarcely inhabitanted island will be a joke and well use it as a base to attack and conquer Rome and all of The Christian world
>lose
>your whole 200 ships fleet is destroyed "in a storm"
>return
>lose again
>again
>again and your whole army and the leader are killed
So much for The muslim """warriors"""
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