ITT: Historical keks. >Roger Palmer, 1st Earl of Castlemaine

The three sons of Phillip 4.
Their wives were caught sleeping with knights.

There was also Claudius.

>On 14 April 1659 he marriedBarbara Villiersagainst his family's wishes; his father predicting at the time of the wedding that she would make him one of the most miserable men in the world. Roger was a quiet, studious, bookish man and a devout Roman Catholic while his wife was an accomplished sexual athlete

He asked for it. Who would think it would be a good idea to marry a slut?

>>314694
Hey, one of the wives were just covering up for the other two. Don't drag the Burgundian sisters THAT hard.

>>314704
You never know. Her husband just didn't divorce her because he wanted her inheritance.

>>314624
>He became a member of the English Privy Council in 1686, following James II's accession to the throne. He was appointed Ambassador to the Vatican, where he was ridiculed as Europe's most famous kekold.

I mean, suppose that was your wife

>Honey, I was just covering for my sisters while they were having affairs with men. I was there just watching.

Would you believe her?

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>What are you ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

>>314719
You ever read The Iron King by Maurice Drunon? Puts it in an interesting light. Though...

>historical fiction

>>314743
I did. In that novel just two of them keked their husbands, right? I don't remember their part that well.

>>314752
Yep. Third was the cover-up. Think it was the youngest?

>>314756
Can't remember very well. Iirc, the second one was pardoned.

There was a mistress of Louis XIV whose husband got so butthurt he infected himself with syphillis in the hopes of passing it on to her and through her to the king.

Unfortunately his wife refused to have sex with him since the king didn't want her to fuck anyone but himself.

Demosthenes

Basically failed at everything he set out to do, got keked by Philip and Alexander numerous times, and the only reason he was remembered was because his anal devastation was really eloquently spoken

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>>314779

>>314733
obviously not

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