Let's say you have /some sort of time machine/. Who would

>>3138706

Hitler
Stalin
Ted Bundy
Jan Hus
Voltaire

>>3138706
http://www.strawpoll.me/13529949

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>>3138706

All of who you mentioned plus Anne's sister Margot, Rutka Laskier, and Helmuth Hübener because I hold immense respect for him.

pic related, what I'd be doing to all of them (minus Hübener).

I would save the inca empire

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Anastasia

>The silence of death: it lay across the terrible jumble of bodies and blood-spattered walls. But Anastasia was still alive, and Marie, too, for as their bodies were carried to a Fiat truck that stood waiting in the courtyard, first one, then the other, suddenly sat up, coughing blood, moaning, screaming. They were outside now, and the men couldn’t shoot them; the bayonets came out, slashing through the air, but the knives struck the hidden jewels. And so someone grabbed a rifle, turned it around, and hammered away at the barely conscious faces, driving the wooden stock down again and again and again. Battered into silence, choking on splintered bone and shattered teeth, drowning in her own blood - this was how Anastasia died

>>3138762
fuggin gommies

>>3138706
Nikky Romanov, without a doubt.
Cesare Borgia
Also be tempted to save Harold of England against old Willy the conquer but I like how things played out in the end

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>>3138748
>>3138760

Some have suggested that we use pregnant Anne Frank to shame Holocaust denial threads. But I think it should be mandatory for all time machine threads instead.

>>3138758

How do you propose to do that?

>>3138775
Wow an incompetent douchebag and a corrupt douchebag.

>>3138706
>Save Joan and Sophie first
>Arm them with weapons
>Travel through time and save Anne, Anastasia and Tanya together by killing Nazis and commies
>Create harem

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>>3138762

Tatiana Romanov actually kept a diary right up until she was taken prisoner by the Bolsheviks. Like Anne Frank and many Holocaust diarists two decades later, she was beginning to suspect her fate toward the end. Tragic indeed.

>>3138775

>Nikky Romanov

He would have demanded that you save one of his children instead

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>>3138798

Not a bad idea

>>3138796
Fuck you lad, Borgia was a true man.

>>3138800
I'd love to save his entire line out of my raging hard on for Alexei the young monk and Peter the great.

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>>3138760

I would legitimately beat this drawfag's personal enemies to death with a baseball bat if he agreed to mail me more pics like this while I was in prison.

Kill my parents

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>>3138706
Caesarion, Britannicus and Caligula from Capri for good measure.

>>3138706
>Joan
>Adolf Hitler
> Rockwell
>Jesu.. oh wait he ressurected HIMSELF motherfuckers!
>Gobbels
>Himmler
>Patton

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>>3138911

>Joan kills Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler for invading her country
>Patton executes Rockwell for treason

Didn't work out as you planned didn't it?

>>3138706
Go back in time to save Skenderbeu from Malaria, so that Albanians can claim to have resisted a few more years then in this timeline.

>>3138776
>we use pregnant Anne Frank to shame Holocaust denial threads
I thought it did the opposite.

>>3138762

Nah, it was proposed in a Meta thread that all Holocaust denial macro-images be changed into pregnant Anne Frank art so we don't have to read them and to humiliate /pol/tards by showcasing how the murderous brutality of Nazism so cruelly robs the innocent of life. Same with pro-Communist images and the Romanov sisters

>>3138706
I would infiltrate the British high command and assign a group of black soldiers to the Dunkirk invasion. And a few Latinos. Maybe an Asian or two.

No reason, really. Just to piss off the "race realists" going to the Nolan movie.

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>>3139299
Is there copypasta about Romanov sisters?

>>3139331

Sadly there is not (yet).

I'm sure you could give it a shot if you have decent literary skills. You could always ask /k/'s wfg to do it. They did a pregnant Anne Frank fanfic where she snipes Nazis from rooftops recently.

>>3139326
>Dunkirk invasion

They weren't going to France, they were LEAVING France you imbecile.

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>>3138706
>>3138748
>>3138760

>tfw no drawfag to do pregnant Anne Frank, Anastasia Romanov, Tanya Savicheva, Joan of Arc, Sophie Scholl, and Rutka Laskier being protected from the evils of authoritarian central government by John C. Calhoun holding a shield marked "Nullification".

>>3138706
>Anne Frank
Rape and report to the authorities.
>Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova
Save.
>Joan of Arc
Whiteknight/defend against trolls.

Don't know/care about the rest.

>>3138931
>Joan kills
>Joan
>Killing anything

Literally just a flag bearer

>>3140027
>Rape and report
>not marrying her and producing a liter of children

/pol/ plz go

I'd gas the fuck out of Anne Frank just to spite you memeposting cuckolds. She was qt in real life but the Rule 34 pregnant Anne posted here is ugly.

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>>3140058

>Literally just a flag bearer
Flag bearer was literally one of the most dangerous positions you could have on the battlefield. You're the one every sharpshooter is aiming at.

On top of that, she wore a suit of armor almost daily. Even unarmed, she'd be more than strong enough to overpower a manlet Bohemian artist, ratfaced clubfoot, and a fat chicken farmer.

>>3140075

And I would drive a a 12 inch steel blade right through your chest before you could do it just to spite you and the rest of /pol/.

>>3140101
I'm not even a /pol/lack I just think she looks kind of ugly.

>>3139326
I'm sure you thought this would sound witty when you typed it out.

>>3140110

>I'd gas someone for being ugly
>not /pol/

Yeah, you're /pol/

>>3138706
t. White knight permavirgin

I would rescue majorian and become his unswerving loyal palatina, and help usher in a glorious turn in the fortunes of the western Roman empire.

>>3140128
alright you got me I'm /pol/. but seriously can we at least make her look more like the actual Anne Frank?

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>>3140064
>>3140101
>>3140110
>>3140128
Reddit pls go

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>fucking with history using a meme machine
>ever

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>>3140152

>accusing anti-/pol/ anons of being reddit
>implying /pol/ isn't basically an extension of /r/The_Donald now

>>3140148

Well, what would you suggest?

>>3140161

You'd probably be more likely to kill yourself by teleporting into a tree or building that was where you were standing X years ago than actually change history. There's also the whole "changing the future erases the chain of events that motivated you to go back in time in the first place and may even erase your very existence" thing.

>>3138706
Joan. Crazy religious tomboys are works of God.

>>3140221

Would Joan have ever settled down with a husband to raise more of God's little soldiers or would she have kept on fighting wars because she enjoyed it?

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>>3138798

This

Have Sidney Shachnow train them in the ways of modern war so they may crush the Red and Brown hordes with the upmost efficiency.

>>3138706
Why only Anastasia? Ideally all of the Romanovs would survive.

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>>3140312

Anastasia was the cutest. She's also the one everyone's obsessed about because it was suspected that she might have survived. Until they identified her body in 2007.

>>3140237
She would have gone to Bohemia to fight those filthy fucking Hussites. Once they were defeated, she'd probably retire to a nunnery because her husbando is God.

>>3140406

And what if Charles VII insists she take one of his relatives (I'd say sons, except they all would've been much too young for her) as a husband as a reward for her service?

>>3140430
I dunno. She'd probably say no as well. I think the guy closest to her in age who was of any noble status during her campaign was Alençon and he was already married, though his wife died soon after Joan died. Then again this is the middle ages, age differences that we today would be weirded out by wouldn't be that odd to them so she could have had some old grandpa as a noble husband

>>3140458

True. Although I imagine Charles would've wanted to keep her close, both as an asset (her skill as a warrior, the respect she commanded from her men etc.) and to prevent her from becoming a potential liability. He might have been appealed to the Pope to help convince her to marry and fufill God's command to "be fruitful and multiply".

>>3140492
Maybe. From what I read of Charles, he seemed to have used her more as a tool than be a genuine believer in her and what she stood for. She was a piece on the chess board and when she was captured he made no attempt to reclaim her.

>>3140516

Well Joan became a liability when she was captured. So course as a shrewd ruler, Charles was quick to realize she wasn't worth the trouble of getting back. He may even been gambling on her being martyred, knowing it would backfire and he could rally France to fight on in her name. Had she avoided capture or even escaped on her own, she would have remained an asset. And of course, the best means of keeping someone an asset in those times was with marriage.

>>3140545
Not necessarily. Charles didn't need to have her married to ensure her loyalty to the crown. Sure bloodties are nice but she had already proven herself to be a very loyal commander without being hitched to his third cousin twice removed or whatever

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>>3139988

Quads demand that someone must draw this.

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>>3138706
Van Gogh

>>3140934

You can't save a man from himself.

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Joan could have been a little crazy but she was PURE, she never stopped believing in the Lord, even after Satan disciples raped her. She certainly didn't deserve to burn.

>Saving all these pasty white girls
>Not going to Western Hemisphere and vaccinating/nursing some native cuties so they don't die of smallpox

>>3138798
>Giving Sophie, a pacifist, a weapon
I don't think this is going to work how you envision it anon

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Sissi

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>>3141391

Show her a vision of Auschwitz, the Einatzgruppen, the villages being torched inhabitants slaughtered, and she'll turn into a Deus Vulter real quick.

Remember, Georg Elser was a pacifist too. And his hatred of military aggression is what motivated him to try and blow up Hitler. Kill him, you trade the lives of a handful of guilty men for millions of innocents.

>>3141427
>Saint Joan of Arc
>siding with Christ-killing kikes
No.

Jesus. He would end up being some obscure preacher and Christianity would have never existed or Islam for that matter.

>>3141431
>Joan of Arc
>Siding with the eternal kraut who just invaded her country again

>>3141431

>thinking Joan of Arc would be any more inclined to side with a gang of mass murdering anti-Christian Pagan LARPers who are subjugating her country

How fucking retarded are you?

>siding with Christ-killing kikes

All a matter of perspective. The majority of Catholics don't hold retarded 2,000 year old grudges based on flimsy evidence so I'm gonna guess she would've been with the majority.

Hell, Joan had a fairly forgiving attitude to the English.

"Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there."

>>3141451
>the only force fighting against atheistic judeo-bolshevism in Europe
Good goy.

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>>3141454
>anti-Christian Pagan LARPers
Nope. Nice try Schlomo.

>The majority of Catholics
Supported Hitler and Mussolini. The pope himself said Mussolini had been sent by God.

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>>3141455
>muh atheistic judeo-bolshevism

Do I need to break out my copy of Hitler's Table Talk and the Goebbels Diaries to start quoting all of the Fedora Tipper-tier bullshit the Nazi leadership spouted on a regular basis?

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>>3141459

>le "our movement is Christian"

Ever heard of lip service you dumbass?

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>>3141463
You should know, Lugenberg.

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>>3141462

Alright, I guess I do.

"You see, it's been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn't we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the Fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion too would have been more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?"

"By virtue of an inherent law, these riches belong to him who conquers them. The great migrations set out from the East. With us begins the ebb, from West to East. That's in accordance with the laws of nature. By means of struggle, the élites are continually renewed. The law of selection justifies this incessant struggle, by allowing the survival of the fittest. Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure."

"It seems to me that nothing would be more foolish than to re-establish the worship of Wotan. Our old mythology had ceased to be viable when Christianity implanted itself. Nothing dies unless it is moribund. At that period the ancient world was divided between the systems of philosophy and the worship of idols. It's not desirable that the whole of humanity should be stultified—and the only way of getting rid of Christianity is to allow it to die little by little."

"The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges: the pox and Christianity. Christianity is a prototype of Bolshevism: the mobilisation by the Jew of the masses of slaves with the object of undermining society. Thus one understands that the healthy elements of the Roman world were proof against this doctrine. Yet Rome to-day allows itself to reproach Bolshevism with having destroyed the Christian churches! As if Christianity hadn't behaved in the same way towards the pagan temples."

Need I go on?

>>3138706
My dad

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>>3141477
>table talk
>contested authenticity
>versus explicit and verified statements
Please don´t let me stop you JIDF, you gotta make a living after all and you get paid for post.

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>>3141485
>>3141487

Oh of course everything negative about Hitler is of "contested authenticity" to you. You can't bear to have your beloved Fuhrer fallible in any way. Nevermind these were statements recorded by Martin Bormann, one of Hitler's most trusted lieutenants.

You stormniggers' denial of reality has no limits.

>>3140205
More like teleporting to the middle of space because the earth is rotating, orbiting, circling in the milky way, or hurtling away from the center of the Big bang and you still haven't figured out how to account for that.

I would immediately go back to the spring of 1993 armed to the fucking teeth and save Joe Vogler from being assassinated by the American federal government. Then it's time for the ALASKA WAR OF INDEPENDENCE BABY!

>actual speeches he delivered in public and the book he himself wrote are "lip service"
>supposed private talks annotated and translated by third parties are absolutely fact that override everything else
>u-u r biased, stormnigger
So this is the power of Jewish humour?

>>3141523
>>3141526
So THIS is the power of the stormweenie brain...my almond are activate!!!!!

>>3141526
To Schlmo Kikenblatt Lugenberg:
>>3141506

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>>3141528
BTFO.

>>3141526
>>3141529

>accuses Jews/anyone who disagrees with National Socialism of being dishonest liars to no end
>"There's no way our beloved Fuhrer would say one thing in public but believe something different in private."

It's as if you morons forget Hitler was a politician and had to placate multiple competing factions during his reign.

>>3141544
You see you´re thinking like a Jew. You assume everyone is lying because that is the default way you behave. Stop projecting Schlomo.

>>3141553

I'm not assuming everyone is lying. I'm assuming that YOU are lying.

>>3141562
Except I didn´t claim anything of my own authorship dumbass.
>Jews are smart lol

>>3141460
>Table Talk
Literal forgery.

>>3141553
>anyone who disagrees with me is a FILTHY JEW
>n-no there is no way my mentally ill, drug addicted revolutionary could possibly have had ulterior motives
You're just another side of the commie coin. Why don't you come goose-step into my yard, comrade? I'll show you my Colt Single Action.

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>>3141594
>Colt Single Action

My nigga

I'm more of a Colt Walkerfag myself but you gotta love the brilliant simplicity of the Single Action.

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>>3141594

>>3141617
I knew this guy IRL, fuck knows if he's still alive.

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>>3141617

Of course it's the Naziboo who dismisses what free men with the right tools can accomplish. A mistake that proved deadly for a great many men of the Wehrmacht.

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>>3141628
Lol

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>>3138706

Albert Sidney Johnston
Stonewall Jackson
Leonidas Polk
Patrick Cleburne

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If I had a time machine I would go back and kill Muhammed and Martin Luther (also I would have saved no one to be honest, except Julius Caesar,Pompe and dare I say it Crassus)

>>3144934

Save Caesar's daughter Julia and you save both Caesar and Pompey at the same time.

>Let's say you have /some sort of time machine/
>Who would you save first?

Does it matter?

Also Jeanne because she is literally perfect

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>>3138798

This, but save Anne and send her to sniper school and make that /k/ sharpshooter Anne Frank picking off Nazis from hillsides and rooftops fanfic real

>>3145022

She'd probably demand you put her right back into the fight.

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>>3144952
Ok then. Come with me we must sail to Syria now

>>3138706

Which one of them is ovulating the moment I show up to rescue them?

>gets a time machine
>doesn't use it to talk to the greatest philosophers and leaders of all time, witness the greatest battles and the most dramatic moments of all history
>saves some roast beef person instead
Why are people like this?

>>3145687

Most of us want to get laid/live our hero fantasies first.

And pampered Russian princesses and Dutch Jewish diarists will definitely spread their legs, maybe even take our hands in marriage and bear our children if we save them from certain death at the hands of hateful tyrants.

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>>3138706
>everyone

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>>3145028
>sharpshooter Anne Frank picking off Nazis from hillsides and rooftops fanfic

>>3141628
>free men with the right tools
kek, yeah anyone can do something great if it's literally handed to them. I'm sure all the European powers would have loved to have unexplored frontier filled with sparse native populations. Closest thing any of them had was Siberia, and there's a reason getting sent there was a punishment. It's actually kind of amusing about the whole homesteading thing. It's pretty much the same as lebensraum, you even got mass killing and displacement of the people already living there. But yeah, we Americans are far superior to those backwards European socialists

i would go back in time and get hitler and take him to modern day germany to see his reaction lal

>>3146761
What would Stalin think of modern communists? Or the imperial nips about anime culture. Pretty funny to think about

>>3146537

/k/ommando here, I'll post it

Breath in...

Breath out...

The dance of three heartbeats, a sonata in three parts lead by the thunderpulse of her own heart. She held her breath, forcing her heart to stop its frantic hammer-blows against her sternum as the crosshairs of her K98 danced over the nazi's drab uniform. The quiet dance in her belly lagged a half-beat behind, the twins filling her gravid middle playing along with their mother's pulse. Playing like little children should, happy and full of joy. They didn't know what the world was like, and Anne swore they would never know what it was like to live under the iron eagle.

Her grip tightened on her rifle's warn stock. It wouldn't be long now. She could already feel the tingle between her legs and the tightness in her already swollen belly. Labor would be on her soon, but she forced herself not to think about it. She'd spent so long, worked so hard for this one chance. She was not letting it slip past her.

As if they sensed their mother's focus, the twins in her womb stopped their dancing. For a moment, everything was quiet on the snowy hillside. The obergruppenfuhrer in her scope was clearly more worried about entertaining his dinner guests than anything else.

*Bang*

The rifle slammed back against her shoulder as a single spitzer-pointed bullet roared towards its mark. Anne knew her aim was true, but she couldn't trace the round through the air. The sock of the rifle had been enough. The last straw that sent her toppling off the cliff and into labor.

A shriek of pain was hastily quenched by gnashed teeth and thin lips. She forced herself to get up and run, forced herself to ignore the great weight swelling her womb. She needed to find safety. But she was so deep in occupied territory...

>>3147159

Anne forced herself to push past the weight. To push past the shuddering desire to just stop and relieve the extraordinary pressure pushing so desperately at the floor of her womb. She ignored the way her twins jostled with every step, squishing her lungs and making each breath of the chilly air that much harder before they came crashing down again.

The children... her babies seemed to recognize their mother's urgency. The playful dance they'd been enjoying ceased as she ran down the broken hillside. Her boots--stuffed with layers of socks and laced loose in the kindest gesture she could make to her swollen feet--stomped through the under grown with a mad fury.

She carried her rifle in one hand, balancing it by the scope and praying she wouldn't need to take another shot. Her heart was thundering and her muscles twitching from the flood of adrenaline battling with her primal maternal instinct to give birth. She'd pushed this as long as she could, she'd fought tooth and nail with her own body for every day and minute, but biology could only be denied for so long. She *needed* to give birth, and soon.

Her free hand cradled her belly, pressing tightly against the taper of her swollen womb in a vain attempt to delay the inevitable. If she could just get home. Get somewhere safe. Somewhere she could birth her twins. Somewhere she could let the labor pains encroaching on her even now have their way with her.

"*Actung!*" A crack rang out, and a dead tree exploded in sodden termite-eaten shrapnel.

Anne couldn't get low, not with her belly swollen almost to bursting. The best she could manage was flopping on her side and bracing her rifle against a fallen log. It wasn't the best shooting position, but...

*Bang!*

She made it work.

>>3147163

They were looking for an army. Jackbooted thugs in their proud black uniforms and polished metal helmets running from door to door like scolded puppies. They'd been the terror in the night once, now they were scared of the dark. Even daylight brought them no comfort, The Nazi soldiers twitched with fear at every shade down a side alley, every noise coming from a dead-end street.

They'd marched in as conquerors. Now they saw shotguns behind every door, and rifles behind every blade of grass. The SS had taken control, stormtroopers marched the streets and tanks clattered along at night, grinding cobblestone to chewed-up dust in their wakes. They'd locked down the city, secured every access point, guarded every depot.

There was no way any guerrilla army could survive. And it didn't, it *thrived.* Despite all their effort, despite everything they'd done, the bullets kept coming. Barely a day went by without a nazi breathing his last courtesy of a seven-nine-two spitzer.

They couldn't stop it because there was no army. There was just one girl. A girl on the edge of being a mother. A girl who would not let the twins growing in her womb know a world under nazi tyranny.

Anne walked the streets as best she could with her massive middle bulging her dress to its very limits. She felt ready to pop at any moment... then again the weight swelling her womb felt too heavy to bear for the past two months. Her clothes were almost comically small on her gravid frame, and every step was a throbbing reminder of the immense weight she carried. Those who glanced her way--many did, her massive belly broke up an otherwise startlingly slender figure--looked at her with pity or sympathy. Everyone suffered under the Nazis, she was hardly the first mother forced to make do with what clothe she had.

She was, however, the first mother to secret a silent British pistol under the swell of her middle.

>>3147165

She cradled her belly with both hands, both to reassure her growing twins that everything would be all right and to relieve some of the pressure against her taut skin. She was ready to give birth, she probably had been for the past several weeks. She woke up every day aching from the weight in her womb, and every step was a throbbing reminder of how very pregnant she'd become. But she would not let her twins know a world under the swastika and eagle. She would stay her womb, just one day more. She told herself that every morning, just one day more.

Slowly, a hand slipped from her belly to the package secured beneath it. The touch was ever so brief, but it sent a shiver up her spine. That hint of relief that she might so soon have. Soon, but not quite. She had one more mission to complete. One more at least.

The pistol slid from its makeshift sheath and into her hand like it was made to fit. She'd left a round in the chamber, all she had do was flick off the safety and spot her target. There, a stormtrooper trailing back at the end of his patrol.

She didn't smile, she hadn't in a year. But she moved with a casual purpose. She was nine months pregnant with twins, nobody could think a woman like her was any threat, could they? My, she could barely move from the weight distending her stomach and engorging her breasts. Surely she couldn't be a threat!

In one smooth motion, she brought her gun up, pressed it into the small of his back, and tore his spine apart with a single .32 bullet. A moment later, she shrieked in manufactured horror, and pointed her free hand down a deserted alleyway.

The stormtroopers, none of whom wanted to deal with a hysterical pregnant woman when the taste of finally catching the phantom army that'd been dogging them was in the air, bolted down the alleyway. Just as she'd hoped.

>>3147169


Step one was done. She'd taken her turn, now it was time for the Nazis to take theirs. If they played the game with the same oppressive dedication to brutal force above all else, they'd play right into her trap. But that would take time. A day, at least. She had to give the Germans time to dig their own graves. And that meant the hardest thing of all for her, waiting.

She secreted the pistol back where it came from, a shiver racing up her spine as the hot metal silencer kissed her tender flesh. She hated waiting. Waiting meant there was nothing for her to do but ponder her belly, she couldn't distract herself from the constant ache she'd learned to deal with, there was no way to get past the throbbing need she felt. She needed to give birth, any day now even her immense will wouldn't be enough to hold back her twins another second. She *needed* to give birth. She could feel twinges and hints of labor pulling at her already, but she forced herself to ignore them.

There wasn't time for that. Not now, not while *they* still ruled. But there was one thing she'd learned. A way to let the ache slip from her mind, if only for a moment. That one precious balm that soothed her aching belly and drove the nazis from her mind for a few precious moments.

She made her way home as quick as she could. Her massively swollen belly forced her into a comical waddle, and her heart beat a pounding thunder against her chest. She needed to get back, her body was throbbing with an overwhelming need for the one thing that'd eased her gravid aches.

You're busy zeroing one of her 'acquired' rifles when she comes through the door. Somehow, her massive bulging stomach is bigger than it was when she left this morning. Her skin's even tauter as she hurriedly tore open her comically small dress. Her naked belly and popped navel bulge like a larger imitation of her already engorged breasts.

"Anon," she straddles you. "I don't care if my water's about to break, I need it."

>>3147170

You're barely able to control her long enough to get off your chair and onto your back. She doesn't need to take much off. Even if she had a bra that fits, it wouldn't last long under her engorged bosom. There's no need for foreplay, the constant slosh of a womb strained to the very limit of it's capacity and well beyond that against her organs is enough for Anne, and just seeing the naked swell of a middle full of your children gets you the rest of the way. She knelt over you, straddling you with her massive belly resting against yours. It's heavy. You swear she gets heavier every time you come together, but as she grabs you with both hands, you suddenly don't care.

She could have a Tiger in her middle and it wouldn't matter, not with how you feel slipping in her tight slit. You sink into her as she rides you. A first slowly, she's so heavy she can barely manage more. But you get into her rhythm, working together against the Reich even as you work deeper into her sweet abyss. She's the first to moan, she's been bottling this all up all day. The thrill of the kill mingles with her natural hormones and drives her faster.

A moan from you now, it's all you can day. She's got you tight, each thrust driving your breakthrough deeper into her lines. She tries to contain your push, but her walls of flesh aren't strong enough to contain your lighting strokes. For almost half an hour the two of you are one. One body, one moaning flesh throbbing and dancing together. It'll be soon now, at least you hope. You've been telling yourself she's almost done for what feels like years, but she keeps finding ways to bring you closer.

Then you shudder, suddenly made of steel and gunpowder as you dump everything you have into her. She feels it too, a moan longer and higher than before purring through her lips. Her back arches and her eyes roll back. Then in a breath, it's finished. She falls, exhausted and content at your side, and you brush a strand of hair from her (con't)

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>>3147176

sweaty face before resting your head against her breasts. Tomorrow, there will be the war, the nazis, and the resistance. But right now... it's just you and Anne.

Well there you have it. /k/'s very own pregnant Anne Frank fanfic

>>3141594
>>3141616

And since we're on the subject of revolvers... Here's advert for one we came up with in the same thread.

>For close range, nothing packs a bigger punch against Richard Spencer than a LeMat .42 caliber revolver. Hold nine rounds plus an underbarrel shotgun in case tired and hormonal Anne needs help painting the walls of the baby's room in the Annex dark red with the blood of Gestapo officers.

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>>3138706

Save Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler and force them at gunpoint to have sex for my amusement.

>>3138706
I'd save based Shi Dakai, bros before hoes

>>3147402

Unironically this

>>3138706
Germanicus
Majorian
Alexander
Stilicho
Charles XII

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>>3138706

Is there any way to save Charles VII in utero?

>>3151406
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/608350/first-human-embryos-edited-in-us/

Maybe but from a genetic standpoint, it wouldn't exactly be him. But we need to protect that smile.

Lieutenant Katz
Franz Ferdinand's wife
Andreu Nin
Emperor Maximilian
Jacobo Arbenz

Bonus: Trotsky

>>3138804
Surprised her boobs fit in that armour

>>3152913

She probably would have needed a custom set of armor because she would've been much smaller than the average knight.

>>3151406

Probably gonna need to take a detour to the future first for that.

>>3140170
Plebbit newfag.