just drank a mystery amount of rum. tell me about the histor

File: 1498887677590.jpg (153KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 550x550px

just drank a mystery amount of rum. tell me about the history of alcohol

tyrinh to make a good OP:
>Chemical analysis of jars from the neolithic village Jiahu in the Henan province of northern China revealed traces of alcohol that were absorbed and preserved. According to a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, chemical analysis of the residue confirmed that a fermented drink made of grapes, hawthorn berries, honey, and rice was being produced in 7000–6650 BC.[3][4][5] The results of this analysis were published in December 2004.[5][6] This is approximately the time when barley beer and grape wine were beginning to be made in the Middle East.

>Wine's first appearance is thought to date from 6000 BC in Georgia.[7] The earliest firm evidence of wine production dates back to 5400 BC in Iran [1][2].

>Evidence of alcoholic beverages has also been found dating from 3150 BC in ancient Egypt,[8] 3000 BC in Babylon,[9] 2000 BC in pre-Hispanic Mexico,[9] and 1500 BC in Sudan.[10]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_alcoholic_drinks#Archaeological_record
why did our ancestors cause us to act like retards /his/?