>no thread about turks or the ottomans to be found Let's

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You came to the wrong board, Otto

>>3118349
Yes. Turks value comfort more than anything else
Even medieval stereotypes revolve around this

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>>”Ibrahim’s harem was full of young, nubile, girls from around the world. But after a while, the slender things from Russia and the Balkans didn’t do it for him anymore. One day Ibrahim happened to see the genitalia of a female cow. Pleased by what he saw, Ibrahim had a gold cast made and, hoping to find a human match to the bovine privates, he ordered his aides to “bring him the fattest woman in the world.” They did their best, finding a 300 pound Armenian girl named “Sugar Cube” (Sechir Para or more literally translated “Sweet Lump of Sugar”). Ibrahim loved her, and spent many a night curled in her large arms. It wasn’t long until the big woman had gained power over Ibrahim equal only to that of her girth. It would be Sugar Cube who would spell the final downfall of Ibrahim the Mad.”

Was he /ourguy/?

>>3118598
>being a landwhale lover

He was a disgrace.

>>3118598
If there ever was a contest between mad monarchs Ibrahim would plow through

>>3118698
thanks to his psychotic older brother Murat IV, he reached some new levels in madness for a monarch.

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>>3118349
>tfw the era of big dumb looking hats is over

>>3118744
>dumb looking