[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Is there any historical leader that could beat Teddy Roosevelt

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 30
Thread images: 4

Is there any historical leader that could beat Teddy Roosevelt in a fist fight?
>>
nope
>>
>>3108933
Teddy was the most alpha president.
literally /hisfitlit/
>>
>>3108933
Probably Maximinus Thrax.
>>
>>3108933
Gandhi
>>
File: i_011.jpg (48KB, 433x570px) Image search: [Google]
i_011.jpg
48KB, 433x570px
Alexander the III of Russia
Literally a big guy for you
>>
Vitali Klitschko and Arnold, probably
>>
>>3108933
Charles de Gaulle or Vladimir Putin could probably take him
>>
Abraham Lincoln could take him.
>>
>>3111243
He was a frail, bony man. The only reason why he wouldn't get instantly BTFO is because he's a lanklet and roosevelt is what would today be considered a manlet.
>>
>>3108933
I feel like there could be a solid Racebait/hisbait made about how King Tut could because of Black Supremacy and then trigger people about Egyptians not being black.
>>
>>3108933
Alexander the Great
>>
>>3111260
>He was a frail, bony man.

He was a champion wrestler you faggot. As a young man he won several legendary fights, including singlehandedly beating up an entire street gang that was trying to hijack his family's barge.
>>
>>3108933
Marc Antony.
>>
>>3111265
hah, I'd like to see that.

>>3108933
For some reason I'd like to see him fight a really drunk Yeltsin, I feel like it'd be hilarious. Teddy is based though
>>
>>3108933
Geronimo
>>
>>3111260
He was country boy stronk
>>
Teddy was a fat, asthmatic manlet.
>>
As far as US presidents go, Lincoln, Jackson, and LBJ could beat his ass.
>>
>>3111260

https://www.civilwar.org/learn/articles/abraham-lincolns-duel

> Lincoln went on to taunt Shields’ pursuit of women:

> "His very features, in the ecstatic agony of his soul, spoke audibly and distinctly–'Dear girls, it is distressing, but I cannot marry you all. Too well I know how much you suffer; but do, do remember, it is not my fault that I am so handsome and so interesting.'"

> Shields demanded a retraction from Lincoln.

> Lincoln refused to retract his remarks. He returned Shields's letter with the request that Shields rewrite it in a more "gentlemanly" fashion.

> Instead, Shields challenged Lincoln to a duel.

> Since Lincoln was challenged by Shields he had the privilege of choosing the weapon of the duel. He chose cavalry broadswords "of the largest size."

> At six feet, four inches tall, Lincoln planned to use his height to his advantage against Shields, who stood at a mere five feet, nine inches tall.

> As the two men faced each other, with a plank between them that neither was allowed to cross, Lincoln swung his sword high above Shields to cut through a nearby tree branch. This act demonstrated the immensity of Lincoln’s reach and strength and was enough to show Shields that he was at a fatal disadvantage. With the encouragement of bystanders, the two men called a truce.
>>
>>3111525
Why LBJ?
>>
File: JohnsonTx2.jpg (45KB, 700x319px) Image search: [Google]
JohnsonTx2.jpg
45KB, 700x319px
>>3111535
6'4 , stout, and would regularly bully other politicians. Plus he had that scrappy hick attitude.
>>
>>3108933
Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, Lincoln, Eisenhower
>>
>>3111598
People who do shit like that are cringy as fuck.
>>
>>3111632
idk man he used to bang on about his penis a lot and impose it on people or something.

From an excerpt of Robert Caro's biography, via the New York Review of Books:

He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

[...]

Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.
>>
>>3111632
>t. Lil Bobbie Kennedy
>>
File: P August.jpg (100KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]
P August.jpg
100KB, 650x650px
>>3108933
August the Strong he could rip a horseshoe in half, Teddy on the other hand was asthmatic.
>>
Almost every leader could beat that fatty to death.
>>
>>3111664
>>3111598

Sounds like a complete gentleman, really.

Lyndon B. Johnson was Frank Underwood IRL.

A manipulative, murderous piece of southern good ol' boy trash.
>>
Any Japanese daimyo.
Thread posts: 30
Thread images: 4


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.