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>be France
>help out small rebellion of colonials out in North America, because fuck u britain
>small rebellion turns into large war that strains your already dying economy even more
>proceed with the most bloody coup in human history
>finally be successful for a little while
>get fucked again
>get fucked again by Germany
>get almost fucked again by Germany
>get definately fucked again by Germany
>war stops for a while
>join this EU thing, seems cool
>Hey wait a second who's in charge of this agai-
>Get fucked AGAIN by Germany
>Meanwhile while you were busy getting fucked, said colonial rebellion turned into the world hegemon, while ALSO teaming up with the fucking British of all people
>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
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>Be french
>Walk home from work because roads are a honking quagmire of compact FIATS
>drop baguettes as the earth shudders beneath you
>bakery is now a twenty foot deep crater
>akbaring intensifies as a hordes of future doctors and mathmeticians scamper away in all directions
>finally get home in one piece to your flat
>gf Solene is on her back, legs in the air as Mubar plows her
>merde
>at least we still have wine
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>Nigel is mad frenchies wont die for him anymore
divine and conquer wont work anymore bong
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>>3080009
France is one of worlds most developed countries, and co-leader of the biggest single market on the planet.
Turned out pretty well for them, I would say
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>>3080009
I really like Macron now desu
He really is radical
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>>3080126
radical centrist, you mean?
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>>3080119
Sure, if you say so
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