What /his/-tier scenario should I play? So far I've >founded

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Ideally I want to start as a count or duke and work my way up. Idc which year

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>>3073768
>Satan spawn daughter sail over to the Aztecs and become their Queen

Mine stayed at home and became a dutiful mother that formed Britannia.

Form Israel in 1220

>>3073788
damn

>>3073768
Be a black Egyptian and reconquer your rightful territory which white people stole (the whole map) then convert that save to EU4 and reconquer the whole world for the black warrior

Whitebois btfo

>>3073768
I just started a game as the Bozok khanate in 769. Planning on trying to do a fairly historical playthrough and lead the Oghuz Turks to Anatolia.

>>3073801
Also be the immortal Emprah Wewuz of the Kang dynasty

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>>3073801
>>3073809
>playing as non-whites

>>3073810
Go away Reviewbrah, you died in Manchester

>>3073810
>not destroying wh*te people and taking back Egypt

Do wh*tebois fear the black warrior?

>>3073815
He wishes

>>3073801
>making the rulers all retarded muslim nignogs and playing as a lord having to survive the immediate apocalypse
Fucking love doing this https://youtu.be/gucj_ObuM4M?t=6m56s

>playing vanilla ck2
I didn't realise /his/ was this pathetic. Play HIP or CK2+, both make the game more enjoyable and difficult.

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>>3073804
I should have taken more screenshots of that play

>>3073801
I had a black French emperor named Andre that was born in purple and a Sayyid.

>>3073869
are you blind?

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>>3073773
Play as El Cid, Valencia 1094

>>3073768
>Lithuanian pagans as the Lithuanian crusade begins
>Rebuild the Achaemenid Empire as a Zoroastrian persian
>Settle down as the Magyars and build a Hussar empire (Hussar retinues have solid stats and Tengri religion improves light cavalry further IIRC should wipe out entire armies with your retarded pursuit values)
>Playing as Bretons reconquer all lands that used to be under Celtic rule
>Playing as Ummayads reunite all of Islam under your rule and successfully conquer France
>Starting as a minor count or duke in the Holy Roman Empire gain independence and unite Italy with the kingdoms of Italy and Sicily under your rule
>As an Ibadi, Kharijite, or Druze character convert most of Islam to your minor sect

>>3073788
That's a lot of children.

paradox games are starting to affect my politics

i've started to disdain the common folk, and constantly prioritize what's in the best interest of the state

>>3077641
I'm the exact opposite. I always try to make my pops happy as possible and making sure they get their needs in Vickky 2. I like booting up the econom analyzer at the end of a game and seeing my GDP per capita higher than all the other countries

>>3074930
why?

>>3073768
They've rolled back the timeframe since I last looked. Might be cool to do a British game.

>>3073810
>play as merchant republic
>200 years later all of dynasty is black because of niger women event

Any one have that picture of the king reporting himself to himself for committing treason against himself?

>>3077641
>paradox games make people into globalists
Good lord.

>>3077641
>>3077668
>tfw play GSG's as a ruthless coloniser and exploit the rest of the world for the benefits of the home territories and a select few colonies

We perfidious albion now

>>3077641
That is basically a (structural) realist school assumption. Paradox is terribly influenced by that, which makes sense given the political actors are all well-defined states that (erroneously) simulate their historical counterparts. You don't control the rebels or anything like that.

Recreate the north sea empire as harald hardrada

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You install HiP immediately.

>>3073768
install Darkest Hour and play Kaiserreich instead

>>3080833
HiP?

>>3073768
You can sail over to the Aztecs?

>>3082081
no but they can sail over to you