Why have Nordics never contributed anything compared to

>>3060101
Stupid blondes.

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>>3060135
Not one Norway flag in the mix. Are the Norwegians inferior?

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this is Niels Bohr, a Danish physicist who contributed to the development of quantum physics
along with Einstein, Heisenberg and the rest

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>>3060149
this is Ole-Johan Dahl, a Norwegian computer scientist who co-invented object-oriented programming
a widely used paradigm of programming used in all technologies of the world

>>3060150
He was Jewish, doesn't count.

>>3060101
They're just idiots.
>>3060150
You just listed a bunch of jews. stupid snownigger.

Does metal music count?

>>3060156

OoP is useless
Just use variables

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>>3060101
>Niels Bohr
>Alfred Nobel
>Carolus Linnaeus
Butthurt medshit detected

>>3060101
Legos

>>3060156
Linus Torvalds is also ethnic Swedish

>>3060491

He's Finnish

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>>3060101
>>3060116
>>3060149
>>3060187
>>3060198
t. manlet swarthy people

>>3060511
Are you a homosexual?

>>3060512
I'll let you suck my Nordic cock, if that's what you're asking

>>3060531
Romans and Greeks had lot's of sex with Germanic/Nordic little boys.

>>3060553
read Tacitus, Germanic peoples drowned gays in swamps

>>3060564

Note that only taking it in the ass was gay(ergi)

Anal drillers weren't gay in ancient Scandinavia and were actually celebrated members of the community

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergi

Why do you make shit tier ethno-centric threads?

>>3060571
Very odd but in the Nordic and Neo-Pagan online communities you find loads of homosexuals for some reason.

>>3060571
did you even read the article you linked?
they were faggots, and looked down upon

>>3060580
neo-pagan = ancient nordic society
only greeks, romans and other meds were inclined to be homosexuals
the mummified remains we find in swamps in Denmark as likely homosexuals drowned by Norsemen
faggots are executed

>>3060587
*neo-pagan =/= ancient nordic society

>>3060587
What classify one as a homosexual in the old world we don't know.

>>3060587

>the term argr had connotations of a receptive, passive role of a freeborn man during homosexual intercourse

>in the Gudmundar Saga it was decided to put Thorunnr into bed with every buffon, and to do that to Bjorn the priest, which was considered no less dishonorable, dishonorable to Bjorn, not to his rapists.

No point trying to be a revisionist about it.

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>>3060101
too busy raping anglo women

>>3060511
>Muh hair and eyes xD

You're no better than niggers and muh dick

>>3060576
Can't produce a counter argument, so you and deflect, sad!

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>>3060616
t. Arab rape baby

>>3060101
low, spread out population + isolation from the rest of the world
>>3060149
centuries of being a backwater province doesn't exactly cultivate science

>>3060623
You have no argument so you shitpost presumptions of who I am. Italians gave us Rome, civilisation. What did nordshits ever do?

>>3060647
Italians are not the Romans of the past
read up on descriptions of the Emperors, they all had light hair and blue eyes
from Augustus, to Nero, to Flavio etc
modern Italians are swarthy and greasy mixed mongrels with a low IQ
you have NOTHING to be proud of since the Renaissance which was by the northern Italians, who are still somewhat white

>>3060630
t. Snownigger
Pro tip Vikings were the biggest niggers of all time

>>3060647
Nords gave us beautiful women

>>3060647
>Italians gave us Rome, civilisation.
the sumerians did you retard. the romans were just LARPing greeks

>>3060647

Nords gave you your kings and emperors

You should bow before every Nord you see because we are your eternal masters and gods

>>3060434
>OoP is useless
>Just use variables

why is this so funny

>>3060101
>Victor Sjöstrom
>Carl Theodor Dreyer
>Ingmar Bergman
>Ingrid Bergman
>Liv Ullmann
>Max von Sydow

>>3060101

Fuck off back to making fun of /pol/ on other boards. Your shitpost just affirms /pol/ by negating it.

this is /his/ cunt

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>>3060600
>and to do that to Bjorn the priest, which was considered no less dishonorable, dishonorable to Bjorn, not to his rapists.
>source: The construction of homosexuality
>by David F. Greenberg

Pure coincidence.

>>3060630
Your tiny snow nigger brain recognizes that the girl in your own picture is not naturally blonde, right?

Snow niggers, only good as sub sex slaves, just as the greeks and romans did, and made them keep their dumb little mouths shut.

>>3060101
Race doesn't matter its merit that counts.
Stop associating us with idiots like Varg

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>>3060664
you're embarrassing yourself stormfag

this thread is distille autism

>>3060849
Hey inbred, time for your shift at Walmart.

>>3060929
Time to open the border to some Muslim Pakistani doctors then!

>>3060984
>Giacomo
>Cruciani
>WE WUZ ROMANZ WE WUZ NOT RAPED BY MOORS

Just admit that you have negroid blood, Luidgi

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>>3060984
Still pretty white though

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you hate us 'cause you ain't us

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Imagine living in such a shithole of a country that you have to shitpost on /his/ about Nordics to feel good about yourself.

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>>3060149
Norway might well be the least relevant, least interesting nation in all of Eurasia.
Its history starts in the 11th century, and everything since then has been bland, bland, bland.
Swedes at least had a brief Empire, and Danes are pretty cool folk. Icelandic culture and history is cool as fuck, for such a small nation, but Norway? Nope.

>>3062787
Norway is the nation that settled Iceland, retard
Norway was a great power before the great powers existed
Geenland, the British Isles, Iceland, and even America bowed to Norwegian supremacy

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>>3062671
>Diplom-Is
Nice, even if I prefer this

>>3062795
WE WUZ !!!

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>>3060156
Add this to cheese peeler and you have the entire intellectual output of Norwegians for the past 800 years.

>>3062887
Stop lying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristian_Birkeland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_Hamsun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May-Britt_Moser

I can keep going if you want.

They discovered the america's in the year 800 in small boats

>>3060101
Because Nordics come from the least hospitable and inhabited part of Europe. Also, there's a whole bunch of things they constributed. For instance Scandies were way ahead in everyone else in Europe, Africa and western Asia in terms of actually sea worthy ships

>>3060187
His father was a Danish catholic.

>>3060149
Norway has been either Denmark's or Sweden's backyard for most of their history. I don't think they even existed as a united people before they became part of Denmark.

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>>3060101
Nordics are germanics, so are the English. Nordics have some if the highest per capita Nobel prizes in the world and were fundementally in the 20th century in the research of nuclear power, medical technology, and engineering.

>Inb4 hurr durr cucks

See pic related.

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>>3063234
>Finland
>Suomi

Wtf is Suomi porn?

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>>3060484
>tfw you will never be able to call yourself danish just because of pic related

Feels pretty bad /10

>>3060149
Norway was part of Sweden until early 20th century

>>3063234
>Nordics have some if the highest per capita Nobel prizes in the world
Yeah, if you count nobel peace prizes and noble literature prizes. Which were often given to completely irrelevant nordic nobodies.

>>3063221
Norway was very much its own thing from the late 800s until 1500-something, when the Danish king formally integrated the kingdom as a province of Denmark. Later, it would be restored as a kingdom and after a brief time of independence, it would enter into a union with Sweden.

>>3063271
>family from north Slesvig
>1864 happens
>two granddad conscripted in WW1
>fighting a war they want to lose
>which they do
>danish again
>one guy had to walk from home a POW work camp in the ural mountains barefooted first

>>3062787
Icelanders themselves are just Norwegians and Gaelic rapebabies. Icelandic history for the most part is basically just Norwegian history. Dublin and a few other Irish cities were founded by them and Normandy was settled by Norsemen under the leadership of the (argueably) Norwegian Rollo.

>>3063248
Suomi is Finnish for "Finland"

>>3063402
Harald Blåtand conquered Norway and installed Hakon, Knud also ruled Norway, I don't honestly remember if Svend Tveskæg did or if he just ruled Denmark and England.

>>3063425
>the modern brit is the result of generations upon generations of gaelic, roman, anglo, saxon, norwegian, danish, and french-norwegian/danish rape babies

>>3060664
Laughable

>>3060664
WE