You are now stuck in year and place the last historical documentary

So I'm stuck in june 67. I hope I'm in Israel and not egypt...

>>3059035
which side did the documentary mainly show footage from?

>Eastern Front 1944
send help

>>3059015

>wake up in American West in 1840

sweet I know about gold in California, brb panning

>>3059039
Israel I guess

>>3059051
i wonder how many people are going to say Eastern Front.

>>3059056
replied to wrong person, my bad

intended for >>3059043

>>3059015
>waking up in Compton after the Rodney King verdict
I could probably make it out alive but it wound be dicey.
In case anyone hasn't seen it I highly recommend LA 92

An austrian in 1914. Kek

>Warsaw Uprising, 1944
well it was a good life :/

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>East Africa in 66

Well, I guess I can survive for a few hours

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>>3059015
>1941
>Kiev

I do not know what would be worse, being a Soviet who could possibly escape or being a German who knows everything is going to go to shit in around two years.

>>3059245
Tell Hitler not getting into art school is not the end of the world.

>nigerian civil war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UlfP9YrGgs

Those white mercenaries seemed like pretty cool guys, they probably wouldn't have much use for me though. Depending on which side I get dropped in on i'd probably try to help out people in the famine areas assuming I survived long enough to get my bearings.

>>3059015
Do books count?

I just watched the film adaptation of "A bridge too far" isn't really a documentary but if that counts I'm fucked.I'm American though so I should be alright.

Recommend me some history documentaries please /his/.
Preferably your personal favourites.

>Berlin 1945
I'm either murdered by the Krauts for being an American spy, or raped by the Slavic horde

>>3059015
Oh dear, i'm in the second bloodiest war in history on the losing losing side.
This isn't going to be fun.

>>3059015
>Conspirator in Revolutionary Russia
I'll post in the gulags, my fellow /his/torians

>>3059015
>Roanoke
Time to spread hazel eyes to the natives, I spose

>>3059399
Anything from David Reynolds but Long Shadow

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>>3059015
Napoleon PBS documentary.
Vive L'Empereur

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Talvisota, hopefully I'm on the Finnish side. Better dead than red.

>>3059015
>Napoleonic france
As long as I stay away from everybody im good

>1914, Western front
At least Christmas will be fun

>>3059015

Syrian Civil war in 2016.

Oh wait...

>>3059722
>No idea who's gassing you

>>3059015
French Revolution. When people started losing their heads (ba dum tss). send help.

>>3059399
Apocalypse: the First World War

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Crete 1941
>I'm fugged

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>>3059015

Just watched Endurance about Schackletons moronic adventures.

Fuck it I'll just jump straight into the water, forget freezing to death.

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>>3059015
>migration period/fall of rome
uh, hmm
i think i'm dead

Westwall Early 1945.
I really hope I'm britbong

>>3059015
1945 Germany pretty fucked up
(The Nazis: A Warning from History episode 6)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GvDyJobHTM

Not fantastic, frankly.

>>3059015
>Stalingrad, 1943
FUBAR

san francisco-1962, escaping from alcatraz

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>>3059015
Fuck yeah. I get to be a student fighting against the Japanese government kicking out peoples to build the Narita Airport. This was literal war, which lasted years. The govt tried to kick out the people whom had been living on the la nd since for ever to build their airport, but they weren't having it and fought for about 10 years. The doco is heavily biased on the side of the protesters and follows someone who filmed the whole events I think it covers about a decade of events.

>>3060960
>At the time, the socialist movement still possessed considerable strength in Japan, evidenced by the large-scale student riots in Tokyo in 1960.[12] Many in the "new left" such as Chukaku-ha opposed the construction of Narita Airport, reasoning that the real purpose for the new airport was to promote capitalism and to provide additional facilities for US military aircraft in the event of war with the Soviet Union. These individuals sought to ally with the more conservative local farmers who simply did not want to give up their land for the airport.[13]

I'm not sure about this.

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Could be worse.

>>3059015
It's 1996 rush's america

>>3060973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMB01iscM0

>>3059015
1970s America

1970s Northern Ireland
Up the ra/no surrender I guess

Soviets in Afghanistan

>when you can't wake up inside

>>3061023
The thing is, I want to expand capitalism into 1960s Japan and contain the Soviet Union.

https://youtu.be/R5i9k7s9X_A fug :DDD

One of the comments mentioned "The World At War", is that documentary truly worth my time, or is it just propaganda like what some comments say?

>Iraq 2003
Not that fucked I guess

I'm a West Virginia Coal Miner in the 1950s.

I'm going to die sooner than all of you

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I'm screwed.

>>3060792
>forget freezing to death, I'll just freeze and possibly drown to death

>>3059015
>Rome 121 A.D.
It's cool best emperor is in charge

>>3059015
I watched Lindybeige's video about British officers not ducking. I'm gonna have fun.

>>3060827
Nah I bet the Krauts loved getting blacked even then. Good luck.

>>3060973
Let us know if it's good or commie garbage propaganda.

>>3059313
>the film adaptation of "A bridge too far"

who calls it this?

>>3059603

>not just claiming to be a spy and telling him how to keep BTFOing coalitions

why do you hate freedom so much

Apartheid South Africa, during the rebellions. I am dead.

>>3059015
>Centralia, Pennsylvania

Not too bad

Auschwitz

World War 1 on Italy's side, FML

Is the civil war in the Central African Republic already historical? If yes I'm dead because I'm white and I guess although they're christians and muslims fighting they don't like atheists...

If that's not historical enough I don't remember the last documentary about a conflict I saw but I read stuff about the Contra war in Nicaragua (because I saw "Kill the Messenger").

>>3059245
i'm an italian in 1914. in less than a year we will be shooting each other.

>>3059015
2001, The Democratic republic of the Congo. God help me

>>3059015
Roman Empire documentary about Commodus
>born too late for the Pax Romana
>born too early for Constantine the Great
>born just in time for the third century crisis

Fuuuck

>>3060955
Greetings comrade! Let's of showing these hunnic bastards what mother Russia is ofs being made!

>1861
>tfw it was more biased towards the confederacy

fuck

>The Wehrmacht pt 4 - The BItter End

Well shit, >>3062387 wanna trade? Interesting series though, leaned a lot on the private (secretly recorded, thanks Winston) conversations between captured German officers and finstall hand accounts by wehrmacht soldiers. Well worth a watch if the subject interests you.

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>Bronze age collapse

I invent iron. Actually fuck that, I invent guns.

>>3059015
Victorian era and evolution era for science.
Seems cool

Victorian Farm

Ooyah, it hurts!

>>3059015
Cambodia, late 70's. Fug. How to survive?

Be in Siege of Kruje
Well seems like it depends on where I spawn

I am stuck in 18th century beautiful lower Silesia.
Poles GTFO

>>3059015
>just watched a documentary about north korea
FVCK

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>>3061537
The doco's?

They are only about the fight, not really about ideologies and reasoning. It's about the struggle, the rioting, how they went about fighting the government, not so much why.

3 part doco. Called either SUmmer in Narita or Sanrizuka.

>>3059015
>watching the Great War
>now stuck as an Austro-Hungarian conscript in Serbia

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Gaugamela.

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>>3059015
>Late Qing Dynasty
>bloated, corrupt, economically contracting, and on the verge of repeated humiliations from foreign powers thanks to a totally out of touch ruling class run by one of history's worst leaders who forces everyone to get the same stupid haircut.

fuck

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>>3062506
Look on the bright side, you were born after the Antonine Plague, which almost surely would have killed you.

Plus you've got like, a solid 40 years of the Roman military occupying the government under the Severans before things really go to shit. In fact you'd probably find living under the Severans pretty rough because they flat out treated soldiers like the privileged class and everyone else like subordinates, so if a gang of soldiers broke into your house, raped your daughter, and made off with a bunch of valuables, the courts probably didn't want to listen to you bitching about it.

Your best bet would be to get the fuck out of Rome. Go live in North Africa which will remain relatively peaceful until long after you're dead.

>>3059015
Nah mate you're good, as long as you're not a commie.
t. South African

>>3060792
But unless I'm thinking of the wrong explorer, he managed to get his entire crew through the ordeal alive, didn't he?

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Saigon 1975
Well shit. I mean I'm American so i'll just get on the next helicopter out

Im a gladiator in rome i forgot the time

>>3059015
I saw that Dunkirk commercial

The black plague 1348.
I don't feel so good.

>>3059015
>Berlin, early 1945
Oh no

>yugoslavia, 1981
Guess i can enjoy it while it lasts

>>3059015
Not bad I like the 90's. Would kill to experience it again. If in Slovenia I might get to Melania in time before Trump nabs her.
https://youtu.be/nLIF7nqqNtk

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lucked out with just kuwaiti oil fires, if this counts as a documentary

>>3059015
1980s South Africa, specifically about Afrikaner communities.

A little tense, but could be a lot of fun, to be quite honest.

>>3059015
>Russia,1917
I'm honestly not sure what to do

>>3063691
Uh...I'll rather stay with the Congo. Atleast i can pretend i'm a businessman with my chink skin and all.

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>1913
>great marsian war

>>3059015
Petrograd 1917
Fug.

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I haven't watched a documentary since i was like 12 and learned to read like a fucking adult.

Last book i read though was about brink of 17th century Gold Coast.

I think i'd be pretty okay, if i could get to one of the European trading forts and recruit myself as sailor

>>3059015
I don't remember what the last documentary I watched was. But if books count, I'm now stuck in pre-Roman Italy.

Fuck.

Second summer of love, the doco started on the lead in a few years ahead so I'll get myself a 303 before the rush, might try and get in on some yba action, ape mark leckey a bit

Well I am now blocked in French Algeria in the 60's and I will probably side with SOA

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Looks like its time for some ethnic cleansing

Pretty fucked desu,

I would be in the Wolf's Lair conference room during the July plot.

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>>3061635
I do.

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Fuck Yes, Uncle Billy! Let's do this shit!

>>3059015
>Colombia after Pablo Escobar's death
Heh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqSS2v0NvR4
..-. ..- -.-. -.-

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~11,000 B.C.E lemurian hyper age. Id be fine till the disease comes

america 1910-1920
whelp time to fight in the great war and if i survive ill have a good time parting fancy till i die of starvation...at least my kids wont be fuck ups...

>>3070517
also im in NY city so ill have to deal with all those immigrants...

The Imperial Palace during the Julio-Claudian Dynasty.

>tfw you synthesize ricin for Livia. Gaius and Lucius not Tiberius and Drusus.

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Shit, I guess I'm going hit the beach and hope I don't die immediately

I'm working for the Bush campaign in 1988. Not too bad compared to where I could be.

>Restrepo

Afghanistan in 2007. Survived it once, I should be fine.

>czechoslovak soldier in early 1939
Fuck, next 6 years are gonna suck

>>3059015
In the Pacific ocean in 1917 in a boat full of Germans

>>3066108
Pick up a qt 3.14 Vietnamese bae on your way out.

>>3059015
>Roanoke 1590
Damn

>>3059015
>Documentary on the evolution of Athenian theatre

Huh, guess I'm a Metic now.

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>>3059015
Napoleonic Wars, Paris, France. I do not know the French language, though. Would I be drafted, be able to remain in France, or deported back to America?

>battle of towton 1461

At least I live in York, nice clean victory for the boys, ey

>>3059015
>Anglo-Zanzibar War
Top Kek, if I stay away from the sultan's palace I will be fine.

>>3059015
>Battle of Tannenberg 1914
>Im german
kinda nice... I guess?

>>3059015
>Soviet-Afghan War
The place is a shithole but at least I get to experience the A E S T H E T I C S of the 80s.

>>3059015
1944 Ardennes

>>3059015
>Assyrian Empire under Sennacherib
Fuck me

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>Russin Civil War, 1918
>White Army
Hey. it could have been worse. For God, Country and Tsar!

Does "spawning" in Rome make me a Roman citizen? If not I'm fucked.

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>Russian revolution
better side with the commies then

>>3059015
>Hiroshima, 1945
FUCK!!!

>>3060960
"SS", what appears to be a stylized Valknut.

Were they based, or am I severely misinterpreting kanji?

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>Battle of Towton

Welp it was nice knowing you all

>>3071178
Must have watched the same documentary as >>3075594 then

https://youtu.be/jvvhtIx2DRc

>tfw from Devon so I would get roped into fighting for the Lancastrians

Please be gentle

>>3061111
Same. Also, chekt

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>>3059015
Dangling on a rope, freezing to death on the North Face of the Eiger, only meters from rescuers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcjH3W4Vbc

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Might not be too hard to survive in a Tudor Britain farm owned by monks, right?

The Siege of Orleans.

I wanna fug Joan of Arc.

>>3059015
Seige of Tobruk

That suns gonna be bad for my pasty ass white skin :(