>Wake up >It's 1771 >You are now King George

Turn into a large anaconda.

>>3057317
Convert to Catholicism so that I may one day become the Holy Emperor.

Give the america colonies 13 seats in parliament

Move my court to New York, declare independence from myself, crown myself King of America.

>>3057330
This. Also, ban slavery and begin shipping all negroes back to Africa.

Sit in the corner and watch my wife take the big American cock

>>3057317
>join the HRE
>grant the colonies seats in parliment
>fuck up france's shit
>poison the current holy roman emperor
>try to beat the eternal hapsburg in 4d chess

If the Jews weren't still exiled, exile them once more

>>3057317
>Appease colonists
>Fix relations with France
>Offer protection to Louis
>Wait until Revolutionaries in France chimp out
>Invade France
>Restore Bourbons
>Cuck Louie by shagging Marie Antoinette
>Louis can't do anything because he becomes British puppet

>>3058638
Theirs still a problem here
You can't appease the eternal yankees thirst for expansion
I guess the best bet would be war with spain

>>3057317
Try to appease the Americans if I we can't then let them go without a war and focus on destroying Germany.

>>3058650
You forgot
>restore angevin empire
Will you take Corisca so you can get Napoleon on your side?

>>3057317
"Wait a second, if i give the colonies seats of parliament i can sacrifice some administrative efficiency for much greater stablity!"

>>3058885
Depends which side will he take.
If he joins the British-Bourbon Union, he will get a chance to rise through ranks and become a remarked general and lord alongside his friend, Wellesley.
If he joins the revolution, he will be crushed, like the rest of the both crown's enemies

I'm also thinking about saving the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Prussia for sure won't be happy about such powerful haegemon in area like British-French union, Russia probably too.

>>3058650
>invade france
>succeed
Hahaha haha
They actually tried quite a few times over the revolutionary and napoleonic periods. They were only successful once the Grande Armee had been destroyed in Russia. You wouldn't stand a chance.

Appease the 13 colonies
steam power
thwart any chance of a French Revolution