>go to hell >feast with my ancestors >go to heaven >suck

Do you understand that Hell is a place of torment and you will never see any of your ancestors or loved ones again

>>3052181
He's not talking about hell.

>>3052181
Hel, where the word hell comes from, is where the majority of people went after they died. It´s essentially the same as Hades.
And no, it´s the contrary. I´ll never see my ancestors if I go to (((Judeo)))-Christian heaven but a bunch of brown people.

>>3052181
Hell is where the cool kids go.

>>3052177
>go to hell
>be in the dark
>be on fire
>the fire never dies
>i never die
>there is no food, no water, no parties
>only fire, screaming, and bumping into other damned souls and demons

Be in heaven.
Be literally better than I ever imagined it would be.
Gets better every day.

>>3052227
>believe in Jewish fairy tales
>be a shabbos goy stooge
>die
>lights go out
>become worm food like anyone else

You are very foolish if you believe this.
Please reconsider your thoughts on opinions.

>>3052293
>believe in Jewish lies
>believe that there is no God
>believe none of this matters, so do whatever the fuck I want
>die
>end up burning in hell for your sins and willing rejection of God

Don't listen to the Jews, anon, they hate Christ and His message.

>>3052177
I want American Dad's version of heaven where you get your own personal "room" that grants you wishes and shit.
Floating around in the clouds is better than non-stop torment but would get very boring unless you get to watch Earth like a TV show.

>>3052338
You mean the new, preaching new philosophy? Go molest some more children with your priests

>>3052177
>polygamous
Why are you using this as an insult lmao

>>3052199
Wait a second, none of your ancestor has been Christian? Was your entire family stuck in some cave from the iron age until today, or are you just a non-white?

>Disassemble lego house
>The lego house goes to lego heaven